I dunno about that, for me it's just convenience. No need to worry about split spray, or splashing (I decided to start sitting when it became my responsibility to clean the bathroom). No need to turn the light on at night or even think about aiming. You can just sit and chill for a few seconds

It feels so dumb now to stand to pee unless you have to. It can be convenient, but at home it makes zero sense

Always, always shut the toilet lid before flushing. You don't want to know how much aerosolized shit/piss can end up on your towels, toothbrushes, etc.

Don't believe me? Stand naked next to an empty toilet and flush. Feel the tinkle?

Don't know about health, but yea like Skinny said, once I had to start cleaning my own toilets I was like fuck standing and peeing and this unnecessary mess.

On a related note, I got one of those little stools that help raise your legs when sitting on the toilet so your're almost in a squat position. Claims that it has health benefits and helps with passing logs. Not sure about health, but it sure does help with opening up the dams for the logs to come through!

How messy are u guys when ya pee wtf :lol

When I didn't have a bidet toilet that was the go to method

I can tell you don't have to clean your bathroom LUL

Water + water = splash. It's literally impossible not to, unless you throw a bunch of TP in first?

And if you happen to hit the rim.. It happens.. You might not feel it wearing pants, but you just splashed all over them, along with the floor, mat, everything else

^ so you only use the sit down method to pee at home right? When you're out ... please tell me you still do the urinal standing.

Of course LOL

Or standing over a trough where you are bro ... :lol

Sit down pees can still cause pee spray to hit the underside of the seat. Debatable whether standing is any better though. I do tend to sit pee if I feel an untrustworthy fart brewing. Sit pees become more attractive the older you get I think.

1000000%. It also softens the flush noise too if it's a late night trip, don't want to wake anyone.

Imo it doesn't. Just doesn't come out as smooth.

100% this.

True, it definitely works better. But it feels too uncomfortable for me, lol.
Like a Wet Nilly but on the asshole.

Ok, I know this is going to be weird AF. My bathrooms at home by design have the vanity countertops that extend above the toilet. I pull my pants down to above knee level, and I do a 45° "plank" and sometimes arch a bit if necessary to get as close as I can, with my dick hovering over the toilet to reduce back splash.



I think it's effective... but not like I have done any tests to prove it. I'm not sure when I started doing this, but I find I just do it by habit now. Gives me an excuse to just work out my core a bit too.


I never use the urinals anymore unless I really have no choice. 100% guarantee there is back splash. Maybe I have strong pressure or something, but I've experimented with different angles over time. No matter what I do, I end up seeing little droplets ricochet back onto my pants. Sometimes even on my shoe.

In public, I always use a stall and I stand a good distance away from the toilet and arch my shot like a 3 pointer. Then arch the pelvis forward toward the toilet as pressure fades. I also like the comfort of being able to just lower my pants down more, air out the nuts, or give it a scratch if necessary in privacy. meh.

I mean this in the nicest way, but you're right it is weird as fuck to go through all that instead of just sitting EleGiggle

It's like "a man HAS to stand to pee, or he's NOT A MAN" EleGiggle

And you're the asshole who pisses all over public toilets and the floor in front of it!

I don't really care about the machoism. If I'm taking a dump, I'm peeing sitting down. But a part of why I don't want to do it just for a pee is cause I hate the cold toilet seat feeling.

lol, maybe just adding a bit to the mess... to be fair, most of the time there's already pee on the floor, which makes me not want to stand closer to the toilet in the first place. But I've gotten pretty good with getting closer to the toilet as the pressure wears off. If any goes on the seat, I always wipe up after. I'm not expecting everyone to do my strange methods, just sharing how I do it.

Good point ... and the stank from most urinals ... so you're inhaling the previous guy(s) pee aerosol.

Time to retitle this thread yet? :lol

Guaranteed some of you guys are those types who lean into the urinal until your dick is touching the inside lol..

I ain’t lookin at your dick bro! Take a step back outa that urinal!

If you're not looking ... how do you know that guys lean into urinal so close? :lawl:

C'mon, fess up, you're one of those who gives side eye to guy beside you at the urinal, aren't you?

Lolol I can just tell standing there because I take at least a step back to avoid that splatter and the guy next to me has his jacket hanging inside the damn urinal! Lol

I wonder if he's the guy who stood next to me at an extremely crowded BC Place trough during half time, shoulder to shoulder, trying to have a conversation with me looking at me straight in the eye the whole time WutFace

That was a fucking weird moment. Roughriders fans are so weird.

And I was drinking a lot so the piss seemed to never stop! That felt like the longest piss of my life

Just saw this thread lol ... Anyways I still pee standing up and I use my premium toilet paper as if it was free. My wife thinks it's weird I just grab toilet paper to blow my nose instead of the Kleenex on the shelf right above it but it really makes no difference to me

Came into this thread expecting lunar new year tall, maybe someone flexing on the money they got even but was not prepared for this lol.

I'm currently taking great pleasure in the shock and awe of this thread to newcomers surprised by its content. We gotta eclipse the Craigslist thread with our poo talk. Let's GO!!!!! Haha.

Seriously ... you can only do this anonymously with bros on a forum.

Happy Birthday everyone!