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Mr.Stubbz 11-28-2013 08:22 PM

Man sells one of his testicles for a 370z
 
So a man in Las Vegas sold one of his testies to buy a brand spanking new 370z....:suspicious:

apparently the going price for one nut is 35k

I guess the only question is to you folks is that would you ever sell one of your meatballs for a car? hell, would you even sell one of your nuts for 35k?

*ps, this is totally auto news rite? :badpokerface:*

credits to autoblog canada

Man sells testicle to buy Nissan 370Z [w/video]

Limitless 11-28-2013 08:42 PM

Nut or Z, hard choice :badpokerface:

That article makes me shiver a bit lol

!Aznboi128 11-28-2013 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Limitless (Post 8371524)
Nut or Z, hard choice :badpokerface:

That article makes me shiver a bit lol

how'd you get your 370? :fullofwin:

zx7rrrr 11-28-2013 08:59 PM

Timpo?
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Noran 11-28-2013 09:00 PM

Timpo could sell both of his nuts and buy a used GTR.

bcrdukes 11-28-2013 09:06 PM

Props to this guy. As many people are willing to make the bold statement "I'd sell my left nut for *insert material object here*..." This guy actually had the balls (or rather, ball) to live up to the claim.

BrRsn 11-28-2013 09:09 PM

sell left nut to get 370Z
develop low testosterone
get prescribed testosterone
save up, start working out, get jacked and drive a 370Z

... brb smashing girls 30 years younger than me and driving them home in my 370Z

twitchyzero 11-28-2013 09:10 PM

:fuckthatshit:

maybe for a limited production exotic like the F1/F40/Enzo/Zonda/NSX-R...im talking about 1 of 2 kidneys...not 1 of 3 nuts










wat

spoon.ek9 11-28-2013 09:21 PM

or... you know... get a fucking job.

dared3vil0 11-28-2013 09:47 PM

Testicle(s)>money>370z

kunoman1 11-28-2013 09:50 PM

Would it be safe to call him a pillock?

spoon.ek9 11-29-2013 09:28 AM

for SoA fans, I guess half sack owns a 370z now :troll:

life after death.

shenmecar 11-29-2013 09:40 AM

uh........? who pays 35k for a used testicle???????????

Timpo 11-29-2013 09:49 AM

oh shit

Phil@rise 11-29-2013 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noran (Post 8371538)
Timpo could sell both of his nuts and buy a used GTR.

No he coudnt. They'd need to be fully developed first

dared3vil0 11-29-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil@rise (Post 8371895)
No he coudnt. They'd need to be fully developed first

You just won RevScene. Congratulations. Here, have a "like"

freakshow 11-29-2013 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 8371547)
maybe for a limited production exotic like the F1/F40/Enzo/Zonda/NSX-R...im talking about 1 of 2 kidneys...not 1 of 3 nuts

:badpokerface:

2 n r 11-29-2013 11:35 AM

I remember hearing that if u lose a nut, the remaining nut will work twice as hard to produce sperm

That being said, I couldn't do it for 35k

Ot: how much does sperm sell for these days, I got loads of it
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FerrariEnzo 11-29-2013 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2 n r (Post 8371903)
I remember hearing that if u lose a nut, the remaining nut will work twice as hard to produce sperm

That being said, I couldn't do it for 35k

Ot: how much does sperm sell for these days, I got loads of it
Posted via RS Mobile

Image a world full of your kids.. :troll:

DJ Milk 11-29-2013 03:25 PM

This guy was on an episode of "Extreme Cheapskates" that I watched recently and doctors told him he's not a good candidate for the research studied that would replace one of his balls. He does these research studies to get money and free check ups.

fliptuner 11-29-2013 03:38 PM

Watched that the other day.

Dr. said he wasn't an ideal candidate cause his testosterone level was too low and he had too much estrogen (hence his moobs). Approved him for testosterone increasing meds though. :lol

westopher 11-29-2013 03:49 PM

f40, sure. 370z? If I'm that desperate for one I'll go for a little run on the rigs for a couple months, or worst case scenario, maybe get a fucking loan?

a00755836 11-29-2013 04:33 PM

if i was dr.evil, i would.


!SG 11-29-2013 09:13 PM

whats left to sell if you forgot to request for some options after the fact?

dvst8 11-29-2013 09:15 PM

so whos getting the used nut? :)


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