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06-26-2025, 08:00 PM
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^ you can add to yours. I'd be honoured to share space with mikemhg!
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06-26-2025, 09:32 PM
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#202 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by underscore  Natalie Portman is fantastic but I've never understood the obsession with Gal Gadot. She can't act for shit and she isn't that pretty. | I dunno, I have a thing for tall (yes, Portman is quite short) athletic chicks. Plus Gadot seems pretty down to earth and not stuck up like some other Hollywood stars. Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg The most stinky pussy I've ever boned in my life was from a Persian girl's.
Damn she was hot though. | That’s the thing with hot chicks - there’s always one or two things that make you wonder if the sex is worth it… in this case, maybe not! 
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06-27-2025, 07:37 AM
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#203 | | linguistic ninja
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Jesus christ Mike I never know whether to laugh or puke at your stories | |
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06-27-2025, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by whitev70r ^ you can add to yours. I'd be honoured to share space with mikemhg! | 
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06-27-2025, 07:46 AM
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#205 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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some people like to wake up to the smell of a fresh cup of coffee in the morning like a TV commercial...
then there's waking up to the smell of that 
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06-27-2025, 07:59 AM
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#206 | | Limited to Fight Club
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Originally Posted by mikemhg Those panties came off and the entire room permeated with the smell of rotten fish, it took my breath away.
I remember I went home later that night, | You basically had sex with Poseidon's daughter, nice work man.  | |
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06-27-2025, 08:07 AM
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#207 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by Gumby I dunno, I have a thing for tall (yes, Portman is quite short) athletic chicks. Plus Gadot seems pretty down to earth and not stuck up like some other Hollywood stars. | Down to earth? Did you forget about that Imagine video she made in 2020?
She's thin but athletic isn't what comes to mind she I see her. That's pretty subjective though.
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
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06-27-2025, 11:08 AM
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#208 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 You basically had sex with Poseidon's daughter, nice work man. | I know damn well you've ran into the same during your illustrious career.
I didn't go down on her though, I'm not a damn masochist, I would've gagged/vomited for sure. I should be embarrassed telling that story because I definitely met up more times with her, and every time the smell was the same, awful.
I'll go down on a girl I'm dating, but not some random hookup generally, the stereotype about black men not eating pussy is somewhat true 
Ok, I'll stop derailing this thread.
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Originally Posted by westopher LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
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06-27-2025, 01:42 PM
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#209 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by mikemhg Ok, I'll stop derailing this thread. | What? The detour is more interesting than the thread topic itself! 
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06-27-2025, 01:57 PM
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#210 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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yeah civicblues called it out, he said it wouldnt be a THANG and hes god damn right AGAIN.
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06-27-2025, 02:02 PM
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#211 | | linguistic ninja
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Now if I can monetize my prescience I'll be too busy on my yacht to impart my wisdom to all you horndogs.
Someone who's been AWOL from RS clicking this thread reading only the last couple pages is going to be very confused lol.
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06-27-2025, 02:12 PM
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#212 | | SFICC-03*
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i once had that experience too... the fishy smell. the girl was very clean in general but she must have had something going on down there. did not partake. never smelled that again from other girls, its not normal.
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06-27-2025, 02:41 PM
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#213 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Dats interesting. I just thought mikey shoved a kebab up there for a snack later when he’s hungry.
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06-27-2025, 03:46 PM
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#214 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Fuck I have so much more to add to that story, it gets even more wild with Ol' Stinky Persian years later, eventually involving my current GF in a funny way.
I have to be careful about my stories on this forum though, I have feeling there's a few people here who know me IRL and could connect the dots on some of these
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Originally Posted by westopher LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest. | | |
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06-27-2025, 03:56 PM
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#215 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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OH YOU MEAN SSM DCM WHO APPARENTLY KNOWS EVERYONE AND WONT SAY ANYTHING!?!?!?!
Mikeys one of those guys that i can just listen to for hours and hours. Kinda like 69stylez who also seems to get into some VERY interesting situations..... LIKE THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP, he got into this weird 3some situation where the dude wanted to watch his girlfriend get plowed by a stranger.
I keep asking 69stylez how the fuck he ends up in these incredible situations as nobody ever invited my fat ass to some 3sum fun time... 
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06-27-2025, 04:01 PM
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#216 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Badhobz OH YOU MEAN SSM DCM WHO APPARENTLY KNOWS EVERYONE AND WONT SAY ANYTHING!?!?!?! | There's a few more, even an Eskimo brother, apparently
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Originally Posted by westopher LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest. | | |
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06-27-2025, 04:04 PM
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#217 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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you cant consider people your eskimo brother when you porked half the women in the city. dats not fair!
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06-27-2025, 04:11 PM
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#218 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Was she self-aware of this ... you'd think most ladies would be self-conscious about that? Like no shower before you guys got kinky?
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06-27-2025, 11:07 PM
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#219 | | Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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^ sir have you walked into a Tim Hortons. None of them are self aware
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06-28-2025, 10:57 AM
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#220 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by whitev70r Was she self-aware of this ... you'd think most ladies would be self-conscious about that? Like no shower before you guys got kinky? | I wondered that, but I don't think so, it wasn't a cleanliness thing, some women just have really messed up PH levels.
It's kind of like bad breath, the other person can smell it but often times the person with it has no idea.
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Originally Posted by westopher LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest. | | |
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06-28-2025, 11:40 AM
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#221 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Show me what cha working wit
But if ya pussy smellin shrimpy, ho, get yo fuckin shirt and shit
Somebody better stop her, she runnin' round this bitch ha pussy smellin' like Red Lobster
That's the type of Bitch ya don't touch
Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't Fuck!
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06-28-2025, 02:15 PM
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#222 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by mikemhg The most stinky pussy I've ever boned in my life was from a Persian girl's.
Those panties came off and the entire room permeated with the smell of rotten fish, it took my breath away.
I remember I went home later that night, showered up, the next morning I was scratching my balls and got a good WHIFFFFFF from my finger, the smell was still there! It was unbelievable.
Damn she was hot though. | 20 years later she's a fat Muslim woman running Health Canada.
Doing God's work Mike, thanks for taking one for the team.
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What work!? Our health care still sucks ass. No thanks to da stinky cunt.
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Originally Posted by supafamous 20 years later she's a fat Muslim woman running Health Canada.
Doing God's work Mike, thanks for taking one for the team. | lol
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06-29-2025, 06:14 AM
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#225 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes lol | you were not at the trillium event  (
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