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The John Norwich Riders Corner In honour of our fellow moderator: John Norwich R.I.P. September 17th, 2014
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:18 PM   #1
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Three classic sportbike movies

By "classic," of course, I mean appalling garbage...

Ladies and gentleman, the three most popular sportbike-themed movies I could remember in the brief amount of time I spent planning this thread...

Biker Boyz
Year : 2003
Starring : Laurence Fishburne (why???)
Orlando Jones
Kid Rock

Budget : $24m

If you haven't seen this film, don't. If you have, I apologize for reminding you about it. Clearly an attempt to bank some dollars based on the success of The Fast and the Furious, this film would bore even the most squid-like 16 year old.



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Torque
Year : 2004
Starring : Ice Cube
..and others

Budget : $40m

This film, allegedly, was from the producer of TFATF, SWAT and XXX. Unfortunately he didn't get a budget for this one and his star was Ice Cube who was basically playing the same role he plays in every movie, Ice Cube... *insert Ice Cue grimace*




....and finally...

Cool As Ice
Year : 1991
Starring : Vanilla Ice
Budget : $6m

Vanilla Ice stars as a rapper who travels from city to city performing. Naturally, he and his crew ride on motorbikes. Something happens, he falls in love with a girl, tells her to "Drop that zero and get with the hero." Blah blah blah.



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BYYYYY the way ... I'll add this ... if somebody pirates your movie, posts it on YouTube and you as the studio don't even bother to take it down... it basically acknowledges that you know you made a terrible film.
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yup i had one... and you did too!!lol
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Isn't Legend if Speed about cars?
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Isn't Legend if Speed about cars?
2nd movie was about cars & bikes, 1st movie was about bikes starring andy lau, david wu

hk knows how to make biker movies, they have been doing it for many many years

there also this other one that i love which features dave wong, moses chan & karen mok, its called roaring wheels



its a great biker flick
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