psssh, dont knock it try you try it Mikey. ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD !

Cummy hands are gonna happen regardless if you have a VR device or not

Jerking off with a headset on is the equivalent of fucking a pocket pussy (fifi).

What a great way to feel like a total loser upon ejaculation.

oh you can combine a pocket pussy that is bluetooth'd to your VR headsets and works together with the VR action for even more IMMERSION

what!? all my incel friends love it

Just throw both pocket pussy and VR glasses against the wall afterwards if you're that self conscious.

https://media.tenor.com/gkZiCIqm8TQAAAAM/clown-sad.gif

I'm waiting for the day you put on a suit that can send feeling to your body like the real deal.

:ohgodwhy:

AR/VR is the future just look at the movie read player 1. In the future you will be living with 7 people in a basement suite. The toilet seat will be covered in shit stains but it won't matter. The AR headset will make the toilet look like it's made out of gold just like the one trump has.

Pocket pussies??

My thread. You fuckers have ruined it!

The video below is NSFW, also extremely funny / belongs in fucked up shit that makes you laugh /;WTF?!

......Its a classic

RS is back gais!

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/03/cf/6a/0...27068137bf.jpg

Zuk on the Apple vision pro.

I love how CEO is saying blah blah blah.... BUT
it's really great...... you're going want etc....
blah blah blah.....quest quest quest.... LOL...

Apple vision fashion was out in the 90s. Remember dumb and dumber where Loyd and Harry get out of their Lamborghini?

Second just remember when jerking off with apple vision on, make sure to grab the lube instead of super glue. 👌

I saw this jack ass on the plane using it yesterday. The flight attendant was like can you please put away your mobile device for take off sir ? He’s like nah it’s not a mobile device and I can see you just fine. She’s like just put it away please.

Dude takes out this huge bag and starts shoving this piece of shit into it. Then stows it into the seat in front of him. What a god damn hassle.

After take off he breaks out his Mac book, this gay thing, and starts working with the keyboard, track pad and his pinchy fingers. I can hear a bit of noise bleeding from the headset so it sounds he was watching a movie while typing some stuff. Big whoop.

Use case is still garbage.

It has no killer app. The Quest has beat saber. Many people bought one just to play that.

I have a friend that has one and his gf has a toy that connects together so they have the same vibration so if either of them are out of town they will work across the country in unison.

So this would really make it next level and easier to be hands free :awwyeah:

The brand is call Lovense :lol:lol:lol

OMG a guy broke one out on my flight from Calgary back to YVR yesterday... less than 1 hr in the air... what's the fuckin point? Such a douchebag, could totally tell he wanted attention from people.

guess gamers are just built different Kappa

getting dizzy after 10min of use and buyer's remorse :lol

http://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/s...aa62595c3&ei=8

Got into his Tesla upon landing

He got into an Uber same time as me actually hahaha but you're right it was a Tesla, dang I got the AWD Corolla :D

Notion sickness is a real problem though and most people don't think about it until it happens to them - myself included. BTW, this was on an Oculus and not the Apple Vision, but I think it's relatable.

When I was playing a game where I was constantly moving virtually with the controller, but I was actually stationary in real life, I had really bad motion sickness. Think of games like VRChat and Population One (PUBG).

I eventually settled on only playing games where I moved both virtually and physically at the same time or movement wasn't constant and was teleportation-based with the controller. Think of games like Beat Saber, Walkabout Mini Golf and Eleven Table Tennis.

In my case, I think my brain was confused and couldn't process what was going on. My eyes are telling the brain that it's moving, but the brain knows that it's stationary. There's probably a better broscience explanation, but you get the idea.

Zed hotels had a valentines day special called the nooner. Rent a room and get the use of a meta quest 3 full of adult content.

Choose self love now!

https://www.hotelzed.com/specials/nooner/