[underscore]

When you get'em both at the same time... oh yes they do... with a bonus Instant Win.

and 4 3's make a 12!

err... I mean...:fuuuuu:

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

nope, cause RS is serious business.

hell motherfucking yeah!

:thumbsup:

[you!]

damn this thread...i wish i had a number of disposable friends for this

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

sabrina

selina

sai lin nia

[Jeffield]

suscribed for LOL's

[hotjoint]

tapping is great

[JD¹³]

.

[liu13]

^ i guess she's hungry, is she bangable?

[underscore]

Now I've done it, FB message today from same girl:

"hey my love! how are you? seriously been to long. stop being so busy and lets go for din or something. K!? ill start phone stalking you until i see yah!
xoxoxox"

Shit :lol

well if she's your g/f ex-best friend, she wants you cause she'd know that would piss off your g/f, who she doesn't like. bitches be crazy.

[Soundy]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8W57ombPl6k/RmeS_Cu7BII/AAAAAAAABOg/1tOZq4oasUM/s800/IMG_6997.JPG

[JulyZerg]

and 4 3's make a 12!

err... I mean...:fuuuuu:

no dude

12 = 2

in baccarat terms LOL

[TouringTeg]

Oh man I am so late to the party but this shit is hilarious. I have to try this out. Direct approach FTW

[underscore]

no dude

12 = 2

in baccarat terms LOL

fuck right. I was playing the wrong game. I better study up on my baccarat. Thanks for the heads up dude!

[CRS]

no dude

12 = 2

in baccarat terms LOL

:lol

With that logic, the highest you can ever get is a 9!

[k2_alpha]

i was with a couple of buddies at school

me: can i tap that?
girl1: tap what?
girl2: he meant your ass you idiot..
girl1: like anal
girl2: yeah anal
guy buddy: (SCREAMS) ANAL!!! FTW
girl2: he like anal....
me: so can i tap that?
girl1:no....
girl2 to girl 1 you know you want him to. here is your chance.
me: sweet! ill pick you up from your place tonight
girl1: mmmm ok
girl2: can i come too?
me: ask girl 1. i ask her first
girl2: can i come. it would be fun
girl1: ok
(my guy buddy who is on RS finally catches on and is laughing like a hyena. girl 1+2 finally clue in)
girl 1+2 you bastard!!
girl 2 you got my hopes up!
me: damnzz.....

[skyxx]

^ They got your Hopes up!

[Soundy]

:lol

With that logic, the highest you can ever get is a 9!

Well, like the song says, "there ain't no 10s!"

[penner2k]

i was with a couple of buddies at school

me: can i tap that?
girl1: tap what?
girl2: he meant your ass you idiot..
girl1: like anal
girl2: yeah anal
guy buddy: (SCREAMS) ANAL!!! FTW
girl2: he like anal....
me: so can i tap that?
girl1:no....
girl2 to girl 1 you know you want him to. here is your chance.
me: sweet! ill pick you up from your place tonight
girl1: mmmm ok
girl2: can i come too?
me: ask girl 1. i ask her first
girl2: can i come. it would be fun
girl1: ok
(my guy buddy who is on RS finally catches on and is laughing like a hyena. girl 1+2 finally clue in)
girl 1+2 you bastard!!
girl 2 you got my hopes up!
me: damnzz.....

Wow.. No offense but you seriously need to work on your game if you managed to screw that one up.
I'm actually hoping a key piece of that convo is missing cuz I dont see how that could have been fucked up.
I'm actually sorta angry now.

[k2_alpha]

both girls are really close friends.
would have never happened anyways as both know i have a gf lol
plus girl 2 is on rs too.
she just played along.

but, this "can i tap that" works pretty well. im 3 for 5 lol

[Ch28]

i was with a couple of buddies at school

me: can i tap that?
girl1: tap what?
girl2: he meant your ass you idiot..
girl1: like anal
girl2: yeah anal
guy buddy: (SCREAMS) ANAL!!! FTW
girl2: he like anal....
me: so can i tap that?
girl1:no....
girl2 to girl 1 you know you want him to. here is your chance.
me: sweet! ill pick you up from your place tonight
girl1: mmmm ok
girl2: can i come too?
me: ask girl 1. i ask her first
girl2: can i come. it would be fun
girl1: ok
(my guy buddy who is on RS finally catches on and is laughing like a hyena. girl 1+2 finally clue in)
girl 1+2 you bastard!!
girl 2 you got my hopes up!
me: damnzz.....

^ They got your Hopes up!

if he played that right then his hopes wouldn't have been the only thing that was up.

[penner2k]

both girls are really close friends.
would have never happened anyways as both know i have a gf lol
plus girl 2 is on rs too.
she just played along.

but, this "can i tap that" works pretty well. im 3 for 5 lol

Now you are changing your story. Before both girls "clued in".. now one girl was just playing along..

Also you arent 3 for 5.. Until your dick is inside the girl it doesnt count.
Its sorta like getting a girls number at a bar and then saying you hooked up with some chick because you think it will happen. Until it happens it means nothing.

Not trying to be an ass or anything. You are just making yourself sound dumb.

[JD¹³]

^ i guess she's hungry, is she bangable?
Yeah I guess, but I'm not that dumb or that desperate.

[you!]

Yeah I guess, but I'm not that dumb or that desperate.

pics now

[TOS'd]

Yeah I guess, but I'm not that dumb or that desperate.

Post pics, cause AsRealAsItGets might want her. Especially if they have something like OCD.

[1337]

me: Hey
girl: Hi
me: Can I tap that?
girl: wtf? are you for real?
me: As Real As it Gets girl
girl: ........I'll think about it
me: Noob
/end

[penner2k]

me: Hey
girl: Hi
me: Can I tap that?
girl: wtf? are you for real?
me: As Real As it Gets girl
girl: ........I'll think about it
me: Noob
/end

Using the word noob pretty much guaranteed it wont work.

[Zyzz]

me: Hey
girl: Hi
me: Can I tap that?
girl: wtf? are you for real?
me: As Real As it Gets girl
girl: ........I'll think about it
me: Noob
/end

haha havent actually laughed out loud on rs for so long

[k2_alpha]

Now you are changing your story. Before both girls "clued in".. now one girl was just playing along..

Also you arent 3 for 5.. Until your dick is inside the girl it doesnt count.
Its sorta like getting a girls number at a bar and then saying you hooked up with some chick because you think it will happen. Until it happens it means nothing.

Not trying to be an ass or anything. You are just making yourself sound dumb.

What I meant by clued in, is she reacted like she clued in.
The girl played along the entire time and pretended to be offended.

But yeah, your right about the number thing.
All in good fun though.

[JD¹³]

Post pics, cause AsRealAsItGets might want her. Especially if they have something like OCD.
What am I his pimp now?

[k20a]

What I meant by clued in, is she reacted like she clued in.
The girl played along the entire time and pretended to be offended.

But yeah, your right about the number thing.
All in good fun though.

Are you sure man, that's not what I heard. LOL :haha:

[Meowjin]

her: When you gonna let me tap that?
me: Stop texting me
her: why you shutting me out of your life
me: fml

[TRD Rs200]

^^ i think u mixed up your self and her

[ghosty]

me: can i tap that?
her: hey babe, sure right or left?
(alittle confussed to what she meant, possible titty fuck)
me:all the above
her:Muhahahaha
me:i also need pics before i get there
her: sure should i say with love (insert name)
me: damn ok lol
her: u better not be playing im worked up
me: be there after work :)

thanks you rev scene mobile!!!

[asian_XL]

me: when you gonna let me tap that?
girl: when YOU gonna let me tap that?
me: shit...

[ilvtofu]

Texted my best friend >.<

When you gonna let me tap that?
Neverr, stop it...

[penner2k]

So I opened this thread and the ad was for "textdating.ca"

I'm pretty sure the chick on teh right is a tranny

[danizer]

LOL WIN

★ da.niu says:
[name]
X says:
heyy wats up?
★ da.niu says:
ey girl when you gonna lemme tap that?
X says:
LOL when do you wanna "tap that"? ^~
★ da.niu says:
time + place 8D
X says:
your call




★ da.niu says:
hey [name]
X2 says:
hey daniel whatsup?
★ da.niu says:
what you up to?
X2says:
just listenin to some miley , bout u ?
★ da.niu says:
not much
so X2
when you gonna let me tap that?
X2 says:
wtff u highh ?! o.o
★ da.niu says:
no what the hell i dont do drugs
so when you gonna lemme tap that?
X2 says:
......uh neever


★ da.niu says:
hey [name]
i mean
sup don
X3 says:
LOL
heyy LAM
(:
★ da.niu says:
what you up to?
X3 says:
Deciding whether to deactivate facebook or not
LOL i think its facebook thats bombing my marks.
xD
★ da.niu says:
ooo wth haha
you know what wont bomb ur marks?
X3says:

WHATT?
★ da.niu says:
if you lemme tap that
forreal
when you gonna lemme tap that?
X3 says:
wut?
LOL
*does not understand*
★ da.niu says:
when...are you...gonna lemme tap THAT?...*points at pic*
[name[?
X3 says:
LOLOL lameee
★ da.niu says:
what?
X3 says:
you
★ da.niu says:
why?
X3 says:
i still dont get this tapping nonsense. Guys always go around , or even girls and go all "U WANNA TAP THAT?"
and im like
wtf does that mean
LOL and they just laugh at me.
dayummmmm
★ da.niu says:
have u heard the term "tap dat ass"?
X3 says:
LOL are u hacked?
i mean
★ da.niu says:
no what the hell
X3 says:
youre not lam
LOL
★ da.niu says:
yea i am
angela says:
oh
ok then
LOL FCK OFF
jkjk
★ da.niu says:
im just asking when u gonna lemme tap dat?
X3 says:
oh
hmm
never

[ilvtofu]

LOL is this "angela" a fob chick?

[danizer]

LOL is this "angela" a fob chick?

lol nope..hahaha i fail at censoring names...oh well :P

[TOS'd]

You know angela too? I'm already tapping her, I had to draw a picture for her because she didn't understand. Ask her when I'm done and I'm sure she will say yes next time!

[hotjoint]

You know angela too? I'm already tapping her, I had to draw a picture for her because she didn't understand. Ask her when I'm done and I'm sure she will say yes next time!

:lol

[shenmecar]

lol nope..hahaha i fail at censoring names...oh well :P

Not a loss, you'll probably get stupider tapping that.

[BlackR32]

Nicole
August 5 at 11:51pm
Heyy, I was thinking of you so I thought I would message you. Just wanted to say I miss you, and Im sorry we dont hang out much but im so lazy and I work all the time. And I have no gas ever so I dont want to drive all the way to your house in case your not there. You should start coming over here more though, then the dogs can play :) Did you give some guy my email address for my bov? I was so confused

Billy
aww that was very nice of u. ya ide like to start hanging out more again, i miss ya for sure!!ya he put up wtb add for a stock r32 bov so i pmed him and told him u might wanna sell urs.So if everything goes right i will have the skyline on AUG 23rd!!!!! excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole
Nice! Zack was telling me that him and everyone use their stock bovs and do something to it and it's so loud

Billy
they unhook the recirculating hose.

Nicole
ya lol

Billy
so what r u doin today, we should do soemthing today

Nicole
I work till 530 then nothing

Billy
so when r u gonna let me tap that?

Nicole
Ha never! :p you should come over around 6?

Billy
FML, i gotta pick my mom up at 6 so ill come over once i dropped her off at home

Nicole
ok come to the back again

Billy
ya u like it when i come to the back dont ya;)

Nicole
Ha Ha




faak my score is 1.5 outta like 10 so far lol.



Or you could not copy and paste our facebook messages.... :(

Im a girl but heres my convo

Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: Lol I don't know yet silly



Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: what?
Me: When can I tap it?
Him: Tap what?
Me: Tap you...
Him: Like fuck me?
Me: ya..
Him: Thats a wierd question
Me: Okay nevermind wow your dumb
Him: I dont get it
Me: Nevermind
Him: Its a joke?
Me: Sure...
Him: What im so confused

^ What a fag haha

[Culture_Vulture]

you must be ugly

[orange7]

^
LAWLS

[orange7]

Or you could not copy and paste our facebook messages.... :(

Im a girl but heres my convo

Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: Lol I don't know yet silly



Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: what?
Me: When can I tap it?
Him: Tap what?
Me: Tap you...
Him: Like fuck me?
Me: ya..
Him: Thats a wierd question
Me: Okay nevermind wow your dumb
Him: I dont get it
Me: Nevermind
Him: Its a joke?
Me: Sure...
Him: What im so confused

^ What a fag haha


post pics of yourself????

[Soundy]

Or you could not copy and paste our facebook messages.... :(

HAHAHA OWNED.

^ What a fag haha

ROFL.

[BlackR32]

HAHAHA OWNED.



ROFL.

Haha it was actually the convo my roomate had with her bf... hes kinda a douchebag lol

[TheKingdom2000]

this whole thread is a win

[skyxx]

I'm gonna tell a girl to let me Poop back and fourth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

[!Tigger]

back and fourth forever! FTW lol that movie is old

[LenovoTurbo]

Me:so, when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: next century?

haha i got owned :haha:

[Soundy]

Me:so, when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: next century?

haha i got owned :haha:

Hey, it's not a NO! 90 years and you're stylin'! :thumbsup:

[underscore]

now where's that Family Guy clip of the senior citizen porno? haha

[Tronathan]

So looks like there is alot of sluts around this city?

[hotjoint]

there's sluts everywhere

[Kimosabe]

lawl

kevintran says:
when can i tap that?
elle; says:
..
kevintran says:
soooo?
elle; says:
k im going bye .
kevintran said (10:50 PM):
waiiiiit
is that a yes or a no?
GG blocked

[Jingwu3]

me: can I tap that?
her: huh? whos this?
me: its ____(insert name)! havent talked to you for so long!
her: oh hey! hows it going?
me: not so bad..you?
her: soso..so whats up
me: can I tap that?
her: hhah..r u high
me: ha Im serious! I wanna tap that!
her: hahaha we'll see..
me: so thats a yes?
her: u know where I live?
me: ya of course!
her: hahaha come over if u r free
me: yaaaa haha I'll calll u when i get there

whooohooo!

[Papman]

Oh..my..god.


Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Girl: Lolllllllll
Girl: I'll give you a beer can and you can tapp that whenever wherever
Me: By beer do you mean your ass?
Girl: Hahaha nopeee
Girl: Beeeeer
Girl: :)
Me: Oh..but that didn't answer my question.
Girl: Hahaha
Girl: You can tap it when we're married ;)

When I read that I put my blackberry down and backed away. Then when I recovered all I could manage was:

"..fuck"

[C06cityboi]

Oh..my..god.


Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Girl: Lolllllllll
Girl: I'll give you a beer can and you can tapp that whenever wherever
Me: By beer do you mean your ass?
Girl: Hahaha nopeee
Girl: Beeeeer
Girl: :)
Me: Oh..but that didn't answer my question.
Girl: Hahaha
Girl: You can tap it when we're married ;)

When I read that I put my blackberry down and backed away. Then when I recovered all I could manage was:

"..fuck"


so are you going to marry her?

[Soundy]

me: can I tap that?
her: hhah..r u high

Seems to be a recurring theme!

[TRD Rs200]

need more disposable friends

[Papman]

Me: Okay i'll call you later
Me: By the way, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Girl: Never. No find yourself another one of your cheap whores.


...that was my girlfriend :(

[k2_alpha]

So she is calling herself a cheap whore.
She does "belong" to you as she is your girlfriend...

[C06cityboi]

LOL ...

[raygunpk]

Me: Okay i'll call you later
Me: By the way, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Girl: Never. No find yourself another one of your cheap whores.


...that was my girlfriend :(

HAHA seriously dude you gotta change your name to papsmear then you will win revscene

[TheKingdom2000]

Me: Hey!!! Long time no talk.. Can I tap that?
Her: Who is this?

eff

[simsimi1004]

bump. this thread makes me horny i want moar

[Greenstoner]

bump. this thread makes me horny i want moar

wtf? makes you horny? seriously ???

[penner2k]

So she is calling herself a cheap whore.
She does "belong" to you as she is your girlfriend...


Reminds me of this chick I used to know... She would get pissed off and go off about the "random whores" I would fuck. I guess she didnt think that one through cuz at one point and from time to time she was one of those random whores.

[AzNightmare]

hahah this thread is hiliarious

bump. this thread makes me horny i want moar

wtf? Are you like 12 years old or something??

[8thcivic]

ME: so.. when can i tap that?
HER: when do u wanna die?
ME: i dontknow, so when can i?

she logged off after.

[JKam]

ME: so.. when can i tap that?
HER: when do u wanna die?
ME: i dontknow, so when can i?

she logged off after.

you're going to die becuase it'll be so good.

[raygunpk]

ME: so.. when can i tap that?
HER: when do u wanna die?
ME: i dontknow, so when can i?

she logged off after.

100% win

[1exotic]

bump. this thread makes me horny i want moar

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4926/mexicandatass.png

[mb_]

mb says (1:02AM):
****
.says (1:03 AM):
*YES?
mb says (1:03 AM):
*can i tap that
. (1:06 AM):
*LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
. (1:06 AM):
*can I ride that

[!Aznboi128]

...

[TRD Rs200]

so full of wins!

[sleazyho]

who woulda thought the direct method would work so well
im going to try this hahaha

[Alpine50]

Never knew this was still active lol, I remember I tryed it got rocked ha she did reply so I took that as a yes lol it's yet to happen.......
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[Ranterok]

me: soo b***** , when are you gonna let me tapp that?
her: Aha weird LOL that isnt a question to ask someone iduno ..
me:haha, its a perfectly fine question, soo are you gonna let me tapp it?
her:Aha noooppppee :)
me:hahah its a joke, and you suck =(
her:No remember i dont like too
me:how do you know you dont like it, when you havent tried it yet?


will edit with more when she replys
fuck i failed.

[FerrariEnzo]

me: hey sup
her: hello
me: can i ask you something
her: yea
me: CAN I TAP THAT!
her: huh? tap what?
me: you know.... THAT
her: what...
me: i wana tap that
her: what r u talking about.. are u drunk
me: im not drunk.. just wana tap that
her: didnt you do that last night??
me: ohhh shit wrong person.. sry
her: fuck you.. dnt txt me again

[BaoTurbo]

me: hey sup
her: hello
me: can i ask you something
her: yea
me: CAN I TAP THAT!
her: huh? tap what?
me: you know.... THAT
her: what...
me: i wana tap that
her: what r u talking about.. are u drunk
me: im not drunk.. just wana tap that
her: didnt you do that last night??
me: ohhh shit wrong person.. sry
her: fuck you.. dnt txt me again
LOLWUT?

[Ranterok]

Me

but ashley, when can i tapp that ;)?
2:55amAshley

lmao

keep dreaming ;p
2:56amMe

ouch =(
2:56amAshley

ahaha

nightt ;)
2:56amMe

goodnight

[Alpine50]

me: hey sup
her: hello
me: can i ask you something
her: yea
me: CAN I TAP THAT!
her: huh? tap what?
me: you know.... THAT
her: what...
me: i wana tap that
her: what r u talking about.. are u drunk
me: im not drunk.. just wana tap that
her: didnt you do that last night??
me: ohhh shit wrong person.. sry
her: fuck you.. dnt txt me again

LOL
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[twitchyzero]

bump :fullofwin:

[cliffhanger33]

On MSN:

her : whaddup

me: i gotta question

her: okay

me: when are u gna let me tap that

her: is this julian again
LOL

me: no its me
when are u gna let me tap that

her: LMFAO

me: i need an answer

her: what are you implying

me: tap that
like
tap that

her: no seriously
this ain't you

me: no im srs

her: text me then
if it is
LOL

EDIT/UPDATE:
(I DO not reply her anymore. Ten minutes later....)
her:
helllllllllllllooooo???

EDIT/2nd update (wow she texted me):
her: hey are u on msn =/?

[TOS'd]

On MSN:

her : whaddup

me: i gotta question

her: okay

me: when are u gna let me tap that

her: is this julian again
LOL

me: no its me
when are u gna let me tap that

her: LMFAO

me: i need an answer

her: what are you implying

me: tap that
like
tap that

her: no seriously
this ain't you

me: no im srs

her: text me then
if it is
LOL

EDIT/UPDATE:
(I DO not reply her anymore. Ten minutes later....)
her:
helllllllllllllooooo???

EDIT/2nd update (wow she texted me):
her: hey are u on msn =/?

Where the hell is part II. Text her the same question.

[anl27]

^^ she wants it

[6insomnia9]

Number 1:

Me: Hey , can i tap that?

Her : Yes? ;) LOL

Me: sweet.

Number 2:

Me: yeo

Her: sup?

Me: let me ask you a question

Her: ok , are you drunk?

Me : no, can i tap that ? LOLOLOL

Her: LOL do it then all talker

me: k tomorrow. bye.

[cliffhanger33]

Where the hell is part II. Text her the same question.

LOL didnt bother to reply :P

================================================== ======
Tried on another girl just a minute ago on msn whos in HK right now, this was funny:

her: HIHI
IM AT GLASSES SHOP in hK NOWW
IM BUYING GLASSES
RAY BANS

ME: lol I HV ONE TOOOO
hey anyway i hv a question

HER: ya??

Me:when are u gna let me tap that

HER: huh

when u gna let me tap that

HER: tap what

ME: tap that
that
THAT
LIKE tap that

HER: I dyed my hair
:D

ME: So can i tap that ? =(

HER: Whats that
LEE MIN HO? <----------------- WTF????


ME: WHAT?
can i tap that?
plzz

HER: tap water


FAIL LOL

[Prolowtone]

I need to try this with the girls i know on the other side of Canada LMAO. Might get a good answer for the next time i visit home...

[b0unce. [?]]

I tried that today to a friend. She basically laughed at me.

Me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: lol no comment

[Jegz]

Some of you guys need to screenshot your msns/fb chat or munch your bbm cuz alot of these can be just words .. :whistle: jus sayen

[cliffhanger33]

We could^
but then for msn it would show names and other privacy issues
Too much work to screen out the names etc
I guess Its k for phone screen shots tho
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[AlphaKappa]

^HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHH, I KNOW WHO THAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOL AHHAHAHAH

[XplicitLuder]

me : hi cutie
her : hi handsome
me : how are ya ? :)
her : im finee about to go out. How about you ?
me : good good chillin :D soo when you gonna let me tap that ?
her : never.
me : but i wanna tap that ;(
her : buy me food then okay
me : k baby <3

ps : FML SHE LIVES IN THE STATES, FML ID HIT IT IF I LIVED NEAR HER, FML IMA GO JERK IT

[dr.funk]

ON BBM

GIRL #1

ME: HEY
HER:???
HER:WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
ME:....
HER: YOU NOT GONNA ANSWER NOW???
HER DONT WASTE MY TIME
ME: UUHH
HER: WTF
ME: CAN I TAP THAT?
HER: WOW JUST WOW UR LIKE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH

DELTETED ME OFF BBM... =( FUNNY THING IS I FOUND THIS BB THIS MORNING AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO PLAY THIS GAME... LOL

GIRL#2

HER:ELLO MOTTO
ME:Hi =)
HER: WHAT TIME IS DINNER?
ME: CAN I TAP YOU?
HER:NO FOR REAL WHAT TIME IS DINNER?
ME: CAN I TAP YOU?
HER: OMG WHEN IS THE B DAY DINNER ASSHOLE
ME:CAN I TAP YOU?
HER:CAN YOU SHUT UP ?
ME: I WILL ANSWER ONE OF YOUR QUESTIONS
ME:NO
HER: *TROLL FACE*
ME:CAN I TAP YOU?
HER: FUCK FINE COEM OVER IN 30 MINS
ME:CAN I BRING A FRIEND TO WATCH?
HER: K UR A FUCKING FAG STFU AND TAP ME ALREADY
ME:SEE YOU THEN CUTIE

TRUE STORY IT AT FRIST IT FAILS JUST TRY TRY AGAIN LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[XplicitLuder]

me : hey can i tap that ?
her : tap what hmm?
me : that!
her : and what is that ?
me : you, duh
her : ha! why all of a sudden ? someone is drunk
me : no such thing, but srsly ;)
her : why u got christine
me : FUCK that didnt work

[RacePace]

Open with this line to soften them up: "I've had a crush on you for years"

[AlphaKappa]

brb going to buy a bb, this thread is gold :fuckthatshit:

[cliffhanger33]

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=7a52f4ba0d&view=att&th=131214a3d6c4cb9e&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw

she texted me asking if i was hacked after :fuckthatshit:

[Bahhbeehhaaaa]

YouTube - &#x202a;Can I Tap That MV&#x202c;&rlm;

:okay:

[spideyv2]

some of these girls asking 'what does tap that mean' are fuckin idiots lol

imma try this tomorrow

[XplicitLuder]

some of these girls asking 'what does tap that mean' are fuckin idiots lol

imma try this tomorrow

and you'd think they'd let us tap em .. :fulloffuck:

[Purely]

Open with this line to soften them up: "I've had a crush on you for years"

misc!

[TOS'd]

Pics of Christine, k.me : hey can i tap that ?
her : tap what hmm?
me : that!
her : and what is that ?
me : you, duh
her : ha! why all of a sudden ? someone is drunk
me : no such thing, but srsly ;)
her : why u got christine
me : FUCK that didnt work

[dealt]

me: hey can I tap that?
her: wtf no
me: bitch you gonna get raped then

[XplicitLuder]

Pics of Christine, k.

i dont want you all going to jail :fullofwin:

[Mercy]

Me: so when are you gonna let me tap that

Her: When ever u want heheh
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[AlphaKappa]

1st:
me: so when you gna let me tap that?
her: whenever, just punch me in the face i like it rough ;)

2nd:
me: would you let me tap that?
her: hahaa
me: so i'll take your laugh as a yes :)?
her: nopee
after a while..
me: so you gna let me tap that?
her: in your dreams
me: did that, now i want reality
her: still nooo
me: so you gna let me tap that?
no reply :okay:

[Psykopathik]

OK we need updates. who actually got some ass because of this thread?

[Mercy]

OK we need updates. who actually got some ass because of this thread?

Winner winner chicken dinner... In a couple hours. :fullofwin:
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[dealt]

Winner winner chicken dinner... In a couple hours. :fullofwin:
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pics or it didn't happen and I'm not talking about a screenshot of the convo.:troll:

[Alatar]

Winner winner chicken dinner... In a couple hours. :fullofwin:
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You hope to dine on chicken. You pray it's not fish.

[JesseBlue]

pics or it didn't happen and I'm not talking about a screenshot of the convo.:troll:
you wanna see his ass eh?

[twitchyzero]

me: hey can I tap that?
her: wtf no
me: bitch you gonna get raped then

not sure why i am thanking this:whistle:

[Leopold Stotch]

not sure why i am thanking this:whistle:

me neither, but i had a good laugh.

[spideyv2]

me: hey can I tap that?
her: wtf no
me: bitch you gonna get raped then

this one's the charmer

http://chanarchive.org/content/50_b/150952608/1249591872591.jpg

[JSALES]

me: Can I tap that?
her: ??
me: ;) what do you think?
her: Are you drunk?
me: ..is that a yes?

no reply after

[Leopold Stotch]

this one's the charmer

http://chanarchive.org/content/50_b/150952608/1249591872591.jpg

Don't forget their new hit
"Don't make this rape turn into a Murder"

[sonick]

Bump. Somebody try this:

http://i.imgur.com/DEJkQ.jpg

[fd3]

LOL imma try this today

[hotjoint]

:lol

[!e.lo_]

me: what r u up to?
her: Draaank lol Cause I'm off tomorrow
me: Awesome. So, can I tap that?
her: What? :|
me: Can I tap that?
her: Tap what? :|

:okay:

[The_AK]

So I messaged you just to chat but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

[truth]

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