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01-23-2009, 08:17 AM
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#1 | | RS controls my life!
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01-23-2009, 08:37 AM
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#2 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Hi, my name is Michael and I'm a goat in Nigeria. I am currently being detained by the police on suspicion of stealing a car. Can you please wire over $5000 for bond? I promise that I will then transform into a human and wire you back $100,000,000 in return.
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01-23-2009, 08:39 AM
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#3 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Did they get a confession? What evidence do they have to detain the goat? I hope that goat has a good lawyer, otherwise he's going away for a long time. Especially in Nigeria.
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01-23-2009, 08:51 AM
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#4 | | Banned (ABWS)
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I wounder if he talks lol
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01-23-2009, 09:01 AM
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#5 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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And this is why Africa is still a shit hole.
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01-23-2009, 09:19 AM
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#6 | | I don't get it
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Originally Posted by Eastwood Did they get a confession? What evidence do they have to detain the goat? I hope that goat has a good lawyer, otherwise he's going away for a long time. Especially in Nigeria. | Prison will be hell for the goat. It'll be "picking up the soap" 24/7.
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01-23-2009, 09:50 AM
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#7 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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if the robber was smart enough, he would turn into a bird and fly away.
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01-23-2009, 12:41 PM
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#8 | | G'd up! w000weee
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LOL this is so rediculous
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01-23-2009, 12:44 PM
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#9 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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A Mazda 323 beats running on hooves.
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01-23-2009, 12:48 PM
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#10 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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hahaha, omg, black magic FTW
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01-23-2009, 12:48 PM
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#11 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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cook it for food, if he doesnt change himself back to human at least you get a good meal
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01-23-2009, 02:06 PM
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#12 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Hi, my name is Michael and I'm a goat in Nigeria. I am currently being detained by the police on suspicion of stealing a car. Can you please wire over $5000 for bond? I promise that I will then transform into a human and wire you back $100,000,000 in return. | Sent. Hope to hear from you soon dear Michael.
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01-23-2009, 04:56 PM
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#13 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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hahaha imagine the nigerian police trying to force info out of a goat..
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01-23-2009, 05:05 PM
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#14 | | ESKETIT
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Hi, my name is Michael and I'm a goat in Nigeria. I am currently being detained by the police on suspicion of stealing a car. Can you please wire over $5000 for bond? I promise that I will then transform into a human and wire you back $100,000,000 in return. | lol
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01-24-2009, 12:44 AM
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#15 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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...........srs?! LOL wtf...
3rd world means goats commit crimes haha
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01-24-2009, 08:33 AM
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#16 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Hi, my name is Michael and I'm a goat in Nigeria. I am currently being detained by the police on suspicion of stealing a car. Can you please wire over $5000 for bond? I promise that I will then transform into a human and wire you back $100,000,000 in return. | where's the "god bless you"?
no "god bless you" no money
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01-24-2009, 08:50 AM
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#17 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by Alphamale And this is why Africa is still a shit hole. | So true hahaahah
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01-24-2009, 10:19 AM
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#18 | | I don't get it
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They probably arrested the goat because the prison needed a new prison bitch, for certain people.  | |
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08-29-2009, 01:31 AM
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#19 | | Banned (ABWS)
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08-29-2009, 01:46 AM
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#20 | | 2 Wheel'd Mod
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^WTF!?
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08-29-2009, 01:54 AM
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#21 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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^Lmao!?
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08-29-2009, 01:55 AM
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#22 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by Repsoloxype | SPAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT FREE AVATAR UPGRADE NAOZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
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08-29-2009, 01:56 AM
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#23 | | Banned (ABWS)
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08-29-2009, 01:59 AM
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#24 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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diu ma hai
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08-29-2009, 03:34 AM
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#25 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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you've got to be kidding me.....................................
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