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Old 04-24-2015, 11:14 PM   #1
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Ban, Cheers or Envy

Ban, Cheers, Envy is RS' version of Kill, Fuck, Marry

For those unfamiliar, Kill, Fuck or Marry is a game people play by naming 3 people, typically celebrities, and you have to choose who you would Kill, who you would Fuck and who you would Marry.

So choose 3 members of RS and:

Think about who you would Ban if given the power and state the reason why. inb4 punkwax for creating this thread.

Who you would buy a beer for if you ran into them at a pub, found out they were an RS'er and say Cheers?

Which member do you Envy. You decide and explain why you envy them. Could be their vehicle(s), way of life, logic, whatever.

I'll start.

Ban: CharlesInCharge.. I'm sure I'm not alone in this, but cannot stand the consistent attempts of thread derailment with nonsense.

Cheers: westopher - I dig his cars. I'm a big fan of keeping cars clean. His posts are level headed and consistent. Plus he's a chef and I'm a homecook who often wonders what life would be like if I decided to cook for a living.

Envy: SkunkWorks because Porsche. Also, according to his signature, he's sober. Much respect to the seemingly few who live a sober life.

How about you?
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Old 04-24-2015, 11:18 PM   #2
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Ban: punkwax for creating this thread

Cheers: TOS'd for wanting to ban punkwax

Envy: TOS'd for being cheered for wanting to ban punkwax

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To quote the most misunderstood individual and figurehead on Revscene:

"I am a changed person."

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Old 04-24-2015, 11:39 PM   #3
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Ban gululu
Cheers Westopher
Bang that chick with the gtr

What, what?
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Old 04-24-2015, 11:43 PM   #4
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LOL shit, thanks for the shout out Brandon. Sober is actually a nickname - that has nothing to do with being sober

Guess I'll play along:

Ban - Gululu, for being a peasant.

Cheers - westopher, can always count on him for keeping this place entertaining.

Envy - stewie, guy seems to have hit a rough fucking spot but is still keeping his head up and making best with what he's got. Always respect and admire people who forgo the excuses and find happiness with the hand they're dealt.
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Old 04-25-2015, 12:31 AM   #5, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Ban: Skinnypupp, closet racist against asians

Cheers: Mike Oxbig, sounds like "my cocks big"

Envy: Tim Budong, always seem to have the latest gadgets
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Old 04-25-2015, 09:35 AM   #6
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LOL shit, thanks for the shout out Brandon. Sober is actually a nickname - that has nothing to do with being sober
Your nickname is Sober but it has nothing to do with being sober?? What kinda false advertising is that?! That changes everything

Now I envy freakshow because of that NSX.

Or was it ws6ta for his fleet of luxury cars.. now I'm thinking kchan's lotus. Damnit I just want to drive everyone's car
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Old 04-25-2015, 11:46 AM   #7
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ban: nobody despite how stupid some of the threads are, it usually gives me a good laugh in the end. (kung shoes anybody?)

cheers: 2 people

berzerker - hes talked me through a lot of shit when it came to working out

zedbra - he adopted a friends dog when she moved away to prevent the dog from being put down. (although it seems as if shes vanished from thin air since shes been with her boyfriend, so i've no clue on how the dog is doing since she was an older dog)

envy: zedbra as well. just from talking to him hes a great guy. he has exactly what i one day want - wife, kids, house, pets, and a great personality.

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Old 04-28-2015, 12:07 AM   #8
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op names CIC for ban & yet CIC thanks him

ban: nobod, just cuz its funner this way

cheer: old man MG, just cuz hes kool as he ages

envy: pretty much everyone here on RS & i just cant explain why

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I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"

But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".

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wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates...
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Old 04-28-2015, 11:17 AM   #9
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BAN: no one, cuz really, everyone adds something to this forum.

CHEER: charlesincharge, but i somehow doubt i'll ever see him at a bar. without him, RS would be different. lol.

ENVY: multicartual, cuz he's a torrent of chaos and does whatever he wants.

or maybe

ENVY: HYDE... hahaha, cuz everyone makes fun of him. but he really is who he is.

or maybe:

ENVY: TIMPO... just cuz timpo.
nipples neways...wat is with those fuck'n asians! i mean you would think they've never seen a dentist in their life. are dentists really that rare over there in ricey ricey and? looks like they're star trek ferrengi rejects! fuck'n have broken glass for teeth! goddaymn! and the smell....did a rat crawl in there and shit itself then marinate in its own shit as it decayed?ewwwwwwwwww! i swear...if one of those ferrengi asian girls gave head...when u pull the dick out it looks like it went thru a meat grinder! prolly shaved off a few slices of meat! *shudder*
Greebo i t-boned some guy and killed their baby, it was funny
silvia i have a couple asian guy friends that do very well with the ladies. but guess what, they go to the gym, they dont have long hair, they dont wear orange pants, and they dont play counterstrike. its not the ethnicity that the girls dont like, its the style and personality.
450HP Supra I am about to use your eye sockets as a shoe rack for my nuts. ...something about chinks, j-bodys, I can't quite remember as I was drunk and looking for a girl to punch in the clit. Think of it as a digital urinal, and you are the mint, except, instead of actually smelling mint, you smell like mothballs, rotten kimchee and virginity. I'm about to start drinking heavily now and you better be gone before I get back or I swear to god I will break the internet over my knee and use the pieces to beat you in the deformed skull with, cock muffler.
Iceman-19 If your gf cooks and cleans, good, tell the guy to take a fucking hike. If she doesnt, fuck, that joker can have her. Lifes too short to cook your own meals and do your own laundry, thats what women are for!
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Old 04-28-2015, 11:57 AM   #10
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Ban: Arash... because paper mache.

Cheers: Skinnypup because he's a closet racist against Asians. Actually I would have a beer with most RS members cuz I'm cool like that.

Envy: Mikemhg because BBC no wait.... Jasonturbo because turbo no wait.... Mulitcultural because drugs and porn no wait..... Shoei because REVSCENE!!!!

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Old 04-29-2015, 04:54 PM   #11
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Ban: Shark Tank...oh wait.

Cheers: Westopher - you make this forum very enjoyable with your opinions and quick wit

Envy: Stook - had a 997T, now has an NSX and a nicely built up classic P-car. You sir are winning at life
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That has to be the most poser of posermobiles I have seen in a long time. I bet the owner rollerblades in a thrasher t shirt as well.
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Old 04-29-2015, 06:12 PM   #12
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Ban: Guuluu for filling the sick pics of cars thread with vinyl wrapped abortions.
Cheers: Too many people, but to pick one I'd pick mindbomber. An opinionated guy who likes animals and wants to make the world a better place. We share a lot of the same ideologies it seems.
Theres a lot of people on here I'd love to shoot the shit with over a beer though.
Envy: Skunkworks. He had 2 fucking aircooled porsches at the same time. 2.

I'm flattered you guys appreciate my wit. I've always enjoyed making people chuckle, and occasionally think.
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Westopher is correct.
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seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked
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Old 04-29-2015, 11:18 PM   #13
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Shoot: CIC & Timpo

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jk please don't shoot cic or timpo.

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