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Old 03-08-2013, 11:16 PM   #1
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The Professor, the Bikini Model and the Suitcase Full of Trouble

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Old 03-08-2013, 11:49 PM   #3
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I read 1/3 and realised there was 2/3 left.

What the fuck.
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Old 03-09-2013, 12:08 AM   #5
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Old 03-09-2013, 12:29 AM   #6
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the article is about Denise Milani btw.... you know... her




okay these two are spoilered
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^need to spoiler that, but nice surprise this early in the morning............ now that I'm up!
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Old 03-09-2013, 04:15 AM   #9
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LOL reminds me of the show Locked Up Abroad on National Geographic
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Old 03-09-2013, 06:18 AM   #11
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Yeah wow, gave it a good go and only got 1/2 way through it.
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Old 03-09-2013, 07:25 AM   #12
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Wasn't a very good "go" if you only got half way through.
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It wasn't even that long, I guess some of you need pop-up pictures every few sentences to stay focussed.

This story is a perfect example of how IQ doesn't equal intelligence. Although I do find it odd that he had sent her 30+ text messages talking about coke. The guy's a complete moron tho, he truly believed this smokin model wanted to Marry his 68 year old ass (only after he delivered the mysterious package).
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Old 03-09-2013, 12:07 PM   #16
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actually the word or word(s) i was thinking of was that this guy was thinking with his dick
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One of Frampton’s last e-mails to Denise Milani was written on a pirated cellphone a month into his stay inside Devoto prison: “I only think of cuddling all day and having sex all night with Denise Milani. How can you prove that you are Denise Milani?
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Old 03-09-2013, 02:36 PM   #20
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he probably wanted/needed money from the story it doesnt sound like he has savings (or even he was looking for a challenge)

he has a friend in buenos aries which made the connect as evidenced in the story since he gets to stay with him on house arrest

and his ego led him to believe he could concoct a story that would get him out of trouble

the only silly thing is the unbelievably light sentences in south america for drug smuggling especially against smugglers


^^ thats far more believable than his story of "i dunno" especially given the txt msgs and musings on paper
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Old 03-10-2013, 10:34 AM   #21
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the guy sounds like a real-life Sheldon cooper.
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