^ no fold ... you must not be frugal Asian. You just gave away that you're white.

Two to 3 squares lol wtf

Right? There are much better areas to be frugal in.

Flush while you poop so it doesn't even have time to accumulate stank

Wipe, Baby wipe, dry wipe, flush again

Baby wipes are a must if you don't have a bidet. You'll be amazed at what it does even after you think you've wiped clean with TP

Baby wipes are a travelling must.

In Prague i downed a huge coffee as i was walking through this old Jewish district/cemetery, All of a sudden had to find a bathroom ASAP or i was 100% going to shit my pants.. frantically looking around i see a sign for a WC attached to the old Jewish cemetery..

Now, most of Europe its like .25 or .50 of a euro to use a public bathroom with an attendant there. I run into this place and theres this old decrpid woman taking the money... it's 1.50 Euro to use this WC.. in my head im thinking of course.. typical in the jewish cemetary.. lol but i couldnt care less toss her 2 euro run in.. pretty grimey bathroom for one thats monitored etc. but the relief is overwhelming.. i then grab the TP.. the fucking TP in the most expensive jewish WC i'd ever been into is litterally barely recycled news print.. i can actually read the old news paper print on the TP.. memorable as it was the most expensive, while being the most uncomfortable wipe of my life EleGiggle

That's a great idea ...why haven't I ever thought of this! Can't wait to try this!

Just be careful if you have a toilet where the water goes up high while flushing LUL

Well I would never fold tp and reuse it once I know there's already poo on it. If I'm only using 2 squares anyway, I feel that's a good wipe/toss ratio. I wouldn't be dabbing anyhow, it's still wiping, but just with a scrunched "ball". I think it can be debated a scrunched ball can spread less because there's less surface area to push, and more layers/depth to absorb vertically. But that can be negligible and depending if you had a wet or dry shit. Scrunched ball also has more texture to "scrape", if it comes down to that...

But I think the best reason for me is cause the scrunched ball means there's more layers between my finger and asshole.


I stand, unless I have a really bad one like diarrhea, where I actually feel wet shit splattered around my asshole. Then I don't even want to move until I clean up the initial mess. I would assume people that stand mean they bend over a bit. If you stand straight up, then your ass cheeks will close up and you won't even have the optimal angle. Legs should be slightly spread apart like you're about to do a squat, then either lean forward, or squat down like 1 inch. That's how I do it. Sometimes if I'm really in the mood, maybe I'll even put 1 leg up on the toilet seat for full access. lol.

Unless you guys have a really large diameter bowl, how do you reach your hand in while still sitting down? I don't like the thought of accidentally having my wrist touch the rim of the seat either.

I don't see it so much as being frugal, but with my method, I don't see any advantage of using more than 2 squares.



I usually try to time my flushes while the first big one drops. The momentum helps to keep the toilet from clogging if you have the diet/genetics that give hard logs. The only problem is then there's no TP landing pad after, and if you immediately drop more, you may get a nasty splash back. Because of this, sometimes I just wait until the first 2 waves are done, cause I always set up a landing pad before I sit down.

Baby wipes or just washing your ass is the real way to clean up. I think some cultures don't even use TP and just wash down immediately after.

But if you're using baby wipes though, I guess you can't flush them down, so you're leaving shit covered wipes in the garbage can? Won't that eventually make the can stink?

You won't like Korea LUL

Personally, I buy flushable wipes

Or really a lot of places in Asia. Always wonder for whoever has to clean out the little "trash-can" next to the toilet where all the shit-stained toilet paper is supposed to go.

Only been there once, but it was part of a cruise.
I was thinking that's my next destination once the pandemic ends... What should I know about?

I heard there was some controversy over baby wipes not genuinely breaking down. But I just looked it up, seems like at the very least, only Conttonelle has responded to prove their wipes do break down like TP.

Something for me to think about SeemsGood

They don't flush TP, they throw it in a trash can beside the toilet WutFace

Oh, you mean even though there's TP that can be safely flushed, by culture, they just don't throw tp down the toilet?



lol.. I found hotel in tourist areas in Asia was fine. In Japan, they had the fanciest toilets with the built in bidets. The only place I saw squat toilets were in China. I never took a shit there though. God no...

But since I was a kid, I somehow "trained" myself to never take a dump in public places. It must have been psychological, cause even if I had to take a dump, I wouldn't feel it when I'm out. But as soon as I start getting close to home and know I'll have a comfy washroom to use, I'll start to feel it coming. Anyone else like this??

^ you mean how the Mrs. falls asleep on the drive home and just when you approach your driveway or garage, she somehow knows to wake up? Like that?

I'm usually not into Chinese shit but I just put $100 on the Bengals just because.

Joe Flacco won it in the Year of the Dragon, so it does make sense

It's missing the Jake Harper method from Two and a half men.

This thread really went off topic lol

^ gave me a lot of shitz and giggles though ...

So two squares scrunched into a ball? Sounds like architecture-level build quality to gain such an assured separation between your fingers and butthole, especially on the initial nastiest wipe. Two squares for me is almost a guaranteed self-colonoscopy. Props for having such confidence. I'd say I'm using at least 6-8 squares, maybe 10 even, and balling it up into almost a shower-poof flower shape for maximum side coverage on that initial wipe. Then a second and third for good measure but with less squares.

For a quick wet wipe, you can dip a ball of tp into a clean freshly flushed bowl for that extra assurance.

Nobody else wets their ball/wad of TP with water from the tap before wiping?

Tried it and it didn't really help. Hard to time so that the first bomb all goes down. Still ended up having to spray air freshner after it was all said and done.

You must have massive logs then LUL

When that happens I double flush whatever is left.. I assume my toilet doesn't aerosolize my poop all over the place, but others may flush more violently

Here's another tip they never taught boys: Sit down to pee. It's better in every single way imaginable, but for some reason it's supposed to be embarrassing.

CB enters wit dat expert mode

What is the science behind this secret? I read it was better for the prostate or something ...