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Old 08-19-2013, 09:04 PM   #1
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'Ghostbuster' arrested for conducting exorcism with penis

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A self-proclaimed “ghostbuster” was arrested in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province after he charged a young woman 20,000 yuan ($3,279) to exorcise the ghosts in her vagina with his penis.

Police arrested Huang Jianjun on August 1 after the woman, A Xin, called police one day after having sex with Huang, reported the Southern Metropolis Daily.

A Xin, a spice shop employee, consulted Huang after hearing he could advise her how to attract her boss, whom she had a crush on.

The two agreed to meet at a hotel room, where Huang asked her to strip naked and lay on the bed for an examination.

Huang then convinced A Xin to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis. Huang explained that he had sacrificed his virginity for the exorcism.

Huang later told authorities he had long lost the ability to have an erection due to diabetes.
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Old 08-19-2013, 09:11 PM   #2
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I guess you could have called that a.. spirited affair.
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I play this game at home....this guys is messed up for doing this, but this woman is even more messed up for being convinced by some dude that he can get ghosts out of her pussy with his dick.

Common sense.....what the hell happened to it?
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but yeah...that girl is dumber than a brick...maybe I should find a way to contact her and let her know that the only way to supress and push those demons deep inside of her and never think of them again is with the plunging capabilities of my penis...since she got taken advantage of the first time...we'll call this one free of charge.
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Old 08-20-2013, 01:26 AM   #15
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I bet after he cums in her he'll claim the white stuff coming out of her pussy is the ghosts lol.
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Well, she's probably ugly as fook if she thinks she needs her snatch exorcised in order to get a man
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How did he have sex with her if he can't have an erection?
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How did he have sex with her if he can't have an erection?
Used a splint.

Two Popsicle sticks and tape
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he's asian, she didn't notice a difference
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must be a shower, not a grower.
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must be a shower, not a grower.
Wrong way around, and neither applies to small asian penis.
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Who came in here thinking this was about one of the real "Ghostbusters" getting caught?

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I exorcised a demon spirit last night, sadly this will be a life long process as the demons often return after a day or two.....sometimes 2 or 3 times in a single day. But I am determined to rid these demons from that pussy!
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