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Old 05-14-2014, 10:59 PM   #1
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Maserati drivers

In Vancouver, I swear Maserati drivers have the worst attitudes and they all drive around in 2nd gear constantly blipping the throttle

They are the Yaletown Camaro
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What a stupid thread. Go post on your facebook or something.
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lol, I have to say it's quite true. Definitely does not deserve its own thread though =\
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lol, I have to say it's quite true. Definitely does not deserve its own thread though =\
same, although i always love that one Maserati driver ripping it in Aberdeen/Richmond center/lansdown in tight spaces
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they have an abnormally loud exhaust imo, and most drive in auto mode from the sounds of it....
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In Vancouver, I swear Maserati drivers have the worst attitudes and they all drive around in 2nd gear constantly blipping the throttle

They are the Yaletown Camaro
just because Maseratis are powered by Ferrari
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Well... since you've already created a new thread.
I disagree.

I think it's the G35's. Especially when you're behind them smoked tail light ones.
They're the douche bags that weave through traffic during rush hour, only to be held by a red light up ahead.
Then they peel off only to be stopped by the next red light.
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no.its c-lais in richmond, nuff said -END OF THREAD PERIOD-

EDIT: never mind i thought u were talking of about worst kinda drivers
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Well... since you've already created a new thread.
I disagree.

I think it's the G35's. Especially when you're behind them smoked tail light ones.
Hahaha!!! I have a friend of mine who has an exhaust on his G, it's super loud and he guns the motor all the time downtown
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Well... since you've already created a new thread.
I disagree.

I think it's the G35's. Especially when you're behind them smoked tail light ones.
They're the douche bags that weave through traffic during rush hour, only to be held by a red light up ahead.
Then they peel off only to be stopped by the next red light.
I disagree

I think it's the Corolla, minivan or truck drivers. They're either tailgating you, driving slow infront of you or driving in general like idiots
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The same maserati drives by my work every fucking day, at the same fucking time, with the loudest fucking exhaust, cruising at 6000rpm in first fucking gear. Fuck. SHIFT YOU FUCKING RETARD.
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anything jason posts deserves its own thread, duh.
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The same maserati drives by my work every fucking day, at the same fucking time, with the loudest fucking exhaust, cruising at 6000rpm in first fucking gear. Fuck. SHIFT YOU FUCKING RETARD.

We should have a contest to see how many loud Maserati videos we can record on our phones this summer, whoever has the most by Oct 1st gets a free meal at Fable in Kits


I'm dating a woman near Dunbar right now, her neighborhood is so nice. The other day some yahoo in a silver Maserati blew through the crosswalk at like 50 kph at 10,000 rpm in 1st gear, almost smoked her dog
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i disagree that you group all maserati drivers together. i do agree that gran turismo S drivers never shift out of 2nd gear (maaaaaybe 3rd on the highway) but i find quattroporte owners seem more respectable. same as almost any other grand sports or wtv as you go back in time.
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Thats fair enough. I'm really only lumping the coupes with the N's on the back together, but in reality thats 90% of the ones you see on the road.
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Meh, can't blame em. Car does sound pretty sick...
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Car sounding sick =/= you should drive like a fucking dipshit.
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Its those e36 m3/e39 m5 drivers...


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I think very few people would have a problem with a E39 M5 redlining anywhere..

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It's all fun and games riding around in 2nd gear, showing off until something blows up and you're Maserati is sitting at the dealer for the entire summer waiting for a part from Italy.
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Lol I wish I wasn't too busy to pull out the camera tonight. 1 with tron lines, 2 cabs and a black coupe all in first gear, all banging off the revlimiter,3/4 with an n on the back.
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