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Old 12-17-2013, 06:46 AM   #1
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Canadas Worst Driver EVER Announced last night

Kevin Simmons, 26, from Burnaby, British Columbia, fresh from being named the joint-worst (with Flora Wang) in Canada's Worst Driver 8, has been brought straight back to rehab by his boyfriend Lenny Stone. Since the previous season, Kevin has already been involved in another serious accident, and Lenny is starting to feel that perhaps Kevin should give up driving for good. He drives a Ford Crown Victoria.

So if you live in BBY, and see a white crown vic, you can be assured you are following a one eyed man who Can't Drive in a straight line.

rumor at the end of the episode was that he bought a new car, so you might have to be on the look out for some other car now
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I watched most of the season and what really stood out to me is how absolutely fucked in the head that Dale woman is. She needs to be on meds (or on less meds, based on how drunk she seems half the time)
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Old 12-17-2013, 11:24 AM   #3
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I live in Burnaby.. fuck.

I don't think Dale, Kevin or the other guy (Sly?) should drive.. considering the host told the other 2 not to drive home..
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I need to see this season now... Too bad it's not on Netflix :/
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Old 12-17-2013, 12:21 PM   #5
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Michael definitely was not canadas worst driver, he managed a perfect score, which up to that point had only happened once before. Sly ran 3 Red lights in the final, and Kevin... OMG he managed to turn left from the middle lane 4 times, including almost getting side swipped by a bus
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Is the final episode #8? Can't find the final ep where they announce the "winner" anywhere
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I've seen a white crown vic driving in burnaby numerous times. uh oh...
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Was quite surprised when few judges claimed Dale to be worst driver, and when you see her coming back to rehab, everyone thought huh? Maybe shes the one lol...

Did you see how Kevin told Andrew to shut the **** up after his test drive? Holy sh**, think Andrew wouldve backhanded him... Hahaha...

Feel bad that hes one eyed but he should really be careful for other drivers and himself...

Question: since his DL was burnt, could Kevin just go to driver centre and say he lost it and get a new DL?? I always hear ppl losing their ID and just reapply for a new one...
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them cutting up the license is likely just for show. obviously they have no legal ability to revoke a license. altho, they should definitely talk to the powers that be to turn the series into a legal, binding, driving test.
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i have only seen the 1 & 2nd season, has always expected to see a c-lai from richmond on the show but.somehow there was never one
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Old 12-17-2013, 07:10 PM   #12
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There was an Asian dude in N.Van that quit driving after the show.

Angelina's gonna end up like Dale if she quits rehab.

That Kevin dude though...just epic fail, all around. The guy can't see anything to the right of his nose, doesn't turn his head to compensate for it, can't see red lights, has no depth perception, doesn't know what lane he's in, etc, etc.... Just give up already.

Ideally, since he torched his license and has to apply for another one, the superintendent of motor vehicles would catch wind of the show and make him take the test again.

Fuck, all the people who ask where to take easy roadtests should just find out where these people went.
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