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A lot of women have no issue with putting wieners in their mouth and I haven’t heard of any calling in sick.
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Originally Posted by Mr.Money i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
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Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
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I saw some bimbo live streaming her coffee order while standing in line. I wanted to slap the phone out of her hand and throw her into the bean grinder
Let me guess, you’re one of the type that has their whole body inside the urinal, jacket draped on the piss covered edge etc. so others can’t see your dick?
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Let me guess, you’re one of the type that has their whole body inside the urinal, jacket draped on the piss covered edge etc. so others can’t see your dick?
I never understood this either...... Guys with 0gap between the urinal and their body. Sometimes they do the: head forward, but eyes looking hard left or right
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Originally Posted by Mr.Money i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by Badhobz
I saw some bimbo live streaming her coffee order while standing in line. I wanted to slap the phone out of her hand and throw her into the bean grinder
Let me guess, you’re one of the type that has their whole body inside the urinal, jacket draped on the piss covered edge etc. so others can’t see your dick?
this page is pretty hilarious. more of this type of shit pls
I remember the 2022 Lunar New Year thread got derailed into how much TP should be used to wipe your ass.
Same people involved in the discussion... including myself.
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I never understood this either...... Guys with 0gap between the urinal and their body. Sometimes they do the: head forward, but eyes looking hard left or right
Prostate problems causing a weak stream so they have to or else they'll be pissing on the floor
If you need to stand 2-3 FEET away from the urinal to piss, you're in the wrong business and should head to california, the porn industry would make you a millionaire.
Otherwise, I could just imagine how much piss you'd be splattering on the floor from that distance.
Man I hate urinals that don't have a barrier between them at least.
It's hella annoying trying to take a piss with a dude beside you when there isn't one, especially those trough style ones, taking a piss at a Canucks game with a bunch of people waiting behind you = no piss comes out.
Then I just stand there holding my dick like a retard while I wait for the dude to fuckoff beside me so my piss can come out.
A buddy and I always laugh about that shit because he has the same problem.
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I was in Australia at this old mall (Queen Victoria Building) and their urinal is shaped like a fountain so all the guys would be facing one another if more than 1 was using it
i have literally never seen anyone standing further than 1' from the urinal, usually as close as you can without risking touching the urinal is a normal thing, that way when you start up and when your stream dies down you're not pissing on the floor. 3'??? do you walk back and forth depending on the strength of your stream?
"Do guys actually talk about this kind of stuff???!?!?!?!"
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Originally Posted by Mr.Money i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by Badhobz
I saw some bimbo live streaming her coffee order while standing in line. I wanted to slap the phone out of her hand and throw her into the bean grinder
i have literally never seen anyone standing further than 1' from the urinal, usually as close as you can without risking touching the urinal is a normal thing, that way when you start up and when your stream dies down you're not pissing on the floor. 3'??? do you walk back and forth depending on the strength of your stream?
I prefer to use the toilets in the stall over urinals, that way I can drop my pants lower, fully air out my balls, and pee in complete privacy. I don't stand 3' away, but maybe 1'-2'. Then I do the Michael Jackson lean as the stream gets weaker.
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I think if I walked into a bathroom and there was a dude pissing a 3 foot stream to a urinal, I'd just leave... got no time for weirdos. Do you also put your hands on your hips?
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