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Old 03-08-2013, 11:55 AM   #1
Rs has made me the man i am today!
 
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Sperm used as moisturiser by Chinese teenager (in UK)

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Boy sends bottle of sperm to girl as love token. Girl thinks it is facial moisturiser. Boy gets arrested.

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This one is so full of win I dun even know what to say...

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Old 03-08-2013, 12:06 PM   #2
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Guess you could say... She didn't see that one cumming...
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Old 03-08-2013, 12:22 PM   #3
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Or he came on a bit strong...
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Old 03-08-2013, 12:28 PM   #4
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cum on guys... no need to get excited
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Old 03-08-2013, 12:43 PM   #5
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Wow! Now thats a real sticky situation.
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Old 03-08-2013, 12:43 PM   #6
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A bottle whaha. He must love her lol
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Old 03-08-2013, 12:55 PM   #7
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so u telling me she got a Facial ..
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Old 03-08-2013, 01:08 PM   #8
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These nuts on yer chin
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Old 03-08-2013, 01:09 PM   #9
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I HEAR A BUKAKAI OR SOME THING LIKE THAT.....
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Old 03-08-2013, 01:39 PM   #10
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who's to say it wasn't skin "cream"

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Old 03-08-2013, 01:57 PM   #11
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dem rs jokes hahaha
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Old 03-08-2013, 02:00 PM   #12
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so um... Did the "moisturizer" work/help enhance her beauty?
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:45 PM   #13
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Was he fapping into the bottle while looking at a picture of the girl?

The guy should work at a sperm bank.
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Old 03-10-2013, 09:33 PM   #14
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so um... Did the "moisturizer" work/help enhance her beauty?
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why do you want to know?
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Old 03-10-2013, 09:56 PM   #15
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The fact that the news story called it "sperm" (ie the actual cells that are in the semen) kind of has me questioning the validity of this story.
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Old 03-10-2013, 10:26 PM   #16
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i've been helping chicks look younger since i was 13
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:02 PM   #17
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It's gonna be really hard to rub this sticky situation out from your past...
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:28 PM   #18
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