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Old 04-23-2014, 11:50 PM   #1
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Rockstar accountant

Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?


Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF
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why are you asking a bunch of 9-5 peasants for an answer?
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Old 04-24-2014, 12:08 AM   #3
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why are you asking a bunch of 9-5 peasants for an answer?

Because they know order

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Can't coke be considered a business expense? File it under miscellaneous.
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no receipts = can't deduct.
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Old 04-24-2014, 01:15 AM   #6
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You're just going to the wrong dealers.. Not high end enough. The good ones take credit card
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Can't coke be considered a business expense? File it under miscellaneous.

Porn totally affects your brain long term, I've needed drugs to stay somewhat sane still
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Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?


Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF
You shouldn't be taxed on your casino winnings from your gambling addiction tho?
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Old 04-24-2014, 08:09 AM   #11
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Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF
claim it as medical expense
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Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.
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Might not be too hard to support that claim these days...
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My wife is a CPA (actually a CA before they amalgamated CA's and CGA's) and is a rockstar but doubtful she would want to sign off on your return.

Try H&R Block, they love that kinda stuff
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I went to dollar store bought receipts and filed it under entertainment
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stupid 9-5 peasants they better at least consider 302 + T5 a vaild deduction
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