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12-28-2008, 01:06 PM
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#1 | | GO FLAMES GO
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| Sperm banks in vancouver?
is there really a sperm bank in vancouver...and do you get paid well for your jizzum?
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12-28-2008, 01:10 PM
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#2 | | Banned (ABWS)
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you can be a dad for free.
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12-28-2008, 01:16 PM
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hahaha
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12-28-2008, 01:47 PM
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#4 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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maybe he's just thirsty
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12-28-2008, 02:51 PM
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#5 | | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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id donate some of my knuckle children if there was a place locally
it would be even better if they paid you, or let you keep the porn!
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12-28-2008, 03:13 PM
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#6 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Originally Posted by Tegra_devil  is there really a sperm bank in vancouver...and do you get paid well for your jizzum? |
^ someone has been watching Manswers on Spike
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12-28-2008, 03:15 PM
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#7 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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lol... that episode was awesome lol...
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12-28-2008, 04:16 PM
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#8 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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theres a goldmine in my wastepaper basket. yours free
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12-28-2008, 08:14 PM
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#9 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by MoZ2325 ^ someone has been watching Manswers on Spike | haha I watched that a few days ago and they showed how much you could actually make, its pretty good money!
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12-28-2008, 08:30 PM
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#10 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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In Canada, when you donate blood you DONATE IT, which mean it's voluntary.
i've never heard of any sperm banks in Canada, but i'm sure you'd need a background check of some sort lol. and a few blood/drug tests
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12-28-2008, 08:54 PM
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#11 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Damn, I'd rather jizz everywhere than donate hahah. Seems more exciting that way hahah LOL.
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12-28-2008, 09:06 PM
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#12 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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12-28-2008, 09:51 PM
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#13 | | GO FLAMES GO
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Originally Posted by MoZ2325 ^ someone has been watching Manswers on Spike | amen
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12-28-2008, 09:59 PM
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#14 | | VAC Head Rotang Mod
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Originally Posted by Tegra_devil semen | fixt
ya... in canada you don't get paid to donate blood, or i'd be ballin' right now haha
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12-28-2008, 10:04 PM
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#15 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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holy, go to private hospital?
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12-28-2008, 10:25 PM
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#16 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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You guys do realize it's a good thing we don't get paid to donate blood right? If it ever comes to the point where we need blood we don't have to pay for it. It's not like the States where they'll pay you to donate but hike up the price when you need it. If you can't afford it, you're SOL.
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12-28-2008, 11:18 PM
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#17 | | The RS Freebie guru
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You want to be making money hand over fist?
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12-28-2008, 11:19 PM
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#18 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by diesel_test you can be a dad for free. | You can slowly pay off your casino debt from sperm banks! 
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12-29-2008, 01:11 AM
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#19 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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he gave me all the semen i wanted. i just had to close my eyes and suck it through a hose.
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12-29-2008, 01:39 AM
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#20 | | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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It's illegal to pay for sperm in Canada.
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12-29-2008, 02:09 AM
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#21 | | HALF HUMAN
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<guido>
you want a sperm bank? i'll give you a sperm bank bro
no homo
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12-29-2008, 06:34 AM
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#22 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Walk into the sperm bank and say, "I'd like to make a withdrawal..."
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12-29-2008, 06:50 AM
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#23 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Soundy Walk into the sperm bank and say, "I'd like to make a withdrawal..." | haha | |
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12-29-2008, 12:00 PM
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#24 | | All Day, Err Day Mod
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Originally Posted by Soundy Walk into the sperm bank and say, "I'd like to make a withdrawal..." | LOL
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12-29-2008, 01:30 PM
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#25 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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and a lesbian couple come in and say" we would like to deposit"
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