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This thread has troll smeared all over it. |
trolling is too mainstream though |
It's dukes, of course it is :lol |
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She sounds pretty keen on having a few wee hipsters running around the one bathroom, east van loft. I mean sure, you're the dukes. I get it. But this is going a little far. I honestly can't see taking the chance on her as a friend with benefits. The crazy is a too strong. I'd hate to have to deal with a little dukes busking on hastings because ms insane poked a few holes in the rubber. If you jump into a relationship, you're going to be a family man in a very short time. It may be time to walk. |
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Could have been rich....maybe I fucked up |
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Spoiler! The only question I have is......... How rich are we talking? KappaPride !e.lo_ edit: wtf man... I should ban you... spoilered instead. someone else can ban you (09/20/16) |
^ Fuck. God damn it. That post is worth a ban. |
You did the right thing holy shit. Make sure you carry some pepper spray next time you decide to grab a coffee |
Yeah. We don't wanna start having to use #PrayForBcrdukes in the future. |
Just send her a pic of your micropenis, dukes. That'll scare her off ...unless she's into that. I'm assuming you have one, right bud? |
came in here expecting this i am disappoint |
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Bunch of millenial pussies, scared of a little Acura girl action. Back in 2004, that was prime spank material! :lol |
Ok on a serious note... If you don't feel that way straight up tell her the truth and if she doesn't get the hint sadly you will have to end your friendship. It sucks but bitches be crazy especially if they want a little hipster duke running around. On a non serious note go to Dr Pollock get the little snippy snippy and start raw dogging the shit out of her and when she's confused why little Duke isn't happening laugh at her and bounce. |
Run, run like hell. Or in your case hope on your bike and pedal, pedal like hell. |
If you want to be friendzoned, best to ask EvoLove for advice. :lawl: |
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Looks like she found out this thread... RIP dukes |
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