Naw man, I'd be like:

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If you're married to that woman, you're probably also a piece of shit

but what if she was hot once upon a time and before he knew it, she bled him dry and he's forced to roll around in a champagne rav4 with beige leather interior?

Well if your wife just went to scream at someones child, I'd hope the bitch would be getting divorced.

Man protects child, man protects wife, man good? It's what dudes do.

Makes sex a little difficult.

Having just spent the last 7 weeks here in Mississauga, I can say that this isn't that far out of the norm for people here. I thought certain parts of BC were bad, but the drivers and people here are just on a completely different level.

Thank fuck I fly out of here and back to BC in 6 hours.

And fuck me for having to fly back in a couple months.

you can wave goodbye/hello like this:

First hand info on crazy bishes from Mississauga.......... noted and placed on "places to avoid" list.

Like they say....... Mississauga Rattle Snakes Eat Brown Bread.

Damn, good energizer thread to get my morning going
/win

woooohoooo costco brawl.
Reminds me of Australia... everyday

Let's try this again - wrote an AWD system guide that people seemed to like.

AstulzerRZD's Revscene Quick GTA Guide
East-West Highways:
401: 18 lanes wide at widest point - has express/collector system instead of onramp control ala USA style. Goes from Windsor through Toronto to Quebec border. Cruising speed of ~140. Manual Honda/Mazdas need not apply.
407: Toll Highway runs from Peel Region to York Region.
QEW: Runs from Niagara Falls to Downtown Toronto.
Gardiner: Elevated highway runs from east-west side of Downtown.

Toronto
Driving in Toronto:
Don Valley Parkway (DVP) downtown is known as the Don Valley PARKING LOT. Good scenery and sweeping corners when not jammed.
DVP/404 x 401 interchange is always jammed.
DVP becomes 404 once you pass the 401 heading north.
Gardiner has garbage road surface but new view (from the 6).

Downtown Toronto:
Food, condos, and shopping.
Traffic's not actually that bad.
Has a Center island that's kinda like Stanley Park.

North York:
Quite varied depending on where you are.
There are pockets of Koreans, and very rich white people.
Some portions of North York are more of a downtown than Vancouver downtown.
Food here is quite good.

Scarborough
Home of the Weeknd.
Really not much to do here other than visit the Scarborough Bluffs.
Friends who grew up here tend to be more stereotypical teens.

YORK Region:
Driving in York Region:
Highway 7 is No. 3 Road - except more jammed up and with more food. Even has the center bus lane that the 99 B line used to have.
Drivers on the 404 observe 0 lane etiquette.

Markham
Basically Richmond.
Many tech companies headquartered here - AMD, IBM are the big ones.
Also, Pacific Mall puts every single Richmond mall to shame in terms of being authentic Asian.

Richmond Hill
Newer version of Markham. Less large Asian malls, more suburban.

Vaughan:
Big rail yard, quite industrial. Another typical suburb.
Quite a bit of farmland.

PEEL Region
Missisauga and the rest of Peel Region in the GTA (Brampton, Etobicoke, etc.) tend to be a bit seedier than York Region.
Driving in Peel Region:
Hell. Major highway interchange (401, 403, 427, QEW, 410) all happen here, jammed almost ANY time of day.
401 also goes from 6 lanes each way to 3 at Hurontario (Sauga), also ALWAYS jammed.

'Sauga:
Some nice spots by Square One and Lakeshore.
Sprawling suburb with poor amenities and horrid urban planning.

Very cheap housing for the GTA - Sauga didn't charge land tax for the longest time and relied on development fees.
401 is always jammed around Sauga.
No real Vancouver equivalent.

Etobicoke:
Rob Ford's Hood.

Brampton/Brampladesh/Singhdale
The highway stretches around Brampton are notorious for being batshit crazy, and so is Brampton itself. Highest insurance rates in all of Ontario and rampant insurance fraud.

See this:
https://np.reddit.com/r/cars/comment...t_then/cxdv0t4

"Theres that area on the westbound 401 between the 427 and the 410, where you question your sanity, gazing into the weaving traffic, not a single signal light to be found. People are going 10 under in the left lane and 50 over on the right shoulder. You're surrounded by dirty Nissan Altimas, with bad tint, blacked out tail lights, and spray painted rims. A beaten up mazda 3, now more rust than paint after 2 winters, just cut you off. You are now 2 km from the 410 north ramp. All the rusty dirty shitty cars are slamming their breaks and cutting to the right lane, still no signal lights. You see a white crown Vic, thinking it's a cop, a savior. Only as you approach and the smell of burnt oil hits you, your hopes are dashed as realize it was a police auction surplus vehicle. They have their left signal on, but they're crossing into the right lane.

You see the off ramp sign. 410 north Brampton. You are approaching Brampton. It's almost over. Please let it be over. You must get past this off ramp. People in the left lane are now slamming on brakes, realizing they have 4 lanes of traffic to cross. You see all the Altimas, rusted Mazda 3's, 5's and a brown protege that used to be yellow, and police surplus vehicles miss the ramp by 4 meters, and immediately cut across the shoulder back on to the ramp. You are still in the left lane. The road ahead of you is finally serene, clear. No more smells, no more rust, no shitty spraypainted rims.

You're finally safe."

Queen Street Brampton:

^ man that's some ugly driving everywhere

I'd do the same thing you would do and try to beat the shit out of the other guy, but I'd also give her a good verbal lashing once we got home.

by the sound of her attitude, no verbal lashing has happened to that bitch in years.

An ICBC quote for my car was 3.1k.
The cheapest quote in Brampton was close to 7k with many over 10k.

Come on, bro.

"Happy wife, happy life"

http://i.imgur.com/mHcARyS.gif

as soon as you start she'd be like :fuckthatshit: ain't nobody got time fo dat and walk off LUL

You're right, a good tongue lashing is exactly what this cunt needs! I nominate you to give it to her!

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