[GEN] FS: F/S 1997 Toyota Chaser (JZX100)

[Zatzy]

For Sale in Kelowna
Ty - 250.859.4307

This is The Chaser, she’s a 1997 Toyota and ever since the day I brought her home and showed her what a real man looks like she’s gifted me in ways I never thought possible. Since this glorious beast is my daily drive I’ve never seen so many panties in my life. Seriously, panties everywhere. My life has turned into one big version of a KISS concert where I could rival Gene Simmons in a panty off. Lucky for me this beaut has never left me stranded and whips me from A-D without a problem. Screw B and C, there’s no time for that with women chasing me. Don’t get me wrong, with right hand drive, 4 doors and spacious backseats I get my fair share of action too; but sometimes all I want to do is buy my groceries in peace. If you’re tired of your Dungeons and Dragons or the car that your mom lets you borrow on the weekends in exchange for ‘dish duty’ then this is the car for you. She’ll get you more girls than you can handle….she’ll even get your girls, girls.

The awesomeness of this gorgeous specimen includes:

-Automatic (real men drive automatic)

-Power everything….It’s ok, I won’t judge if you drool

-Motor and car have about 60 lucky KM on original cluster (TRD one swapped in…damn that’s sexy)

-A/C to cool you off from those late night romps

-New pads and rotors….front and rear! Holy shit!

-All new Coilovers (Largus, dampener adjustments)

-Amuse controller (opens second throttle body 100% and shuts off traction control completely)….it’s like this car is psychic, knows what you want before you do!!

-HSK boost controller (boosting 1 bar)….you’ll thank me for that

-Greddy intake piping

-Blitz front mount intercooler (cut in so sexy it’ll make your ‘expertly’ maintained facial hair look like childs play)

-Professionally wired for a stereo including an extra rear battery and front doors fully sound deadener (try explaining that to your mom…..)

-Custom fiberglassed box in the trunk smoother than a babies ass

Every majestic beast comes with a few projects, if it didn’t- you’d be bored….admit it:

-Steering wheel clock spring is busted, horn button relocated. (Look at all the fun you’ll have fixing this with your buddies while talking about how hot that chick you saw that one time is!)

-E-brake pads need replacing…….but really, who needs an E-brake anyways?? Ok, maybe you do, yeah, you should fix this asap.

What you really need to ask yourself is: “Am I manly enough to handle a car this glorious??” Considering that driving it will give you more pleasure than your last 6 lovers….combined. If you think you can handle this car then I’ll sell her to you for $11,500 obo and you have to watch me as I cry to see her go to a new home. Just a few tears…..we’ll bond over it.

[Zatzy]

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