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Old 08-25-2013, 01:43 AM   #26
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nipples neways...wat is with those fuck'n asians! i mean you would think they've never seen a dentist in their life. are dentists really that rare over there in ricey ricey and? looks like they're star trek ferrengi rejects! fuck'n have broken glass for teeth! goddaymn! and the smell....did a rat crawl in there and shit itself then marinate in its own shit as it decayed?ewwwwwwwwww! i swear...if one of those ferrengi asian girls gave head...when u pull the dick out it looks like it went thru a meat grinder! prolly shaved off a few slices of meat! *shudder*
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silvia i have a couple asian guy friends that do very well with the ladies. but guess what, they go to the gym, they dont have long hair, they dont wear orange pants, and they dont play counterstrike. its not the ethnicity that the girls dont like, its the style and personality.
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Old 08-25-2013, 03:28 AM   #27
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Old 08-25-2013, 04:00 AM   #28
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it seems regardless of whoever, or perhaps whatever, the entity of Timpo truly is, there is one thing for certain: If he/she/it chooses to never disclose their identity, whether Timpo is a collaborated effort between mods, an alterego troll account or simply a search engine programmed to google pictures of HoS material and Veilside body kits, it will go down as one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of Revscene.

I for one hope we never find out, the possible conspiracy, educated theories and wild imagination at play entertains me far beyond knowing.
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Old 08-25-2013, 06:43 AM   #29
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Old 08-25-2013, 08:12 AM   #30
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Old 08-25-2013, 03:23 PM   #31
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Lol whos kids was it again that kept yelling TIMPPPOOOO TIMPOOO after hearing it?
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Old 08-25-2013, 08:05 PM   #32
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Lol whos kids was it again that kept yelling TIMPPPOOOO TIMPOOO after hearing it?

Nodnarb's kids were yelling "Timmmmmpoooooooo":

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Old 08-26-2013, 10:51 PM   #33
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LOL I TOTALLY FORGOT I MADE THAT.

Hahaha, you even hear me say "Alright, Goodluck"
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Old 08-27-2013, 12:38 PM   #34
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Old 08-27-2013, 12:48 PM   #35
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Old 08-27-2013, 12:58 PM   #36
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:38 PM   #37
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He's a funny guy. I have met him quite a few times and even hung out with him at an RS partys in Vic years ago. I know what he drives and still see him driving now and then.

Years ago I asked him straight up if his posts were a joke but no he is serious. Right or wrong he has some interesting opinons on cars.

I'll let him reveal more if he wants to!
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Old 08-29-2013, 01:03 AM   #38
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Has anyone actually seen timpo in person?
I've met him in real life, I think I was at that same party with AME_VIP actually.

He's for real, and was very active on the Vancouver Island section back in the day too before you guys got him and the rest of our survivors.

He's been pretty consistent over the years. He's sown into the fabric of RS culture, a part of the experience.

... Still can't stand the sight of most of the cars he posts. But sometimes a gem appears!
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Old 08-29-2013, 01:08 AM   #39
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Old 08-29-2013, 07:32 AM   #41
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I've always pictured Timpo as some super nerdy borderline mentally challenged virgin asian guy, seriously.
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I've always pictured Timpo as some super nerdy borderline mentally challenged virgin asian guy, seriously.
For all we know, he could be a stud of a man with a harem of supermodels at his beck and call, LOL.

RS is full of interesting characters, I must say.
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Old 08-29-2013, 09:27 AM   #44
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Why does Timpo not respond to a once in a lifetime dedicated thread about him?

BTW, i may look a noob but have been on RS since 01.
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Old 08-29-2013, 09:39 AM   #45
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^That's what makes Timpo so interesting .

If he were to openly discuss himself it would be out of character. He keeps everyone guessing as most of his posts are emotionless and if he joined this discussion his robot like fašade would disappear.
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Lately I have noticed emotion in his posts. Something is wrong with the Timpo. We must fix him!
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Old 08-29-2013, 09:11 PM   #47
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Maybe, just maybe he is going thru mid life bodykit crisis?
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I've met him. We shared a moment. There is a pic of it floating around on rs.

He is interesting. That's about all I can say
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