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I was at Grand Villa today when all of a sudden this loud, obnoxious, banging and clanging of what sounded like Sanford and Sons collection of shit got blown up and dropped down from ten stories, started.
So, the casino was giving away red envelopes with lucky keychain/coin in them. I got one, so whatever. Then this Indo-Canadian gent comes along and gives me another red envelope. I was like, bonus. One for my kids. Once they were gone, I open up the red envelope given to me by the Indo-Canadian gent and inside was a card with his ugly face on it. It was a fucking politician. Oh, the starburst candy inside was a really nice touch. So now, I'm going to make sure I never vote for him, hee hee.
I think a lot of people were upset they got a starburst with picture of an asshole instead of the lucky coin, gulolol.
Whatever............... next year if I'm there on the day of reckoning when laundering money, I will bring ear protection. There was one cute chick in the parade, so eye candy...........
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No, she was too busy playing/tying up her very long hair......... she did it with her facing me while I was at chest height. Playing sluts........... I mean, slots.
That came out wrong.......... she had her chest right in front of me at eye level, cause I was playing on a slot machine at the end of a row of sl.....ots. Looked like sports bra with extra padding......... C-cup? Just reporting on what happened. It's not like I planned it. Similar to the gal with really big tits who purposely started grinding them into my shoulder as she cut my hair - looking for big tip. Shit, that came out all wong, too. I did not plan that, but she did, gulolol.
Okay............. imma gonna stop right there before I get myself in trouble. Glow......... you are a bad influence on me.
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Was at Crystal mall yesterday morning food court. It was busy as fuck they were doing the whole dragon dancing so tons of people were taking pictures. I just wanted to get my food lol. Then this lady standing in front of me keep leaning back to take pictures step on my 2 times, try to do it again then I just push her forward with my shoulders. like fuck once yea it was a mistake and you want to do it again. She turn around and I told her in Chinese she step on me twice and about to do it for a third time. She look piss lol.
Was at Crystal mall yesterday morning food court. It was busy as fuck they were doing the whole dragon dancing so tons of people were taking pictures. I just wanted to get my food lol. Then this lady standing in front of me keep leaning back to take pictures step on my 2 times, try to do it again then I just push her forward with my shoulders. like fuck once yea it was a mistake and you want to do it again. She turn around and I told her in Chinese she step on me twice and about to do it for a third time. She look piss lol.
well done! assert that personal space we learned from this country. I think it'll benefit Chinese society as a whole.
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well done! assert that personal space we learned from this country. I think it'll benefit Chinese society as a whole.
I'm standing still on the train platform and I gave a little forearm shove to this mainlander as he bumps me on a pretty much empty train platform. I'm thinking, "Why does this guy want to pick a fight with me?" but he just regains his balance and keeps walking, never even looks back.
The concept of personal space doesn't seem to exist for these people
The concept of personal space doesn't seem to exist for these people
That and line ups lol.
I don't take it too personally since the younger generations seemed to have adapted. Takes time I guess
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