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Old 02-18-2015, 11:45 PM   #26
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Has the OP thought about reproducing elsewhere in our solar system? What about Mars? I hear that you can apply to "reproduce" a colony. No Martians, no money, no problem.
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he simply just shouldn't reproduce. not here, not mars, not in this universe.

his bloodline should just end with him.
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Old 02-19-2015, 12:04 AM   #27
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he simply just shouldn't reproduce. not here, not mars, not in this universe.

his bloodline should just end with him.
your daddy couldn't provide for you stupid starbucks wimp

should've told your daddy to cut em off

6'1, being the boss(millionaire) is the perfect species to remake

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even if I make $250,000 year?
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I've read somewhere you need atleast $250,000?
I've also read you need brain cells. Doesn't seem like you have enough of that.
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Old 02-19-2015, 01:01 AM   #29
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I've also read you need brain cells. Doesn't seem like you have enough of that.
I've never heard of a smart professor got rich from his job lol
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your daddy couldn't provide for you stupid starbucks wimp

should've told your daddy to cut em off

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Boss of what??? You don't have shit. Probable don't even own a car. People with wealth don't brag.
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Old 02-19-2015, 10:44 AM   #31
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Boss of what??? You don't have shit. Probable don't even own a car. People with wealth don't brag.
my day consists of going to the gym and eating my meals lol

no money no job is no problem, girlfriend is working hard/save up for a place want my white sticky stuff in her tummy in about a years or 2 time haha
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she just has to swallow for that to happen dude.
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my day consists of going to the gym and eating my meals lol

no money no job is no problem, girlfriend is working hard/save up for a place want my white sticky stuff in her tummy in about a years or 2 time haha
So you are homeless without a job.
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Old 02-19-2015, 01:14 PM   #34
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Many household incomes of less than$100k per year do just fine with one or two kids. It's all about budgeting and making your money work for you.

Wasn't there an thread by alphamans or some shit recently that was equally as dumb as this one?
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You know those assholes that are oozing their bile all the time about the evils of homosexuality, and then turn out to be the bigger homos than the ones they are complaining about? OP is kinda like that, only he spouting off bs about being above all the hard-working wage jockeys, when he actually can't get beyond minimum wage because he's a high school dropout with a gambling problem.

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Old 02-19-2015, 01:37 PM   #36
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Many household incomes of less than$100k per year do just fine with one or two kids. It's all about budgeting and making your money work for you.

Wasn't there an thread by alphamans or some shit recently that was equally as dumb as this one?
Its the same loser lol.
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Old 02-20-2015, 01:22 AM   #37
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your daddy couldn't provide for you stupid starbucks wimp

should've told your daddy to cut em off

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my daddy doesn't have to provide.

i make my own money.

i'm not some loser that depends on their main squeeze or parents when shit hits the fan.

your mom should have swallowed your daddys yummy white stuff. that split second decision not to is costing us society with the likes of you.
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yea but its so easy. and i have nothing else better to do
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At this point in life, seriously glad "no kids".

Pro Tip: When she's really, really into it (porn star writhing/moaning) it probably means her body has shifted into "baby making" mode. Best to just go home and jerk off unless, of course, you really want the whole minivan, fortune on braces thing for the rest of your existence . . .
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My bro inlaw is 33, has 6 kids (wife is a stay home mom) and makes 60k/year and they are doing just fine. They have two regular cars, decent house to live in.. (granted, not living in vancouver city but in the lmd). Everyone wastes money on new car leases, expensive unnecessary clothes and daily starbucks, getting the largest mortgage they can, racking up credit card debt etc. just to keep up with the jones' and they wonder why they are stressed out and miserable
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my day consists of going to the gym and eating my meals lol

no money no job is no problem, girlfriend is working hard/save up for a place want my white sticky stuff in her tummy in about a years or 2 time haha
So you really are an overgrown monkey!

The shit you spout out had me guessing you were but now you really have confirmed it.

All you do is run around in your cage, eat and jack off.
"Monkey see, monkey do" which sounds like you
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