Speaking of which...

I've never smoked or anything like that before, and it seems like most of the guys here are smoking rather than eating. I'm looking for more of a psychedelic high than anything, but want to use weed to feel things out before getting into more intense shit.

Anyone who eats, got any tips/tricks for a noob?

Psychedelic? Won't happen. Always start small. One of my friends puked eating only a quarter of a cookie as his "first time high". He is pretty small though. The high is almost exclusively "couch lock" high. You won't want to do much but sit down and enjoy music/a movie or chat for hours. I actually think this is a myth. I always am down to do stuff while high, indica or not. Same goes for my edible high.

That being said, this is a cookie from a dispensary. I've had experience with homemade edibles and they're usually much weaker. The high is very intense. You'll be more high from a weak edible than strong bud. Make sure you drink lots. One of the reasons why my friend puked was he had major cotton mouth.

Takes around 40-90 minutes for the high to kick in. Really depends on how much food you have in your stomach. Again, can't stress this enough. Eat it gradually. If you don't feel anything from 1/4-1/2 of a cookie/brownie portion after a hour and a half, go eat another quarter. You'll regret greening out from having too much of an edible.

Edibles are unpredictable. Different dispensaries have different cooks. One edible may be strong than the next. I highly recommend not to have an edible as a first time high (from weed).

oh my god 1oo page!!! smoking on the weekday before i sleep cuz of this stupid 20+ page marketing report

I'm a big fan of edibles once in a while, and it can be pretty awesome as long as you know how strong whatever it is you are eating and also knowing how much to eat.

Best time to eat is usually a couple hours after dinner or your last meal so you have time to poop it out. I personally will eat it very slowly, like 15-30 mins to finish a cookie or brownie, especially if it is a really strong one.

That way you get gradually higher and don't get punched in the brain so quickly and get a paranoid trip.

Make sure to keep a nice cool beverage and some snacks ready because you will probably start to get the pasties and the munchies soon after.

I think what you mean by psychedelic might be hard to reach with edibles, but I do know some people (myself included) that trip out really hard once eating several strong cookies or brownies and when you close your eyes you get really vivid, strange-coloured imagination time... thing.

But yeah, be warned that you will probably wake up the next morning feeling pretty lethargic and depending on how much you ate and at what time, possibly still high in the morning lol.

Completely agree with both above.

For me personally edibles make me slow as fuck. The high is great, lasts way longer then smoking bud, but I usually just get couch locked.

I doubt you'll really get anything "psychedelic" from weed (unless its laced). Your looking for crazier shit like DMT, Shrooms, LSD.

But again, like said above, I cant stress enough that you SHOULD NOT just jump into shit. Smoking will hit you after about 5-10min. Edibles will just creep up on you and fuck you up. Unless you've done them before, and know how potent they are, and how much to eat, you could EASILY end up greening out.
(Example which afew on here will know: Had a party where a friend "didn't want to smoke" so instead he had a 1/4 of a weak brownie. It was too much for him to handle and he ended up puking for a solid 2 hours outback, then in the toilet.)

It's not fun to green out. Especially on your first time. :fullofwin:

^ LOL

i was wondering if thats who DC was referring to in his post too

Nah, had a buddy green out recently from a cookie LOL. Didn't know that "he" only had 1/4 of a brownie. Damn.

It really sucks when someone greens out because you have to end up taking care of the person for at least a hour when he is puking non-stop. Affects everyone around the person who greens out. Never have and never plan to green out.

I have story for days where people greened out from cookies. It seems like everyone who "doesn't want to smoke" end up trying a edible and almost always end up puking it out. Like melloman said above (no offence dlo), someone had 1/4 of a WEAK brownie and still greened out hard. 1/4 is nothing. What, are you suppose to only have 1/8? That is literally like a crumb. I have a feeling that won't even hit you at all. There is a threshold in my opinion. I tried gummies and candies and both never work for me, but 1/4 of a cookie will get me decently high. All from personal experience, so maybe 1/8 of a edible will get you high.

If anything, find someone with a vape if you don't want to harm your lungs with the smoke. Assuming you live in Calgary. If you live here, go get a dimebag and hit up the Vape lounge and try vaping it up. I never tried it myself and it also seems to give you a different high than smoking. So who knows?

vape lounge meet?

gonna bring a friend to AYCE sushi

will be his first time blazing.

how do i make sure he gets fckin cheeeeeeeched? my first time was sorta faded i can't rmb if i got super ripped or not. i keep hearing accounts of ppl not feeling jack worth on their first time?

maybe ill make him smoke till he is cheeched.

^if he knows how to smoke properly, I'm pretty sure he'll get high. Just make sure he doesn't green, that's more important than getting him high

first time u will always feel close to nuttin lol

@mello, did u eat my brownie yet? and hahahahah cant believe u refered to him as the guy who greened out after a quarter brownie :lol, that was from a weaker batch too hahahahahahahhahaha and fk u dc, come holla at me for a stronger one!!!

You make more? Lets do it ;)

Took me 3-4 tries before I got high
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I can make em if u want!! Hahaha yo dip ur blunts in codiene, shits nutttyyyy
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heh i remember now. IIRC... i was grade 8 / 9 and i was with my buddies in his older bro's TL parked in the outskirts of richmond where the acres of farm land were. We hotboxed inside the TL and i was ripppppped

We went to 7/11 to grab munchies and i remember the paranoia feeling like it was yesterday :\

fast forward once i got home i ate the entire kitchen

just had two of my buddies cookies and 4 Volcano bags. Talk about a chillin Friday night

Soooo what's going down this Saturday? :high:
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if you want to get him cheeched teach how to toke and not waste smoke. hold in that smoke forever.

good old all around the world.

whenever the doobie feelin lil light to me just hold in the smoke till the doob get backs to you and toke it again hold repeat.. if he dont get done den iuno even if he coughs force him to keep doin it LOL

Not all of it. In stages bro, got to savour that shit :fullofwin:

wutt why u savouring that shit hahaha

^

he wont savour it if you make us more :fullofwin:

come out to EV and we'll get chocolate wasted :hotbaby:

IF you want your edibles to be stronger simply eat it with fatty food. Or if you just want to be quick about it. Drop by your local asian grocery store that carries dried mangos and down one of them small individual packages before you down your edibles.

Dried mango's seem to work just as good as fresh or frozen.

I'm surprised nobody has tried or knows anyone with a Herbalaire

This is really impressive

i finally got around to doing it lol

took me like 3 tries to get it right..

how come i get this random moments sometimes where i start to feel high again even though i haven't smoked for a while

we should toke up one night. meet each other halfway, smoke up then play some dotaaaaa