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Old 02-13-2014, 02:16 AM   #1
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anyone know a popular massage oil/s to use?

I am looking for a good massage oil that is not too strong in scent and one that absorbs well not leaving the skin greasy and sticky afterwards. Even better if its two in one lube
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pure coconut oil or grapeseed oil. You can buy it in bulk and get all greased up without wasting a bunch of $
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40 weight, 50 weight?
40 weight, sounds nice.
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40 weight, sounds nice.
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Don't wanna go in a sex store by myself at metro lol..it's right on a busy street
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Nuru oil.

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Just use coconut oil. It doesn't stain, has a very nice coconut scent, and will leave your skin well moisturized after the session.

Stay away from Grapeseed oil because that stuff will stain white sheets and clothing.
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the eucalyptus oil from bath&body works is good.
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Goto Costco and buy a jar of coconut oil. You can use it for massage, moisturizing your skin, or even cooking.
Smells good, too. It doesn't have any taste to it, though. It doesn't stain either.

Not trolling. Serious. Try it.

Before I became acquainted with the coconut I used to use grape seed. That's what they used when I took my 12 hour introductory to bodywork and massage course. (Good course to take if you find a deal on social shopper) Grape seed is good for an hour long massage if you know what you're doing, but then you have to wash it off with soap after and clean the sheets, etc. Too much work after.

I find the coconut to be less oily, you can go to sleep after feeling nicely moisturized.

I wouldn't use an oil as a lube. I also wouldn't use a lube as a body oil.
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Don't wanna go in a sex store by myself at metro lol..it's right on a busy street
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can someone go and buy condoms for me
for your information...I buy them in bulk now with confidence from "condomdepot.com" like you ppl suggested hahahahaha.
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Goto Costco and buy a jar of coconut oil. You can use it for massage, moisturizing your skin, or even cooking.
Smells good, too. It doesn't have any taste to it, though. It doesn't stain either.

Not trolling. Serious. Try it.

Before I became acquainted with the coconut I used to use grape seed. That's what they used when I took my 12 hour introductory to bodywork and massage course. (Good course to take if you find a deal on social shopper) Grape seed is good for an hour long massage if you know what you're doing, but then you have to wash it off with soap after and clean the sheets, etc. Too much work after.

I find the coconut to be less oily, you can go to sleep after feeling nicely moisturized.

I wouldn't use an oil as a lube. I also wouldn't use a lube as a body oil.
okay, have you tried any other? does coconut oil generally just melt or does it come in fluid bottle as well?
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