Can't blame a brother

Some dudes just love eating ass

I'll be honest, there's nothing I love more than eating ass. Some days I wake up in the morning just dreaming about a nice pair of ass to eat. I remember every birthday I had when I was little, I would blow out the candles wishing for some ass to eat. My mom would alwats ask me what I had wished for and I always said the same thing back to her, for Gammy to live forever! But alas, that was a filthy lie.

When I had blossomed into teenager-hood, I had eaten my first pair of ass. It was a nice ass. That nice slightly humid asshole, with some asshair I can play around with my tongue, little bits of feces caked on the side for added flavour.

So really, a brother cannot be blamed, some dudes just love eating ass.

....i'll never look at you the same..

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one time with a gf of mine, while i was getting rimmed, i ripped a huge one on her tongue, and felt her tongue bouncing off and on my ass as i was dispensing. She said it tasted like crap, I couldn't stop laughing.
And i thought i was sick.

question for you vegetarians... would you eat in vitro meat?

what about protein from insects if you could not tell it was insect... say it was powder that you could mix into veggie soup.. and it didnt taste bad lol.

question for meat eaters... would you still want to eat real meat if in vitro meat was indistinguishable from the real thing?

Even farmed meat is distinguishable from wild, so I doubt that would be possible.

If it was, and everyone switched from eating animals, it would be devastating to the environment and various populations, animal and human. Interesting thought though

I wouldn't waste your money on dating one, they don't eat meat but their grocery bill is 1000X higher than a meat eater because of all the bullshit they believe in that comes with being a vegetarian (or worse vegan).

I raise you all a gluten-free vegetarian.

Milady doesn't eat meat or gluten, and honestly, I can't see how it's that big of a deal to some people. There's almost always accomodating options at restaurants, unless you go to a BBQ house or something, which, most girls aren't huge fans of anyway. Grocery bills aren't noticeably higher, but I guess that depends on what and how much she eats. As long as the girl isn't preachy or judgemental about what you eat, whether or not she's a vegetarian shouldn't matter. There are more important things to like/dislike in a girl than her diet.
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^ maybe in Western restaurants, but man in asia.. good mofo luck.

To OP's original question. It fucking sucks.