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			Just wanted to let RS know I had a son last night. Baby Berz was born at 6:21pm weighing 7lbs 3oz and 19.3 inches long! Not only that he was 4 weeks early. Can't wait to get him in the gym! Lol 
 Berz and Mini Berz out!
 
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			Congrats
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			Congrats! I think you mean your partner had a son.    
First child?
		
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			I already said congrats on FB but congrats again!! He's such a cute little guy!!
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			Congrats man! 
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			congrats...see you at walmart when we buy diapers    |   |   |   |      |  01-15-2015, 01:08 PM | #7 |   | I told him no, what y'all do? 
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			congrats! 
prepare yourself...    
just kidding...  
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			Congrat's!  Post some pics of the little guy when you get a chance!
		 
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			I one came across a GIF of a dad and his baby, both clutching their faces and/or in the fetal position. The dad is thinking "when is the wife coming back from shopping - i don't understand what the baby wants!" and the baby is thinking "how can you be married to a guy for so long that doesn't understand what I want?"
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 Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E
 kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon
 Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
 
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			Berz in = baby out.
		 
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					Originally Posted by Berzerker  Just wanted to let RS know I had a son last night. |  Wow you really must have fucked up your PCT!    
Grats!
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			Congrats man! And welcome to the zombieland. Take it literally and you'd actually feel better.  
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			congrats!  that sounds like one healthy baby considering he was 4 weeks early!
		 
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					Originally Posted by Doubl3_H  Congrats
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 |  sleep training.  
My friend just had a kid a few months ago and she's sleeping eight hours a night no problem.  
I guess those books really do work. It's pretty amazing.
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					Originally Posted by PeanutButter  sleep training. My friend just had a kid a few months ago and she's sleeping eight hours a night no problem.
 
 I guess those books really do work. It's pretty amazing.
 |  My nearly 9 month old still wakes up 3-4 times a night.    
But my first child was great!
		 
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 Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E
 kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon
 Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
 
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			congrats brah.
		 
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					Originally Posted by Gumby  My nearly 9 month old still wakes up 3-4 times a night.    
But my first child was great! |  i feel your pain. i got lucky with my 2 kids. sleeps through the night at 3 months.
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