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10-03-2023, 08:25 AM
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#1 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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10-03-2023, 08:39 AM
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#2 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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I think that Toyota/Lexus don't sell the LM or the Alphard in North America because there is not enough customer demand for this type of vehicle. They won't make the profit to justify selling this type of vehicle in Canada or the U.S.
Americans and Canadians drive SUVs if they need a vehicle for more passengers or extra storage.
Why spend so much money on an LM or Alphard that can be seen as a overpriced minivan when you can buy an SUV?
I think that in North America, the biggest perception of these mini vans are that their styling looks too basic as an everyday vehicle.
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10-03-2023, 08:46 AM
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#3 | | I don't get it
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Doesn't pass crash regulations. The front overhang is quite short and in an event of a frontal impact, the engine/tranny will most likely hit the driver.
Also, the rear bumper might not have a proper crash bar either. That's usually how JDM cars get away with length limitations
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10-03-2023, 08:50 AM
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#4 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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i still dont understand it, the engineering is already DONE as they are selling this thing in the EU now. The EURO crash certifications are higher standards than north american ones, so if it passes euro tests, it'll pass north american ones too.
Yeah they gotta pay some $$$ to do the certs here, but id still think it would make more sense to do that than say put out a crazy ass niche GT car like my ratrolla and only sell like 1500 units a year GLOBALLY.
Id pick one up, and im sure a lot of people locally here would as well.
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10-03-2023, 09:01 AM
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#5 | | in the butt
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Pre order the new century, same price too
But your gonna need a butler to drive you around
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i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
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Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
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For $6xx for 2br 2ba, they can shit in the elevator and key my cars
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10-03-2023, 09:11 AM
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#6 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Front looks like asssss
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10-03-2023, 09:54 AM
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#7 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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This thing is a potential brothel on wheels!
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10-03-2023, 09:54 AM
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#8 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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Those Alphards / Vellfires aren't the fun to drive around as everyday vehicles - they're really best enjoyed in the second row seats. I think they're also too small on our roads - the OG Alphards looked big in a tight city like Hong Kong, but they're like a 3/4-sized minivan next to other cars here. Quote:
Originally Posted by Qmx323  This thing is a potential brothel on wheels! | Reminds me of the time I pulled up to next to one in HK and realized there were two people going at it inside  | |
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10-03-2023, 10:28 AM
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#9 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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to be honest thats the only reason i like boxy / van shaped cars
Nissan cube : HEY I CAN FUCK INSIDE IT!
VW Sportwagen: HEY I CAN FUCK INSIDE IT!
This thing: HEY I CAN FUCK INSIDE IT!
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10-03-2023, 11:49 AM
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#10 | | I don't get it
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Originally Posted by Badhobz to be honest thats the only reason i like boxy / van shaped cars
Nissan cube : HEY I CAN FUCK INSIDE IT!
VW Sportwagen: HEY I CAN FUCK INSIDE IT!
This thing: HEY I CAN FUCK INSIDE IT! | Ratrolla: HEY I CAN FUCK INSIDE IT!
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10-03-2023, 11:54 AM
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#11 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by jcmaz Ratrolla: HEY I CAN FUCK INSIDE IT! | No way, you'd need chiro after trying that in the Ratrolla.
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10-03-2023, 12:16 PM
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#12 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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too bad nobody ever wants to be fucked in a nissan cube, or a vw sportwagen
MAYBE 3rd times the charm!?
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10-03-2023, 12:25 PM
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#13 | | RabidMod
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Originally Posted by pastarocket I think that Toyota/Lexus don't sell the LM or the Alphard in North America because there is not enough customer demand for this type of vehicle. They won't make the profit to justify selling this type of vehicle in Canada or the U.S.
Americans and Canadians drive SUVs if they need a vehicle for more passengers or extra storage.
Why spend so much money on an LM or Alphard that can be seen as a overpriced minivan when you can buy an SUV?
I think that in North America, the biggest perception of these mini vans are that their styling looks too basic as an everyday vehicle. | Yeah it's a marketing / image thing for sure.
But these days all you need to do is throw on a lift, A/Ts, cladding, and boom, profits.
TRD Pro that shit!
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10-03-2023, 12:49 PM
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#14 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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Just get a second Gen with the royal lounge, close enough   | |
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10-04-2023, 06:54 AM
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#15 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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99% of the time I drive the Alphard by myself. The boat eats 40 cents of gas per km lol
by the way, my Mazda5 is better place to fuck than the Alphard, those captain seats suck.
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10-04-2023, 12:26 PM
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#16 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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What's wrong with the seats? I'm considering one right now.
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10-04-2023, 12:29 PM
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#17 | | Performance Moderator
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They're not good for fucking?
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10-04-2023, 06:28 PM
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#18 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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or their fucking good seats. either way, lots of fucking
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10-04-2023, 10:05 PM
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#19 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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Looks like best angle for bj, not even long wheelbase sedans offer this much leg room.
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10-05-2023, 10:07 AM
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#20 | | in the butt
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The leg room isn't for the person sitting
It's for the person doing the sucking
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Originally Posted by Mr.Money
i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by Gerbs
For $6xx for 2br 2ba, they can shit in the elevator and key my cars
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10-05-2023, 10:17 AM
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#21 | | Performance Moderator
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I like how donk ungendered the situation
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10-05-2023, 10:57 AM
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#22 | | linguistic ninja
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Love how every other thread now is about banging. A testament to how RS members all have healthy sex lives. Right? RIGHT??
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10-05-2023, 11:09 AM
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#23 | | Performance Moderator
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No such thing as too much of a good thing  | |
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10-05-2023, 01:50 PM
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#24 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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RS members don't have a house to bang in or live at home with parents so we can only bang in the car   | |
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10-05-2023, 02:23 PM
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#25 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by CivicBlues Love how every other thread now is about banging. A testament to how RS members all have healthy sex lives. Right? RIGHT?? | we might have all physically gotten older, but inside we still the ricers that just talk shit and want to screw all day everyday  | |
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