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Old 09-03-2014, 06:34 PM   #226
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This is the real deal BALLS TO THE WALLS FULLY DONE OUT BLACK NOTCHBACK VORTEC SUPERCHARGED street legal !! Doesn't get any better than this. A must see, major compliments ALL day long, even had a lady cop pull me over just to say "WOW"! Whenever I Start this bad boy machine, all you get is people smiling & kissing a$s, and chix getting wet when they see and hear this fcker.
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Did I miss a huge sale on lights? lol
He makes the dining table look like a stripper pole for midgets.

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Old 09-17-2014, 09:08 AM   #237
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2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER

2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER
Asking price 15,000 or BEST OFFER -One owner, PAID $44,000 NEW.
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Price is like $10k too high. I don't care that it's got low kms. It's an automatic....
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Old 09-17-2014, 10:07 PM   #238
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Old 09-17-2014, 10:58 PM   #239
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He makes the dining table look like a stripper pole for midgets.
Why are you assuming that wasn't his intention?
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Old 09-19-2014, 01:43 PM   #240
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2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER

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Asking price 15,000 or BEST OFFER -One owner, PAID $44,000 NEW.
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Price is like $10k too high. I don't care that it's got low kms. It's an automatic....
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$18,500.
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Old 09-19-2014, 01:55 PM   #241
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2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER

2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER
Asking price 15,000 or BEST OFFER -One owner, PAID $44,000 NEW.
14,946 KMS

Price is like $10k too high. I don't care that it's got low kms. It's an automatic....
This has been up for awhile now, at least a month or two. I remembered it from this thread because it was a lady seller and an automatic.
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Old 10-04-2014, 09:21 PM   #242
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Honda Accord - nice little car! - $16500 (Kerrisdale )

Wut $16500

*edit* Caught his mistake and changed his ad

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Old 10-04-2014, 09:27 PM   #243
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Old 10-04-2014, 09:44 PM   #244
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this is honestly pathetic. i know its fake and some lame no life asshole made this to poke fun. its been flagged.
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Old 10-12-2014, 08:43 AM   #246
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Audi 90 quattro AWD all wheel drive ** MANUAL ** NO ACCIDENTS

My friend has on good authority that this car was sold at auction for $300 this past weekend.

Mentions "Quattro" "AWD" and "All Wheel Drive" repatedly, yet one mention of "Front-wheel drive"

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1988 Audi 90 quattro all wheel drive up for sale. first person with the money here takes it, need it gone. Front wheel drive
5spd manual ,,
SUNROOF ,AC WORD HEATED SEATS
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no accidents not renuilt .
body have 210,000 kms & Motor only has 90,000KM. Starts great every time.
Has 17 inch Rims, aftermarket head unit, Momo racing steering & wheel, hydrualic suspension, custom exhaust (sounds nice) Audi signature undercoat spray to eliminate rust. There are a few issues as it being a 1988. Both driver side windows aren't working , need new motors . Also unfortunately there are no door locks. Just did a bunch of work on it including a new starter, water pump, timing belt, few accessory belts etc...
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Audi 90 quattro AWD all wheel drive ** MANUAL ** NO ACCIDENTS

My friend has on good authority that this car was sold at auction for $300 this past weekend.

Mentions "Quattro" "AWD" and "All Wheel Drive" repatedly, yet one mention of "Front-wheel drive"
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1988 Audi 90 quattro all wheel drive up for sale. first person with the money here takes it, need it gone. Front wheel drive
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no accidents not renuilt .
body have 210,000 kms & Motor only has 90,000KM. Starts great every time.
Has 17 inch Rims, aftermarket head unit, Momo racing steering & wheel, hydrualic suspension, custom exhaust (sounds nice) Audi signature undercoat spray to eliminate rust. There are a few issues as it being a 1988. Both driver side windows aren't working , need new motors . Also unfortunately there are no door locks. Just did a bunch of work on it including a new starter, water pump, timing belt, few accessory belts etc...
i bet this car will stolen before it gets sold since it has no door locks
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But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".

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Old 10-15-2014, 09:01 AM   #250
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Rear axle and rear muffler are FWD Audi 90. That's not a quattro.

Early B3 build, it will have the lethargic 130hp NG 5 cylinder engine, one-piece front struts and otherwise be in good shape. No door locks is likely a vacuum leak, presuming they don't work from the passenger door either. The window issues are likely broken wiring at the door hinge, the motors rarely fail.

Oh wait, fails thread not the good buys thread. I'll stop :P
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