Blast from the (RS) PAST.

[fliptuner]

Arguably the single most epic post on RS:

Spoiler!

[Ch28]

Originally Posted by The7even

You know who I miss?

Senna4Ever

Wasn't he the one that was outed as a creep that would show up to RS meets and take inappropriate pictures of girls?
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[Lomac]

Originally Posted by Ch28

Wasn't he the one that was outed as a creep that would show up to RS meets and take inappropriate pictures of girls?
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Isn't that the majority of users on here?

[Ch28]

Originally Posted by Lomac

Isn't that the majority of users on here?

I think the difference was that he'd walk around with a telephoto zoom lens and take them at a distance...
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[bcrdukes]

Does anybody remember "HelloKittyScene" ?

[Mike Oxbig]

how about cbcgirl82, she's 31 now wonder if shes a mom yet

[punkwax]

I'm still hoping DrMike's thread about the thief and the tranny delivers one day...

[Obsideon]

Damn this thread makes me feel old, I actually remember almost everything that has been posted here. I was still a teenager when I joined RS, lol oh man the countless burned hours of my life I can never get back ... and I would do it all over again if I could!
What was the forum before the EZboards? I was on that too but can't remember anymore lol ...

[ae101]

http://www.revscene.net/forums/55996...a-race-me.html
not a old thread but still pretty epic i think

[bing]

RS even had their own cheerleading squad back in the day lol.

[Ch28]

I still have that calendar somewhere lol

[freakshow]

++TheOne++: The original CiC

[AzNightmare]

Most epic story ever!
Didn't originate from RS, but someone shared it on RS from another forum.


NSFW

Spoiler!

http://www.revscene.net/forums/59961...-semi-nfw.html

(I reposted it, cause the original thread has broken image links, but I happened to have them all saved before they went down).

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Anyway...
If you've been following my social anxiety thread you would have learned that I got an asian girls number during my last update (the encounter wasn't recorded unfortunetely because my Camera froze). But anyway, it's been over a week and I was feeling like taking a break from exam studying, and I figured that if I didn't call her before exams were done then I wouldn't get a chance to see her until after the break (which would be too long perhaps). So I called her up and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a campus cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said "hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed". Now at that point I felt like I had to take a sh!t, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don't crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation.

Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)... and ****... I had to take take a sh!t really badly... and I also had to take a piss really badly (I had been holding that too since I didn't bring my pee bottles with me to the date)... I really didn't want to use her washroom because I didn't want stink the place up... but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I'm not sure why.. but that's what happened). So I rushed to the washroom... and thus begins the worst possible scenario imagineable.

I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO.... AND I have an erection.... what the **** do I do? Which do I do first??



So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can... but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time!



So then I'm like "fuk this... I'll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out"... so I sit on the can... grasp my penis hard to try and "block" it... and I then tried to let the crap come out....that didn't work so well...

As I relaxed my anal sphincters... my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor... I started panicking at this point... so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in... I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor.



I then closed everything off again (you can't imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)... wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor....then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head:




I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor....



At that point things get even worse...



The turd wouldn't ****ing dissolve... and the damn bish was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom....

I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...

she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???

At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol

she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!!

I say: no please don't come in... I'm not done yet...

At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid... the girl could smell it and she said: "why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? What the hell are you doing in there???"

I say: please don't come in... trust me.. you'll regret it...

she says: **** this... get out now or I'm unlocking the door..

I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it.

She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave.

about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment.

[fliptuner]

[!Aznboi128]

this thread delivers: memories

[fliptuner]

Remember when RS looked like this:
http://files.delusion-complex.com/fatboy/fatboy.htm

And that one time Fuze or Skinny made it pink for April Fools Day.....

[Lomac]

Or even better:

REVscene.net: Vancouver's #1 Import Website! - powered by vBulletin

[saucywoman]

Come out to the stock/noob meets to make more memories
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[XTC_604_DKNY]

Some randomness I remember

- A bunch of us setting up a Metrotown meet, just because we wanted to meet the JB girls (at the time).
- Hotshots literally every night, with GA after
- Random Sushi meet became 2 or 3 big round tables at Richmond Sushi
- Acura_Acura (i think thats his username) yelling at people in the parking lot with his speaker set up
- Having TRD604/CH28 drive me to all the meets because I didn't have a car
- Everyone thought the coolest car on the site at the time was a 2nd gen baby blue GSR
- Finding out Crixy was a guy, and Ulic was asian

[Lomac]

Originally Posted by saucywoman

Come out to the stock/noob meets to make more memories
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[Psykopathik]

wasn't there a Spugen Fight video on you tube or something?

[7seven]

Originally Posted by Psykopathik

wasn't there a Spugen Fight video on you tube or something?

Oh yea, wasn't that when he got jumped by a gang of other tiny highschool kids in an alley, then they brought the bickering and arguing to revscene forums?

[Ulic Qel-Droma]

yes i totally remember that hahahaha....

or that video of some kid getting belt whipped or beat up near van tech by some dudes with white jeans haha

[RTS]

bump

wtf happened to Fukamoto?

[yray]

^got married, bought houses, wife says no more revscene