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10-03-2013, 12:04 PM
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#1 | | RS Lurker, I don't post!
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I lost almost $5000 at the River Rock. I got stuck early then decided to chase my losses. I'm absolutely devastated right now because I have rent payment, car payments that are due. I due not want to use my CC but I will if worst comes to worst.
I'm not begging or asking for money here. I do need to pay off these bills however. I do not have a job except for playing online at Pokerstars as semi-pro.
I am willing to wash your car. I can also detail your interior. I need quick cash in favor of my labor. I am willing to do anything save for degrading acts. I will even work for below minimum wage because I am desperate
I used to be a member of civics club
You can even interview me beforehand if you want. I'll even pick up your dog's shit.
Anyone?
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10-03-2013, 12:06 PM
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#2 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Know your limit and play within it!
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10-03-2013, 12:07 PM
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#3 | | Banned By Establishment
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Pm diesel_test, he will help you out.
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10-03-2013, 12:08 PM
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#4 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Best first post ever.
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10-03-2013, 12:09 PM
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#5 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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gtfo of here you stain...go post in the buy/sell.
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10-03-2013, 12:09 PM
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#6 | | Zombie Mod
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You still got your credit card. You can win it all back. We believe in you.
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10-03-2013, 12:10 PM
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#7 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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In all seriousness, you need to call that hot line they have posted all around the casino's. I sincerely hope you are single. Get help with your addiction to gambling. If you didn't have money to pay your rent, etc., you should have never stepped foot in that casino in the first place.
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
| YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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10-03-2013, 12:11 PM
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#8 | | Banned By Establishment
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If he does that he will never win it back.
Cash withdrawl from the credit cards, pai gow!
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10-03-2013, 12:11 PM
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#9 | | nuggets mod
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I searched for truth, and all I found was You
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10-03-2013, 12:12 PM
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#10 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Common sense, please learn some before your piss poor decisions effect somone other than yourself.
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10-03-2013, 12:15 PM
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#11 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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I guess I shouldn't be giving advice............ addiction to RS........ HELP!!!!!!!
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
| YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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10-03-2013, 12:17 PM
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#12 | | Waxin’ Punks
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Obvious troll is so obvious not even worth posting image of obvious troll.
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10-03-2013, 12:17 PM
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#13 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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ill give you 20$ to wash my truck wearing while wearing a dress + heels and a blonde wig and a YMCA song break every 15 minutes.
go online...im sure they have sites like craigslist where you can whore yourself out for bj's etc.
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10-03-2013, 12:20 PM
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#14 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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10-03-2013, 12:22 PM
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#15 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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No compassion for gambling addicts, $20 if you zuk my dick  Posted via RS Mobile | |
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10-03-2013, 12:24 PM
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#16 | | Banned By Establishment
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I guess the username MitsubishiNintendo was taken?
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10-03-2013, 12:35 PM
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#17 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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fellow poker player here, whats your IGN for stars and FT? give me officialpokerrankings and sharkscope please.
and this is clearly begging .. "picking up dog shit" <--- how is this not begging? lol
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Can someone tell good or unusual dating spots? Or what was your the most unusual date? THanks for sharing!
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10-03-2013, 12:55 PM
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#18 | | Banned By Establishment
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I have a crisp 20 $ bill with your name on it if you can get me a small bottle of gypsy tears.
OR
Go to the Social Services office (you'll find them near skytrain stations) and file for disability for a gambling addiction (you may need to visit a walk-in clinic for a doctors notes, but they only cost $50). You should have not problem getting a nice little cheque.
The tweeker that lives across the street twitches around yard the first wednesday of the month waiting for the mail. She doesn't appear to be "disabled" so I am sure you won't have any issues.
Also, rent was due 3 days ago...so thats one less bill you'll need to pay.
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10-03-2013, 01:01 PM
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#19 | | First to fail !SG evar! Now i have yellow fever...
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Originally Posted by DwanGod I am willing to do anything | I think we may be able to help each other.. Quote:
Originally Posted by DwanGod save for degrading acts. | Nevermind.  | |
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10-03-2013, 01:05 PM
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#20 | | In RS I Trust
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Go take out a line of credit and use that money to win everything back!! Your cold streak is over and you will start making bank!!
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10-03-2013, 01:06 PM
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#21 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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fellow member diesel_test may be able to help you out.
shoot him a PM
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10-03-2013, 01:08 PM
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#22 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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I heard of a nigerian prince who needs to give out 400 million of his unclaimed money. Just send him an email and credit card info for the cash transfer!
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10-03-2013, 01:08 PM
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#23 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero fellow member diesel_test may be able to help you out.
shoot him a PM | been there done that
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10-03-2013, 01:10 PM
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#24 | | not the mod you're looking for
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PM Arash. He might have a job for you making paper mâché Aston Martins.  Posted via RS Mobile | |
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10-03-2013, 01:16 PM
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#25 | | Witness protection
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wow is it april already?
your profile says you drive an SLK. maybe RS can pool funds together and lend you $5k and we keep your merc as collateral until you pay us back?
there are many deserving RS members here who could use a break from taking public transit... i hope you don't have a mileage limit on your lease.
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