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03-02-2013, 10:22 PM
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#1 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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| WTF: US teens 'had three-way sex on corpses of men they lured to their house...
US teens 'had three-way sex on corpses of men they lured to their house, strangled to death and hog-tied' Quote:
An 18-year-old woman with a necrophilia fetish had three-way sex on the corpses of two men who she and her sexual partners strangled, it was claimed today.
Joshua Miner, 24, piled the bodies of Eric Glover and Terrence Rankins, both 22, together and placed a beige sheet across them so he and his longtime girlfriend, Alisa Massaro, could lie together on top of them at Massaro's home in Joliet, Illinois, according to police reports.
Miner told police he remembered 'years back' that Massaro had told him she 'wanted to have sex with a dead guy,' so he hoped to fulfill part of her fantasy, according to documents.
Adam Landerman, the 19-year-old son of a police sergeant, may have joined Massaro and Miner's sexual romp, as well, the report says.
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| Joliet murders: Teens 'had 3-way sex' on bodies of men they strangled | Mail Online
WTF????????!!!!!!!!  :fullof fuck: :fulloffu ck: | 
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03-02-2013, 10:36 PM
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#2 | | The sound of inevitability
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Originally Posted by VRYALT3R3D  | that's like 45 minutes from where I live. Joliet is usually so nice too..
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03-02-2013, 10:42 PM
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03-02-2013, 10:44 PM
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#4 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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How do you have sex with a dead guy? I mean blood wouldn't flow to the penis anymore once you're dead right? wtf!!! 
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03-02-2013, 10:48 PM
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^ what.
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03-02-2013, 10:55 PM
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#6 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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03-02-2013, 11:01 PM
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#7 | | SiRVs up, dude
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Originally Posted by striker_boi7 How do you have sex with a dead guy? I mean blood wouldn't flow to the penis anymore once your dead right? wtf!!! | maybe the rigor mortis keeps it stiff
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03-02-2013, 11:04 PM
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#8 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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After a bit of research... Quote:
No wonder dead people can have erections. A death erection (also named "angel lust") is a postmortem erection happening when the man dies vertically or face-down and the corpse remains so.
When the body is dead, the smooth muscles of the arteries relax (in fact, die) but this is not enough: the blood cannot enter the penis as the heart no longer pumps it, creating pressure for entering the penis' vessels. In the dead body, only gravitation acts on the blood. This means that the blood accumulates at the lowest point of the body, provoking a swelling of the dead tissue; the upper located part of the body discolors, leaving the dead body's lividity. In the mentioned cases, the blood enters by gravitation into the dead penis, causing an erection.
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source: softpedia
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03-02-2013, 11:06 PM
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#9 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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that is just sick...
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03-02-2013, 11:06 PM
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I dont think they fucked the corpses dude.... they just fucked on top of it
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03-02-2013, 11:26 PM
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#11 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Originally Posted by EmperorIS I dont think they fucked the corpses dude.... they just fucked on top of it | 
I see.... Well then... I need to improve my reading comprehension.
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03-02-2013, 11:45 PM
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I'm positive there's some sort of joke in all this somewhere, but I'm too dead tired to think that hard.
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03-03-2013, 07:53 AM
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Here's the joke...stiker boi looked up how to have sex with a dead guy.
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03-03-2013, 10:04 AM
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#14 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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lol angel lust...i remember that from the show 6 ft under
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03-03-2013, 10:48 AM
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fucking hipsters
I guess mattresses are too mainstream
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