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#8001 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by Badhobz  The guy at the dealership asked me what sort of Subaru swag I wanted. I said if they have a blue dildo that would be good… he said Eruhh no. | wtf i didn't get offered any subie swag fml
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Today, 10:39 AM
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#8002 | | 屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Ricemond
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Originally Posted by roastpuff Excuse me sir it's CHERRY BLOSSOM
Hobz I'll take the car off you in 12 months, lease takover ok?!!! | Don’t crash it into a wall at mission. I don’t think the lesbians would appreciate that.
Apparently this thing does 0-60 in 4.4 or 4.3 seconds. What the fuck!!!! Why would lesbians need such a fast vehicle
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Today, 10:46 AM
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#8003 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Haha!! Curious what your wife and her friends think of your new car… 
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Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
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#8004 | | RS Veteran
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned! Quote:
Originally Posted by Traum 10/10 would opt for a night with a high end escort instead of splurging it on a 16 hr flight :fuckyea: | Quote: |
Originally Posted by roastpuff I identify as a lesbian can I be in on a throuple now | | |
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Today, 11:10 AM
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#8005 | | 屎忽鬼
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Wife is bitchy as always about me buying yet another car. Another “useless trash car” in her words.
Pretty sure her dumb cunt friend will parrot her statement about my frivolous spending all the while she drops 30k on following BTS faggots around the world like a groupie whore.
To be honest I was actually going to replace her RX with a newer RX or a BMW x5 or a Mercedes GLE. I got sidetracked and ended up with a lezbaru. She wanted a Range Rover sport. I told her I have brain damage but I’m not fully retarded yet.
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Today, 11:25 AM
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#8006 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Originally Posted by Badhobz Wife is bitchy as always about me buying yet another car. | There's a solution for THAT problem............. 
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Today, 11:25 AM
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#8007 | | RS Veteran
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hahaha Gool ol' Seinfeld. 
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned! Quote:
Originally Posted by Traum 10/10 would opt for a night with a high end escort instead of splurging it on a 16 hr flight :fuckyea: | Quote: |
Originally Posted by roastpuff I identify as a lesbian can I be in on a throuple now | | |
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#8008 | | RabidMod
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Originally Posted by Badhobz Wife is bitchy as always about me buying yet another car. Another “useless trash car” in her words. | Show her the Multi-Terrain Monitor.
"Oh my god, it has X-mode?!??!", is likely what she will say.
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Today, 01:02 PM
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#8009 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by Badhobz Gonna try these vanity plates
lezbaru
LuvLez
MuffEV
Carpet
Really like the MuffEV | So ba lo
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#8010 | | 屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Ricemond
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Originally Posted by RabidRat Show her the Multi-Terrain Monitor.
"Oh my god, it has X-mode?!??!", is likely what she will say. | X mode is for when she needs to shut the fuck up  | |
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