[3xta]

me: hey
her: heyy
me: whats up
her: nothing about to go to cold stone with my sis
me: word, i gotta question
her: alright what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: haha. not any time soon
me: why not baby girl?
her: cuz i got me a boo
me: it dont matter about that, its just about me you and one night of fun. that not difficult
her: yea it is lol
me: hows it difficult? jus forget about your boo. bring your sister along too


----

me:aye when you gonna let me tap dat
her:what the hell?
me:i need an answer
her:im confused
me:confused? when you gonna let me tap dat
her:um why are you bein an ass?
me:im not im just askin a question
her:well its a rude one...
me: ok
her:and u havent talked to me in months so yea..
me:fine

-----

Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.



post your results

[03aspec]

It must have been a long time since you've had some nookie eh?

[liu13]

heh, i wish i had a disposable female frd to do that to

[3xta]

just do it, man up

[Meowjin]

You're last one is word for word from another forum. Fail.

[d1]

I just read an exact thread like this on another forum.

[Razor Ramon HG]

Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay

[Presto]

^^

I lol'd

[Harvey Specter]

Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay

LOL. :haha:

[shenmecar]

Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay

WTF?!?! :haha:

[CanadaGoose]

Me: Hey babe can i tap that?

Her: Hahah tap what??

Me: You knoww, tap that!

Her: Hahaha I know who wouldn't =) What you been up to lately neway?

Me: Tapping hotties that look like you, and calling them your name

Her: Hahahaha whatever! So you been slutting around then lately??

Me: Only on days that end with a Y. So can i tap that?


No answer...gonna go take a shower. hopefully she's considering and replies back hahahaha

[tonyvu]

Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay

LOLOLOLOL :haha:

[Inaii]

Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay

Best reply ever.

[MR_BIGGS]

Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay

Post of the day..:haha:

[CanadaGoose]

LOOOOLOLOL I got a reply back

Her: Whoaa somebodys horny Lol ummm do I seem kinda slutty to you? But I'm not gonna say no hahaha

hahahaha yeee boyyy

[ChyahGT]

wow. good shit!

[FiveDime]

me: sup girly, so you gonna let me tap that
Her: only if you hate fuck me

[yellowpower]

me: sup girly, so you gonna let me tap that
Her: only if you hate fuck me


LOL

[JSilver]

me: sup girly, so you gonna let me tap that
Her: only if you hate fuck me

She's knows what up. :thumbsup:

[Soundy]

Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Him: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Him: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay

Fixed.

[Soundy]

LOOOOLOLOL I got a reply back

Her: Whoaa somebodys horny Lol ummm do I seem kinda slutty to you? But I'm not gonna say no hahaha

hahahaha yeee boyyy

Keep us updated!

[JSilver]

Me: You gonna let me tap that?
Her: What?
Me: You gonna let me tap that shiet or what?
Her: Thats the douchest thing I've heard you say
Me: Awww your hurt.
Her: Hahah
Her: You're hurt!!!
Her: That was terrible

... Maybe I'll try another girl.

[CanadaGoose]

LOLOLL

[edited out]

[1990TSI]

me: bitch can I tap that
her: only if I can drive ur car
me: not gonna happen, you're a woman
her: you let candice drive your car!
me: can I tap tht?
her: who? me or her? I confused
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



True story

[FiveDime]

She's knows what up. :thumbsup:


haha obviously im going to pay her a visit tonight.


Thanks 3xta this thread is going to get me laid!

[Durrann1984]

LOOOOLOLOL I got a reply back

Her: Whoaa somebodys horny Lol ummm do I seem kinda slutty to you? But I'm not gonna say no hahaha

hahahaha yeee boyyy

yeee ENDLESS! ENDLESSS!! ENDLESS!!!
updates man

[1990TSI]

different girl

me: oh hai! what doing?
her: going to the shady
me: can I tap that?
her: uhhhhhh wth
me: u know what I mean
her: uhhhhh no thx
me: u can drive my car!
her: stop txting me ur an ass
me:fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
her: I said stop, ur drunk already and i don't want to deal with you
me: can I tap that?


no answer yet, and she's quite the txter. I think I'm 0/2 tonight. time to go to the shady!

[tonyvu]

me: Sup
her: heyyy
me: what you up to?
her: nm u?
me: bored...
her: find something to do!
me: so when you going to let me tap that?
her: ......huh?
me: can i tap that?
her: talk to me later...


haha wow never thought i'd get a response like that ahha

[alex.w *//]

Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay

LOL :lol

[Vansterdam]

^ :bowrofl:

[ChyahGT]

LOL this thread is gold!

[Soundy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT3_UCm1A5I

[J____]

her: harro
me: can i tap that
her: tap?
me: can i tap that
her: what's that mean o.O
me: you dont know what tap that means? google it
her: just tell me geez
me: cant
her: wutevers
me: r u googling it?
her: nop, too lazy
me: omg, it's slang for "to bang"
her: like tap that ass?
me: yes
her: well you said it outta no where, the context didnt make sense
me: ... ok so i ask you again, can i tap that?
her: tap the harro??......... go ahead.
me: ...............................


U___________U"

[jigga250]

her: harro



wtf

[d1]

wtf

It's peter chao

[choda]

Me: so when can i tap dat?
Her: thought it wasn't good...
Me: ya well sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures ;)
Her: wow
Me: I'm just joking babes...you know that...but seriously...when do i get to tap dat?
Her: You should really admit i wasn't the bad one...then maybe
Me: i never said you were the bad one...i always took the blame
Her: sure sweet cheeks
Me: ok ok you were the best i ever had...like the song says...ok?
Her: now you're straight up lying
Me: holy shit your annoying...all i wanna do is tap dat...its a yes or no answer
Her: you know the answer
Me: ok...when you coming over?
Her: HA
Me: that's not a time
Her: you had your chance
Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[TheKingdom2000]

Me- Hey Can I tap that?
GF- Not tonight lover, I'm out with the girls

Me- Come on, Can I tap that?
GF- I don't know when i'm going to be done

Me- Please, Can I tap that?
GF- [name] Seriously, it might be too late

Me- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I TAP THAT
GF- Okay geese, Maybe later..but just in case we do can you whatever first just in case...

Me- ...
GF- ...I guess you can't tap that.. haha love you [name]

On tuesday we had sex and no joke I cummed after 10seconds. I don't know what was going on... but the "whatever" she is referring to is me jacking off before, so i'll last longer...

FML

edit;one of my friends.

me- When are you going to let me tap that
girl- Excuse me?!

me- ...When are you going to let me tap that?
girl- Tap what exactly?

me- you know, tap that
girl- Haha wtf! R u Drunk?!

me- no, i just want to know when you would let me tap that
girl- Tap WHAT? or who?

me- you, i thought it was obvious?
girl- Hahaha is this a joke you fool?! Very funny...

me- no, i'm being serious. When?
girl- Whenever u want.

.. she wants me!!!

[Jackygor]

*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
hey
when are u gonna let me tap that?
a, sweetie♥ says:
LMAO?!
huhuhuhuhuhuh
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you going to let me tap that?
a, sweetie♥ says:
iun get it
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
get what
a, sweetie♥ says:
what do u mean
LOL
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you going to let me tap that?
a, sweetie♥ says:
yea
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when?

... long silence...
a, sweetie♥ says:
LOLOLOL I UNO WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT.



-------------------- round 2 --------------------

*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
hey
when are you going to let me tap that?
betty says:
ew
damn perv
go back to perv land
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
okay its just a joke LOL
"rule is. send "when are you going to let me tap that?" to random girl on ur msn list and see wat u get "
hahhaha
read that somewhere
and decided to try it LOL
betty says:
lol liar I know you want me
betty says:
oooh speechless with shock cause know you know I can mind read
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
LOL
LEAVE ME ALONE U PERV

----------- round 3 --------------

*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
Hey
When are you gonna let me tap that?
na* says:
what?
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you gonna let me tap that?
na* says:
..
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
??
so??
does the silence mean it's coming soon?









LOL!..

*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
hey lisa
- leeesa says:
meow
whats up?
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you gonna let me tap that?
- leeesa says:
tap what.
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
that.
- leeesa says:
tap water
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
no
- leeesa says:
= tappuchino
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
that
- leeesa says:
that
my penis?
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
oh shit ur aguy?

lol my friend's

[Culture_Vulture]

first attempt:
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: LOL ure terrible
me: I know, but I still need an answer

no reply afterwards...I guess I sexually harass her too much on a regular basis for her to take anything seriously from me

second attempt:
me: when are we gonna get together?
her: I finish my exams on the 9th
me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what?
me: tap that.
her: ...what's that?
me: tap your ass.
her: omg no lol douchebag
me: can I have your sister's number?

no reply.

THEN I tried her sister:
me: alyson won't let me tap that.
her: tap what?
me: tap that. can I tap that with you?

after a while
me: I'll take your silence as a yes. I'll pick you up later tonight.
her: omg no lol

[Culture_Vulture]

damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.

[ChyahGT]

Girl No.1
hi, my name is william. says:
wuts up

Jessica. says:
hott

hi, my name is william. says:
lol
so hey, can i tap that?

Jessica. says:
huh

hi, my name is william. says:
yea, can i tap that?

Jessica. says:
wat does that mean

hi, my name is william. says:
ughh... tap that.. as in.. tap it? lol

Jessica. says:
i m sooo confused lol

hi, my name is william. says:
dont worry, just let me tap that, and ull understand later

Jessica. says:
...wtf explain

hi, my name is william. says:
tap your ass

Jessica. says:
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
can i take your "lol" response as a yes?

Jessica. says:
.... ur funni

hi, my name is william. says:
now your getting me confused..
can you confirm the answer? =D

Jessica. says:
ur question is confusing

hi, my name is william. says:
kk lemme try agen.
hey, so when are u gonna lemme tap that?

[10mins of waiting]
....

Jessica. says:
lol one day

hi, my name is william. says:
O_O!
lets make it tonight. ill pick you up!
lol

Jessica. says:
tmr night
hi, my name is william. says:
for real? swweeeeeet

Jessica. says:
llol

Girl No.2
hi, my name is william. said:
yo assface

* Tasha. studying. says:
yoo butt ugly

hi, my name is william. says:
can i tap that?

* Tasha. studying. says:
tap what?
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
that.

* Tasha. studying. says:
that as in what?

hi, my name is william. says:
tap that. as in that.

* Tasha. studying. says:
im confused
im slow so stop confusing me lol

hi, my name is william. says:
tap your ass
=D

* Tasha. studying. says:
nopeee
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
aww, common!

* Tasha. studying. says:
nopee
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
not even once?

* Tasha. studying. says:
never
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
fml

[Ch28]

LOOOOLOLOL I got a reply back

Her: Whoaa somebodys horny Lol ummm do I seem kinda slutty to you? But I'm not gonna say no hahaha

hahahaha yeee boyyy

:bowdown:

[ChyahGT]

hi, my name is william. says:
hey

ann says:
helllooo


hi, my name is william. says:
Whhhaaatchaaaa doing?

ann says:
nothingg sitting here
i hate this weather ><

hi, my name is william. says:
haha same.. its so hot. it got me thinking..
can i tap that?

ann says:
are you okay ?

hi, my name is william. says:
lol yeah, why?

ann says:
youre hilarious
is this even willy ?

hi, my name is william. says:
yeah... -__-;;
so, can i tap that?

ann says:
ughhh no ?
i tihnk the heat got to your head =|

hi, my name is william. says:
awww, once? pelase please please please please!
[silence..]

hi, my name is william. says:
can i take your silence as a yes? =D

ann says:
hahha
no

hi, my name is william. says:
damn, fml

[Soundy]

damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.

DO IT.

[carisear]

damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.

my guy friends would give me better than the female friends i've msgd so far.

[Culture_Vulture]

DO IT.
can I tap that?

[1990TSI]

okay okay. back from the bar. I'm going to re-create my 2nd attepmt and see how it gors. bearwith me here guys

me: hay baby, what the hell are u doijng
her: I told u earlier to stop txting me, you've been drinking!
me: I miss u so much baby, can I tap that shit form behind like I used ot\//
her: seriously stop, you have a problem, leave me alone
me: revscnee toldme to ask u to hit it from something I forget
her: we broke up cuz u loved cars more than me, stop talking about revscene.
me: show us your tits!!!!!!!!

still waiting for her reply :( it's been a while :(

I kinda wish I was making this up.

[Girl]

LOL A couple of guys off RS text me asking me that...I was so confused. They even offered to talk about my feelings and cuddle!

---my turn----

#1: That ass?

#2: Not tonight. Too hot.

#3: A week from tuesday???
Only when there's lots of friends around? Sharing a keg is a happy occasion!
Me: No no i want it now [insert name]. Like right now.
Him: Patience grasshopper...
Hmm, beer WOULD be pretty nice right now
Me: Fine i'll bring u an ice cold beer if i can tap that
Him: I don't have a bong, actually yah I do.
Me: No that's not what I want
Him: A keg?


#4:
tap what?
Me: uh...are u kidding me?
him: me?
him: !!! dude! talk to me!
me: YES
him: really?
wtf
u had al this time
what got into you?
DUDE
focus on the matter at hand!!

[Culture_Vulture]

can I tap that as well?

[1990TSI]

poor girl, still has to pay for sex.

[Culture_Vulture]

a couple from another forum

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Who is this?
Me: That's not important right now. I just picked a random number to ask this question.

2 minutes later a man calls my cell..

Him: Do you know what time it is you fucking idiot?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Him: ... What? (hangs up)


Just started and got this one

Me: hey, so when you gone' let me tap that?
Her: haha nevar, Is taken....
Me: come on baby, i know your pool capacity ain't just 1
Her: unfortunately it is
Me: no vacancy no problem
Her: fuck you

[Culture_Vulture]

another one from a while ago:

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what?
me: have sex
her: ...
me: tonight? tomorrow?
her: since you're being so rude, never.
me: so I could have tapped that?

no response.

[JSALES]

maybe i'll try this later, hopefully some girls don't think of me as an asshole haha

[1990TSI]

maybe i'll try this later, hopefully some girls don't think of me as an asshole haha

u must know girls with low self esteem, they're perfect for this

[Girl]

poor girl, still has to pay for sex.

I tried to pay you and you still rejected me!! WTH. Guess ya'll don't like butch women.

[k2_alpha]

Girl 1
me:hey
girl:hello
me:can i tap that?
girl:tap what?
me:ahh your body?
girl:like have sex?
me:no i wanted to tap your sink.....
girl:huh? im confused, i thought you meant sex
me:sex is not a bad idea
girl:yeah it is fun
me:so i can tap that?
girl:yeah
me:for real? sweet ill be over
girl:kk call me when you are outside
me:oh shit!!!!


Girl 2
Me:so whats up?
girl:nothing, im dieing in this heat
me:i know how to make it hotter, all you have to do is say yes!
girl:sure, what?
me:can i tap that?
girl:no
me:why not?
girl:im not into guys
me:WHAT?
girl:i like my people with no penises....
me: ahhh fuck.....
girl: yeah, if i start to like guys you will be the first to know.
me: ok.....



Girl 3 is the gf of a buddy

Me:can i tap that?
girl:sure
me:when?
girl:ahh (name of buddy) is leaving for work at 4
me: ok ill be over at 4:30ish
girl:sure, just knock..

i dunno if she knows what is up... or she is a cheating slut....
it is my turn to be lost...

[PavelGTR]

Girl 1
me:hey
girl:hello
me:can i tap that?
girl:tap what?
me:ahh your body?
girl:like have sex?
me:no i wanted to tap your sink.....
girl:huh? im confused, i thought you meant sex
me:sex is not a bad idea
girl:yeah it is fun
me:so i can tap that?
girl:yeah
me:for real? sweet ill be over
girl:kk call me when you are outside
me:oh shit!!!!

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e34/JennaBarn32/Borat.gif

[ws6ta]

LOL I thought this would be fun since I'm baked...too bad :( lol

ricky says:
hey
x says:
Heyyy
ricky says:
when are you gonna let me tap that
x says:
What?
ricky says:
when are you gonna let me tap that
x says:
What do you mean by tap that?
ricky says:
stop playing games when you gonna let me tap that ass
x says:
LOL you must be drunk
ricky says:
when you gonna let me tap that shit
x says:
who is this?
ricky says:
ricky
x says:
Are you high?
ricky says:
yah but i wanna tap that even if i wasn't
x says:
Wheres Ricky?
ricky says:
this is ricky
x says:
No it isn't I'm calling you answer if it is!

then my phone started ringing...

[TigerSY]

damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.

Damn. This post just took a turn for the worse :[

[Culture_Vulture]

Damn. This post just took a turn for the worse :[
can I tap that?

[elkayem]

Me: so do you go on revscene?
Her: Nope why?
Me: Oh nothing, cuz it's awesomeness hahaha. So...how was your day?
Her: LOL I go on sometimes, rarely tho. my day was ok boring as usual. you neh
Me: aren't you a car sexual girl hahaa? boring? I'll make it more fun for you ;)
Her: hehhee i learn lots about cars. trying to learn about whats under the hood
Me: there's something called an engine
Her: I know lol
Me: it turns you on eh
Her: yes

lalalalalala
question time

Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tap what?
Me: Tap that
Her: tap lei gor tau (tap your head in cantonese. I don't know how to explain what it means in english terms but it's kinda sarcastic answer kinda thing)
Me: no! When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: mo yeh for you to tap (Nothing for you to tap)
Me: awww :(
HEr: hahahhaha i am a boy...deep down =D
Me: it's k. I'd still tap that. So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: yuck! your gay?
Me: just for you
Her: hahahahah


I failed.
_____________________________________

So this girl has been wanting it from me before...so I decided to try on her.

Her:
[name]
lol
so how was ur daaayy 8-)
Me:
very hot.
don't change the topic!
when you gonna let me tap that?
*
Her:
*lol
*im still holding onto the rain cheque :)
Me:
*what's rain cheque
Her:
*lol get it next time
Me:
*what does that mean!
Her:
*haha iuno i dun want it..
*at least not right now
Me:
*then...
*when?

*She goes offline*

FML!

___________________________


Me: Hey! you gonna let me tap that?
....no reply for almost 45 mins

Her: hey sorry i was playing dota... whats up?

Me: HAha, it's ok. You're a dota addict anyway, so when you gonna let me tap that?

...long ass silence again.

I give up.

[chinook79]

me: Are u gonna let me tap that?
her: tap wat? U want a pair of shoes to tap dance?

me: U know what I mean so u gonna let me tap that?
her: Yah baby... bring ur walet k

[Alpine50]

lol i gotta give this a try ahahah

[Soundy]

#3: A week from tuesday???
Only when there's lots of friends around? Sharing a keg is a happy occasion!
Me: No no i want it now [insert name]. Like right now.
Him: Patience grasshopper...
Hmm, beer WOULD be pretty nice right now
Me: Fine i'll bring u an ice cold beer if i can tap that
Him: I don't have a bong, actually yah I do.
Me: No that's not what I want
Him: A keg?

:facepalm: guys can be so thick...

[JHuJHu]

Me: so do you go on revscene?
Her: Nope why?
Me: Oh nothing, cuz it's awesomeness hahaha. So...how was your day?
Her: LOL I go on sometimes, rarely tho. my day was ok boring as usual. you neh
Me: aren't you a car sexual girl hahaa? boring? I'll make it more fun for you ;)
Her: hehhee i learn lots about cars. trying to learn about whats under the hood
Me: there's something called an engine
Her: I know lol
Me: it turns you on eh
Her: yes

lalalalalala
question time

Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tap what?
Me: Tap that
Her: tap lei gor tau (tap your head in cantonese. I don't know how to explain what it means in english terms but it's kinda sarcastic answer kinda thing)
Me: no! When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: mo yeh for you to tap (Nothing for you to tap)
Me: awww :(
HEr: hahahhaha i am a boy...deep down =D
Me: it's k. I'd still tap that. So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: yuck! your gay?
Me: just for you
Her: hahahahah


I failed.
_____________________________________

So this girl has been wanting it from me before...so I decided to try on her.

Her:
[name]
lol
so how was ur daaayy 8-)
Me:
very hot.
don't change the topic!
when you gonna let me tap that?
*
Her:
*lol
*im still holding onto the rain cheque :)
Me:
*what's rain cheque
Her:
*lol get it next time
Me:
*what does that mean!
Her:
*haha iuno i dun want it..
*at least not right now
Me:
*then...
*when?

*She goes offline*

FML!

___________________________


Me: Hey! you gonna let me tap that?
....no reply for almost 45 mins

Her: hey sorry i was playing dota... whats up?

Me: HAha, it's ok. You're a dota addict anyway, so when you gonna let me tap that?

...long ass silence again.

I give up.
Oh shit dota ftw.

[hotjoint]

haha this thread is awesome

[Vancouver240sx]

this thread makes me wish I was single to see what chicks would be down

rich

[danny_d19]

original thread: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

[Soundy]

this thread makes me wish I was single to see what chicks would be down

Hey, nobody says you have to follow through! I mean, look at k2_alpha... :haha:

[Soundy]

original thread: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

Ahahaha, some good stuff there...

Me: ...So when can I tap that?
Her: How about text me next time when i'm not with my boyfriend ****er...
Me: Tonight?
Her: We will see.

Alabama version:
Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
Her: Sure..?
Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
Her: Shane... Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question

no response.. lol

[fsy82]

Me: Hey
Her: yes
Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Yes

lol...that was easy

[Soundy]

Me: Hey
Her: yes
Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Yes

lol...that was easy

What's that number again?

[fsy82]

What's that number again?

you will never know...haha

[Soundy]

http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/easy-button.jpg

[Nightwalker]

I tried to pay you and you still rejected me!! WTH. Guess ya'll don't like butch women.

I'd give you the RS discount

[hotjoint]

Me: Hey
Her: yes
Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Yes

lol...that was easy

nice and easy

[boss_clad]

think this line works for anyone?

depends on what kind of guy you are. if you're sexy and got game, then this should work wonders.

if you're just randomly txt'n a buncha girls with "can i tap that?", then you're just gonna come off as a creeper for sure.


and i'm sure the girls who succumb to that bullshit line is just another fugly slut who couldn't get dick otherwise.


good idea 3xtra, you're the official go-to guy for repelling hot girls.

[underscore]

epic wins, will try this later and post back

[Soundy]

lulz...
Me: Hey bebe when can I tap dat?
Her: wtf ur already inside of me put ur phone away
Me: oh shiiattttt

[Chairman Kaga]

loving the success stories :bowdown:

[Gumby]

In this weather, I don't feel like tapping...

[PDKGD3]

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
So when are you going to let me tap that?

She says:
LMFAOO !
OMG
*insert my name*<3333

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
*insert her name*<33333

She says:
OMGGGG
HOW ARE YOU ?!
where have you been in all my life ?!

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
Right here! Waiting for you

She says:
haha
awww ;]
smoooooth , i like ;]

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
So when am I going to get some of that?

She says:
LOL
ha
when you`re in the states ;]
DUHHH homie ;]

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
I'll hold you to that one

She says:
HAHA
suree ;]

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[shenmecar]

In this weather, I don't feel like tapping...

lol too hot to tap?

[elkayem]

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
So when are you going to let me tap that?

She says:
LMFAOO !
OMG
*insert my name*<3333

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
*insert her name*<33333

She says:
OMGGGG
HOW ARE YOU ?!
where have you been in all my life ?!

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
Right here! Waiting for you

She says:
haha
awww ;]
smoooooth , i like ;]

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
So when am I going to get some of that?

She says:
LOL
ha
when you`re in the states ;]
DUHHH homie ;]

k|Spec ·´¯`·- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
I'll hold you to that one

She says:
HAHA
suree ;]

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
YEUHH!

[Durrann1984]

In this weather, I don't feel like tapping...

is there something wrong with u boy?

[Alatar]

Me: hey
Me: So when do I get to tap that?
*long pause*
Me: I guess that's my answer...
Her: lol
Me: :(
Her: well... i'm trying to be a 'good girl' lol
Me: How's that working out for ya
Her: so far, it's been pretty good
Me: So, no tappage? :(
Her: unfortunately... no
Her: sorry

[!Tigger]

®aymond: so when can i tap that
Girl: tap what!!!!
®aymond: you know tap that ass
Girl: anytime lol
®aymond: How about now?

[k2_alpha]

this thread makes me wish I was single to see what chicks would be down

rich

Hey, nobody says you have to follow through! I mean, look at k2_alpha... :haha:

im not single....
far from it.
If your relationship can't handle a joke here and there, you should quit.

[Chairman Kaga]

Me: hey
Me: So when do I get to tap that?
*long pause*
Me: I guess that's my answer...
Her: lol
Me: :(
Her: well... i'm trying to be a 'good girl' lol
Me: How's that working out for ya
Her: so far, it's been pretty good
Me: So, no tappage? :(
Her: unfortunately... no
Her: sorry

®aymond: so when can i tap that
Girl: tap what!!!!
®aymond: you know tap that ass
Girl: anytime lol
®aymond: How about now?

what a difference

raymond got it so easy hahahaha

[Inaii]

Me: so when you gonna let me tap that? ;)
Him: lol wtf
Me: when?
Him: um never?
Me: awwww =[

--------------------------------------------

Me: [name]! Baby! When you gonna let me tap that huh?
Him: Right now would be an amazing time!
Me: Ok! See you shortly!

---------------------------------------------------

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that ;)
Her: You wanna tap what now? so confused???
Me: You know, tap that
Her: i didn't know you a) had a penis and b)swung that way

no reply from me since I couldn't stop laughing.

I <3 this game!

[ChyahGT]

So this morning i was txting her, and so i've decided to pull another RSLOL thing....
blah blah blah blah... here is where it gets interesting..

me: im actually in bed.. lol
her: What?!?!?! its 1pm!!! let's switch lives! i have to do the laundry :( haha
me: LOL sucker. got a lot of them dirty underwear eh?
her: EWWWW no! but i bet can find lots in your pile of clothes! dirty boy
me: Lol that actually means im clean cz i change em often!! ha! u fell for my trick question! meaning u re use yurs over n over again!! tsk tsk
her: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... SHUTUP not true!
me: Bahhahahaahahha caught red handed..! bet u were like " oh fuck wth! he knows now!"
her: hahaha no! tats gross i so do not do that. you're disturbing.
me: lol. its ok *name*, your secret is safe with me.. for now >: )
her: shut up jerk! keep sleeping im gonna murder u in your sleep!
me: hahahah hey do u kno what revscene is?
her: Yeah i do why
me: Do u go on and read the stuff?
her: Nope i don't. is there something interesting on there?
me: no just wondering...
me: Oh ya, can i tap that?
her: Hahaha so random why would u wonder about that
her: tap what? youre such a loser
me: tap... that. lol
me: can i take your silence as a yes, come here baby?
her: no! what are u talking bout? are we even speaking enlish right now?
me: lol wut? so can i tap it?
her: tap what? k im gonna stop talking to u, u make no sense!
me: lol tap your ass..?
her: How bout i kick ur ass
me: lol aw common. lemme tap that shit@!!!! lol
her: no! your sick bye!
me: LOL your boring... and im a failure
her: hahahhaa well u should alrdy determine its a failure even before attemping to do it. caamon like do u own a mirror? who would want to tappppp that? seriously look at yourself
me: everyday when i look in the mirror i pop a boner.. thats where my morning wood comes from...
so when are u gonna let me tap that?
her: hahaha ohh man i so do not want to continue this disturbing convo. like seriously its sooo sick hahah i don't wanna picture it
me: looool! ya u go n try to stop imagining me posing in front of the mirrior with my clean underwear. hahahah fuuuuck its hawwt!!
her: stop swearing!! i retired from swearing your becoming a stumbling block =(
me: what? retired from swearing....? i feel bad for your tounge
her: Lol no its actually pretty good =) try it =) anywhooo im gonna do the laundry now smell ya later stinky poo
me: holy cow u are a slow cow.. lol ok ttyl

i got owned... :( and shes a cutie too... :( fml

[oinkoinkpig]

me: hey
her: heyy
me: whats up
her: nothing about to go to cold stone with my sis
me: word, i gotta question
her: alright what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: haha. not any time soon
me: why not baby girl?
her: cuz i got me a boo
me: it dont matter about that, its just about me you and one night of fun. that not difficult
her: yea it is lol
me: hows it difficult? jus forget about your boo. bring your sister along too


----

me:aye when you gonna let me tap dat
her:what the hell?
me:i need an answer
her:im confused
me:confused? when you gonna let me tap dat
her:um why are you bein an ass?
me:im not im just askin a question
her:well its a rude one...
me: ok
her:and u havent talked to me in months so yea..
me:fine

-----

Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.



post your results

You totally jacked that from hypebeast

[Nanaki]

Me: so when can i tap that?

Her: this weekend

Me: DONE

true story!

[ChyahGT]

Me: so when can i tap that?

Her: this weekend

Me: DONE

true story!

lucky b*tch

[Nanaki]

haha :P

[skyxx]

Me says:
Hey Hannah

Hannah says:
yea??

Me:
Can I tap that?

Hannah says:
BAHAHHAHA
WHAT ?
lol

Me says:
So can i tap that?
What's with this silence? I'll assume it's a yes.
I'll pick you up in 10

Hannah says:
lol
in 10 ??
O_O

Me says
So can i tap that?

Hannah says:
sure
-.-

SUCCESS.....

[raygunpk]

looks like the direct method works after all

[elkayem]

Me says:
Hey Hannah

Hannah says:
yea??

Me:
Can I tap that?

Hannah says:
BAHAHHAHA
WHAT ?
lol

Me says:
So can i tap that?
What's with this silence? I'll assume it's a yes.
I'll pick you up in 10

Hannah says:
lol
in 10 ??
O_O

Me says
So can i tap that?

Hannah says:
sure
-.-

SUCCESS.....
HAhahaah!

[3xta]

think this line works for anyone?

depends on what kind of guy you are. if you're sexy and got game, then this should work wonders.

if you're just randomly txt'n a buncha girls with "can i tap that?", then you're just gonna come off as a creeper for sure.


and i'm sure the girls who succumb to that bullshit line is just another fugly slut who couldn't get dick otherwise.


good idea 3xtra, you're the official go-to guy for repelling hot girls.

yea bro, keep riding my cock.

[kknater]

Me: so...... ella
ella: so..... waylen
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
ella: HAHA, you already did, i'm preg remember?
Me:right.....
ella: :)

(shes actually not pregnant)

[quasi]

What an awesome thread.

[elkayem]

yea bro, keep riding my cock.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Fucking busted + owned.

[cho]

[QUOTE=;6530153]girl 2
me:when you gonna let me tap that
her:so you tell me your over me and that you dont like me.yell at me for saying i love you(i really didnt) and then ask me when ill let you tap that?
me:yes
her:wow your an ***
me:i bet your turned on though right?
her:**** you[QUOTE]

[Ilagon]

I told my friend to do it. This is how his conversation went:

Amigo: So when are you gonna let me hit that?

Her: You can hit it when I get back :). Be here on the 14th.

Amigo: Nice one....can't wait to go to the gingerbread house and taste the nookie...cough...I mean cookie :)

Her: Spare me the thought. You know you can get it either way.

I guess straight to the point does work!!

[avinayyar]

me: when you gonna let me tap dat
her: excuse me?
me: i need an answer
her: hey, don't ever txt or call or msg me. You are a fucking joke. Peace out.

wtf revscene?!!

[underscore]

^ harshest response yet

[liu13]

me: when you gonna let me tap dat
her: excuse me?
me: i need an answer
her: hey, don't ever txt or call or msg me. You are a fucking joke. Peace out.

wtf revscene?!!

hilarious

[Armind]

This thread is pure entertainment :haha:

[JulyZerg]

^^ ROFL ROFL

[cobra_commander]

haha this is awesome!

[3xta]

me: when you gonna let me tap dat
her: excuse me?
me: i need an answer
her: hey, don't ever txt or call or msg me. You are a fucking joke. Peace out.

wtf revscene?!!

:cry:

[GordonTse]

Me
so anyways, when are you gonna let me tap that? 7:55pm

Her
excuse me? 7:55pm

Me
when are you gonna let me tap that? 7:56pm

Her
never... 7:56pm


SHUT DOWN! i barely know this chick and only met a few times.

[Benz_05TSX]

me says:
so can i tap that?
girl says:
tap what?
Me says:
you know
me says:
your dirty ass?
girl says:
hahahahhahaa
girl says:
my ass is clean!
girl says:
i shower this morning
me says:
oh i see but can i tap it?
girl says:
sure
girl says:
any time baby
me says:
LOL!
Me says:
that's awesome so when can I come over
girl says:
right now?
Me says:
ok brt

[skyxx]

^Wait what? How does a Gay guy have game!!!! I'm baffled......

[urrh]

^ don't you know. girls have a secret challenge to turn gay guys straight

[Girl]

Me: So when can I tap that?
Me: I'll take the no response as a yes then?
Him: Do you always get your pickup lines from RS? Try to be a bit more original next time.

[Ch28]

me: hey, what are you up to tonight?
her: got a meeting
me: was going to ask if you wanted to go out for drinks
her: next time :)
me: hmm...so when can i tap it?
her: ...my ass?
me: yup!
her: we'll go for drinks next time and kill the sexual tension with a night of drunken making out and go from there :)
me: deal!

[chouchou]

me: hey, what are you up to tonight?
her: got a meeting
me: was going to ask if you wanted to go out for drinks
her: next time :)
me: hmm...so when can i tap it?
her: ...my ass?
me: yup!
her: we'll go for drinks next time and kill the sexual tension with a night of drunken making out and go from there :)
me: deal!

*bows down*

[SkunkWorks]

It worked.

Thanks RS for the action.

[carisear]

Me: So when can I tap that?
Me: I'll take the no response as a yes then?
Him: Do you always get your pickup lines from RS? Try to be a bit more original next time.

rofl. rs has *THE BEST* lines. your friend sucks.

[Soundy]

Me: So when can I tap that?
Me: I'll take the no response as a yes then?
Him: Do you always get your pickup lines from RS? Try to be a bit more original next time.

http://www.funnystuffblog.com/images/granny-owned.jpg

[Qmx323]

Me: Hey babe when can I tap that?
Her: Whats "tap that" mean????
Me: Its a physical activity where 2 mature people show they care for each other, don't u care for me? I care for u... a lot.
Her: Um yeah but u still didn't tell me what it means...
Me: It means we fuck, basically.
Her: oo.....ummm
Me: So yes? I'll be there in 15 mins, maybe 20 mins i have to pick up a condom at 7-11.
Her: riiight.

[avinayyar]

Me: Hey babe when can I tap that?
Her: Whats "tap that" mean????
Me: Its a physical activity where 2 mature people show they care for each other, don't u care for me? I care for u... a lot.
Her: Um yeah but u still didn't tell me what it means...
Me: It means we fuck, basically.
Her: oo.....ummm
Me: So yes? I'll be there in 15 mins, maybe 20 mins i have to pick up a condom at 7-11.
Her: riiight.
lol...

[murd0c]

damm it does work hahahaha

me:hey sexything whats goin on?
her: tired just got off work
me: tired? so can I still tap that tho?
her: ummm wtf????
me: what =)
her: what are you talking about?
me: I was thinking about you today and I want to tap that fine ass
her: Ummm what about ****
me: what about ****
her: your right give me 45mins kiss kiss

[= A z n [X] =]

10:30am

ME: hey you!!
ME: yes you.. the one still lying there
HER: Zzzzzz
ME: so when can i tap that.
HER: haha wut?
ME: u know tap that..
HER: dont know
ME: omg tap that ass stupidd..

no reply

ME: i'll take this no response as a yes.. i'll be over in 10 mins
HER: hahahaha ok hurry im waiting..

[ghosty]

me so can i tap that

her LOL.. uhhhhhhh.. if u want

:D

[Soundy]

me so can i tap that

her LOL.. uhhhhhhh.. if u want

:D

Wow, stamp of approval! You da man! :thumbsup:

[turbo4g63]

me - hey
her - hey
me - can i ask you a question?
her - yeah
me - when are you gonna let me tap that?
her - when you kill me and rape my lifeless body
me - .....weird

[billboa]

Ive got multiple

Billy:hey wats up
#1:nothing much
Billy: when r u gonna let me tap that
#1:peace


Billy
hey hows it ogin
1:51pmAlicia
good ow are you
1:51pmBilly
pretty good
watcha up to
1:52pmAlicia
nothing just living in surreybut i ammissing chiliwack lol
1:52pmBilly
i bet
1:53pmAlicia
there is nothing to do in the city really but party and stuff like that
1:53pmBilly
good shit
so when r u gonna let me tap that
1:54pmAlicia
waht have you been up to
lol shut up
1:54pmBilly
so pick u up from the grey hound tmr?
1:54pmAlicia
no lol
1:54pmBilly
but u said!
1:55pmAlicia
i said what?
1:55pmBilly
that i could tap that
1:56pmAlicia
noi didnt lol
1:56pmBilly
i specifically remember at that lil party
were u got me all drunk
1:56pmAlicia
lmao what party
1:57pmBilly
at ur place, it wasnt really a party u know sara was there and shit
1:57pmAlicia
oh lol at mervs house
1:57pmBilly
k fine fine fine ill drive out to Surrey tmr and then i can tap that?
1:58pmAlicia
but i sitll dont remember saying that
no way i dotn do that sorry
1:59pmBilly
so thats yes then rite?
nice!
nice!
2:00pmAlicia
shut up ... ohw is your summer what have youbeen up to
2:00pmBilly
FML
2:00pmAlicia
shut up .. is your smmer ging good
2:01pmBilly
it was...until now that i know im not even gonan be able to tap that!@
so disapointed
2:01pmAlicia
omg your be okay i promise you
lol
lol
2:02pmBilly
i really dont know
i might need sum reasurance

Billy Hey wat u been up to latley
Brittney
well i moved to abby like 6 months ago and now im stranded in chilliwack trying to find a way home lol
you
2:04pmBilly
sounds like fun
so when r u gonna let me tap that
2:05pmBrittney
no no its not omg lol your hilarious
2:05pmBilly
ye i know i know but seriosuly when u gonna let me tap that?
2:07pmBilly
¿(thats right backwards question mark)
2:07pmBrittney
lol
2:07pmBilly
lol is not an answer!!!
ur killin me here
2:07pmBrittney
that suxz
lol
2:08pmBilly
uve been killin me ever since i saw u in ur sexy bathing suit in Christians hot tub
so back to the question when r u gonna lt me tap that

then she goes offline lol

[billboa]

fucking rights this sat I have a lil date and me and her r walking our puppies then goin tback to her place so "i can tap that"!!
REVSCENE HAS DONE ME WELL!!!!!

[Dan_Guy]

1:
me: so when can i tap that?
me: silence is acceptance

........off topic conversation......

me: which reminds me, I didnt get an answer

her: HAHAHAHAHA
got ap ur gf

...

________________________________
2:

Me: So when can I tap that?
Her: Never

[Ch28]

I wonder how many of these stories are true haha

[Soundy]

me - hey
her - hey
me - can i ask you a question?
her - yeah
me - when are you gonna let me tap that?
her - when you kill me and rape my lifeless body
me - be right over

Fixed that.

I wonder how many of these stories are true haha

This is RS... they're all bullshit. Srsly.

[ChyahGT]

hey! my stories are real ok?
and mine are all failures. lol

[skyxx]

Obviously you only try it on girls you are sure. Not some random girl. It'll just startle her and she'll definitely say no...lol

[carisear]

Obviously you only try it on girls you are sure. Not some random girl. It'll just startle her and she'll definitely say no...lol

the whole point is random girls. i did it on random girls. didn't work so well.

[!Tigger]

mines real, i got the msn convo LOL

[SpuGen]

I'm texting a girl right now.
If this fails, I will hate RS for life.

[JHuJHu]

^ POST DETAILS AFTER :D!

[SpuGen]

I hate you revscene.

Basically we were talking about going out this weekend.
Then I pulled a revscene.
Then she stopped texting.
I hate you guys.

[EmOne]

Me: Hey babe when can I tap that?
Her: Whats "tap that" mean????
Me: Its a physical activity where 2 mature people show they care for each other, don't u care for me? I care for u... a lot.
Her: Um yeah but u still didn't tell me what it means...
Me: It means we fuck, basically.
Her: oo.....ummm
Me: So yes? I'll be there in 15 mins, maybe 20 mins i have to pick up a condom at 7-11.
Her: riiight.

smooth dude, real smoooth :haha:


me:
wassup

her:
nothing, watching tv

me:
soooo, when can I tap that?

her:
what? what do you mean

me:
you know what I mean beautiful, when can i tap that?

her:
you make no sense lol

me:
so I can tap it?

her:
tap what?!?!

me:
tap your ass baby, what els

her:
errrr ok? hahahaa

me:
cool, be there in 15mins

her:
suurre


win?

[elkayem]

I hate you revscene.

Basically we were talking about going out this weekend.
Then I pulled a revscene.
Then she stopped texting.
I hate you guys.
lol'd.

[SkunkWorks]

smooth dude, real smoooth :haha:


me:
wassup

her:
nothing, watching tv

me:
soooo, when can I tap that?

her:
what? what do you mean

me:
you know what I mean beautiful, when can i tap that?

her:
you make no sense lol

me:
so I can tap it?

her:
tap what?!?!

me:
tap your ass baby, what els

her:
errrr ok? hahahaa

me:
cool, be there in 15mins

her:
suurre


win?


^ What the hell are you doing still on RS?

You fail if all you got were a couple of texts. It's all about the follow-through.

[Soundy]

I hate you revscene.

Basically we were talking about going out this weekend.
Then I pulled a revscene.
Then she stopped texting.
I hate you guys.

:fuuuuu::IDL:IDL:IDL:IDL

[silk]

yesterday afternoon:

me: can i tap that?
her: no,are you drunk?
me: you sure?
her: get the fuck out
me: sorry ugly, wrong msg

[hotjoint]

^ HAHAHAA

[Shun Izaki]

:fuuuuu::IDL:IDL:IDL:IDL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

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[SpuGen]

Facebook saves the day.
Could care less that I look like a bitch. I still have my date on Friday. Whoo!

Me
are you mad? :(:(
11:55pm

Her
...why would i

does it matter?
11:55pm

Me
yeah :(:(

because I was being an asshole

Her
why did you think you were being an ass?
11:56pm

Me

because I made a joke that wasn't funny
11:56pm

Her
uh huh..
11:57pm

Me
sorry :(:(

Her
its fine..

normally i wouldnt care or just joke with you...its just my period came last night

and i was really not in the mood to be joked around with
12:00am

Me
:(:(
12:01am

Her
=D=D
12:01am

Me
I've never heard anyone actually say that they were on their period.

my life is complete. haha
12:02am

Her
HAHAHA thats great to know
<3<3

[bensta]

me: hey aimie
her: hey ben!!
me: so when you gonna let me tap that? :)
her: uh i dont know
me: lets make it soon
her: lol wtf?
me: you know what im talkin about ;)
no reply.. fffuuuuuuu

[m4k4v4li]

lol i bet half the responses in this thread were made up

[bensta]

Ben

diana
1:14amDiana

ben
1:15amBen

whats goin down charlie brown
1:15amDiana

ah not much, just blazed and drank a bit tonight- feeling groooovy
1:16amBen

nice, so when can i tap that?
1:16amDiana

lol only thing you're tappin is the keg
1:16amBen

fuuuuuu

[shiftyjm]

Justus: hey
1:12amApril: heyy
1:13amJustus: whats up?
1:15amApril: just got home not too long ago, what about you?
1:16amJustus: about the same. so can i tap that?
1:16amApril: huh?
1:16amJustus: you know
1:17amApril: nope not really
1:17amJustus: tap that, you know.... when can i?
1:17amApril: uhm never
1:17amJustus: shucks

------------------------------------

Justus says (12:53 AM): *yo
julie says (12:53 AM): *hi
Justus says (12:53 AM): *whats up
julie says (12:54 AM): *nothing really you
Justus says (12:54 AM): *not much. so when you going to let me tap that?
julie says (12:55 AM): *nevaaaaaaa
Justus says (12:55 AM): *fuuuuuuuu
julie says (12:55 AM): *no ty
Justus says (12:55 AM): *fml
julie says (12:55 AM): *oh noooo
julie says (1:12 AM): *sup ben
Justus says (1:13 AM): *this isn't ben
julie says (1:13 AM): *okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then liaar
..........
Justus says (1:15AM): *you will neva get diss
julie says (1:15 AM): *didnt want it
julie says (1:15 AM): *u were with krystal
julie says (1:15 AM): *that takes years to clean
julie says (1:15 AM): *AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Justus says (1:15 AM):*LOL

-------------------------------------

Justus: hey
1:06amMelissa: hey whatsup?
1:06amJustus: not much, you?
1:06amMelissa: nothing bored..
1:07amJustus: can i tap that?
1:07amMelissa: what? are you drunk?
1:07amJustus: can i can i can i
1:08amMelissa:your silly, are you drunk?
1:08amJustus: would i be able to tap that if i was drunk?
1:09amMelissa: oh dear.
1:09amJustus: so can i tap that?
1:10amMelissa: lol im a good girl justus lol
1:10amJustus: doesn't mean i can't tap that

[shiftyjm]

i used to live in yukon for a year and a bit, i moved back down here. i just recently added this girl cause she had some mutual friends and i thought i knew her, turns out i didn't know her...

Justus: hey
1:01amKayla: hi
1:02amJustus: whats up
1:02amKayla: not alot, dealing with a friends drama. you?
1:02amJustus: not to much. can i tap that?
1:02amKayla: what...
1:03amJustus: you know, can i tap that?
1:03amKayla: ...
1:03amJustus: ...
1:04amKayla: what are you expecting me to say here buddy
1:04amJustus: what do you expect me to expect you to say here pal
1:04amKayla: .....not that?
1:04amJustus: then answer> can i tap that?
1:06amJustus: can i?
1:06amKayla: uhhhh no? You a random on facebook....
1:07amJustus: just let me tap that
1:08amKayla: wtf, no.
1:08amJustus: piss
1:08amKayla: are we done here?
1:09amJustus: not if you'll let me tap that
1:11amKayla: EVEN if i was to think about yes...WHICH I am not....It looks to me that you are about a 2 and half hour PLANE ride away from me
1:12amJustus: i used to live there, i know how to drive there if you need to wait longer to calm down

[XxFcukxX]

oops lol

[k2_alpha]

a little long but probably my best one!

me: so ****, how have you been?
her: im ok... stuck at home though
me: why?
her: need to watch over the house...
me: are you ALONE! lol
her: yups, all by my lonesome.
me: oh ok, need some company?
her: sure, i have some movies, but they are chick flicks though
me: it is fine, we can do other things
her: sure, what do you have in mind
me: Can I tap that?
her: tap that?
me: yeah
her: are you a plumber now?
me: i can be
her: how did you know i have a leaky faucet? bring your tools over, ill make something to eat/drink
me: ahh ok...
her: you dont have to, i have the plumber over tomorrow anyways. why are you interested in my pipes anyways?
me: cause im good at cleaning my pipes.... lol
her: lol that's dirty! anyways come over and ill reward you after!
me: you know i meant to tap your body, not your faucet right?
her: i know, you can do me after you fix my faucet
me: ahh ok.....be right over, need to grab some tools and stuff
her: bring your tools, i have lube and condoms already
me: sure.....

This "Can I tap that" thing works fairly well, at least for me. 3 out of 4 is not a bad ratio.... :D

[skyxx]

So you're saying being a plumber is a good way to a girl's pants?

[simsimi1004]

her says:
hey
lets hang out

me says:
when

her says:
up to u
text me
lol

me says:
o
when i can tap taht

her says:
anytime

me says:
O REALLY

her says:
yup

[EmOne]

tried it with another girl and got owned

Eric - says:
soo like whween you goint to let me tap dat
bailey says:
Whaaatt?
Eric - says:
thhat a yes buttercup?
bailey says:
Hahah no silly
Eric - says:
awwww whyt nnnnnnoooot babyyy

no reply yet

edit:
"because you are a goood friend sillly"

friendzOWNED

[Soundy]

So you're saying being a plumber is a good way to a girl's pants?

As long as you don't have nasty-ass plumber's crack!

[sonick]

"May I please inquire as to the most convenient time for you to permit me to engage in fornication with your ass?"

"What?"

"..."

[jimzilla]

Me: yooo tiss
Her: whats up?
Me: you know, you?
Her: huh are you drunk?
Me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: youre making no sense...
Me: like tap it all night
Her:what?
Me: boink
Her: jimmy its 3am
Me: tap it tomorrow
Her: i get off work at 6 call me
Me: you kno i will tap it


SCORE!!! pussy tonight
lol i find it every girl i try it on they ask me if I am drunk ahhahaha

[Mananetwork]

^ bAM! Good job!

[Cman333]

C-Man says:
have u been reading RS lately?
-- GIRL 1 -- @ work says:
hahaha i just snoop on it at work to kill time, why? do you see me online?
C-Man says:
no...hmmm
C-Man says:
Hey, when can I tap that?
-- GRIL 1-- @ work says:
ok no i did not read that thread
C-Man says:
no wait, what thread?
C-Man says:
So seriously can I tap that/
C-Man says:
I'
C-Man says:
m serious!!!
C-Man says:
Dont go on RS!!!!!!!!
-- GIRL 1 -- @ work says:
why not huh?
C-Man says:
FTML

[skyxx]

BHAHAHAHAAH FAIL HAHAHAHAHA

[Orion]

girl 1

me: hey there can i taaap that?
her: who the **** are u?

/facepalm - didn't talk to this girl for a while


girl 2

me: yoz can i tap that?
her: my bf was not impressed!

[shawn79]

Blackberry conference

me: hey girls when u wanna let me tap that?
girl1: what?
girl2: be quiet! r u h up?
me: u girls dont mind sharing right?
girl2: no...
girl1:i dont mind either but what r u talking bout?
me: well sharing is caring right?! so when do u guys wanna let me tap that?
girl1: i dont get it
me: that fine ass of yours :D
girl2: lol
girls1: omg ur sooo funny !!!!
me:so you girls arent running right?
girl1:no lol
girl2:no
me so that actually works?
me: i'm not sure if it's strong enough that a woman is going to go into my bedroom and have a threesome
girl1: hahah whos girl2
me: a friend of mine, ull get to meet her when u come over
me: so u girls gonna let me tap that?
girl1: hahaha fine...
girl2: okie
me: is that ur final answer? :D
girl2: god, just get it over with
girl1: yes!
me: thats really, really nice of u to say girl2

win?

[skyxx]

Lol, Nice job..... I need to get myself a Blackberry so i can conference.

[Soundy]

"Just get it over with" - what a vote of confidence :D

[billboa]

Billy
so when u gonna let me tap that

4:18pmAmanda
well its gonna be cold and in the ground soon so id hurry

4:19pmBilly
uhh wat

4:19pmAmanda
im fuckin dying

4:19pmBilly
wat r utalking about

4:19pmAmanda
ive been in bed for the past 6 days

4:19pmBilly
i hope not

4:19pmAmanda
with some weird flu

4:20pmBilly
shit cuz thats no good

4:20pmAmanda
yeah your tellin me

4:23pmBilly
so ur not acctually dieing tho right

4:23pmAmanda
i hope not

4:24pmBilly
so once ur all good ur gonna let me tap that rite?

4:24pmAmanda
maybe if your lucky

lol

4:24pmBilly
oh im lucky




4:20pmBilly
hey hows it goin

4:20pmNicole #1
good nu

4:22pmBilly
pretty good

wat u been up to latley

4:23pmNicole
nothing much moved back to abby

4:23pmBilly
nice

so when r u gonna let me tap that

4:23pmNicole
excuse me

4:24pmBilly
u know

4:24pmNicole
where do you even get off asking me that?

4:24pmBilly
well i dont get off now but if i tapped that im sure that where the getting off part would accure

4:25pmNicole
umm never

[billboa]

Nicole
August 5 at 11:51pm
Heyy, I was thinking of you so I thought I would message you. Just wanted to say I miss you, and Im sorry we dont hang out much but im so lazy and I work all the time. And I have no gas ever so I dont want to drive all the way to your house in case your not there. You should start coming over here more though, then the dogs can play :) Did you give some guy my email address for my bov? I was so confused

Billy
aww that was very nice of u. ya ide like to start hanging out more again, i miss ya for sure!!ya he put up wtb add for a stock r32 bov so i pmed him and told him u might wanna sell urs.So if everything goes right i will have the skyline on AUG 23rd!!!!! excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole
Nice! Zack was telling me that him and everyone use their stock bovs and do something to it and it's so loud

Billy
they unhook the recirculating hose.

Nicole
ya lol

Billy
so what r u doin today, we should do soemthing today

Nicole
I work till 530 then nothing

Billy
so when r u gonna let me tap that?

Nicole
Ha never! :p you should come over around 6?

Billy
FML, i gotta pick my mom up at 6 so ill come over once i dropped her off at home

Nicole
ok come to the back again

Billy
ya u like it when i come to the back dont ya;)

Nicole
Ha Ha




faak my score is 1.5 outta like 10 so far lol.

[Soundy]

What's the .5, a handjob?

[billboa]

What's the .5, a handjob?
the .5 was the girl who said mayb if im lucky

altho she is pretty easy and wants me bad but she has a bf right now and is trying to tell me she dont cheat!!! i gave her the line i found from this thread "i know your pool capacity isnt only one" she loled and said we'll see lol so im sure itll be a fully soon enuf.

[Soundy]

No points for second best, son... close only counts in horseshoes and thermonuclear weapons... try not; do, or do not; there is no try... lemme see if I can pull any other cliches outta my ass here...

[skyxx]

Man, your ass is full of shit. :lol ;)

[Alpine50]

lol still havent tryed this kinda pick a girls thats not gunna get pissed at me lol

[!Aznboi128]

me: hey girl can i tap that?
her: your the 3rd person to ask this week! where did you guys get this from Revscene?
me: um no so is that a yes
her: 3 is my lucky number...
me: so yes?
her: FUCK NO!
me:yes?

then she went offline :(

[Soundy]

me: hey girl can i tap that?
her: your the 3rd person to ask this week! where did you guys get this from Revscene?
me: um no so is that a yes
her: 3 is my lucky number...
me: so yes?
her: FUCK NO!
me:yes?

then she went offline :(

Moral of the story: never try this on chicks who frequent RS (except Girl).

[Mananetwork]

I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that"

[Soundy]

I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that"

Ahahahah that woman is AWESOME.

[BeeBeeAhn]

I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that"

oh you SUCK. i'm gonna smack you so hard.:haha:

[Soundy]

He'd probably enjoy that. "Yeah, I'll tap that... over the head, with a ball-peen hammer."

[BeeBeeAhn]

Club him over the head with my 9 incher that I can magically grow overnight. EWWWWW hahaha oh god bad images.

[skyxx]

Wait, you can grow penis'? I need to enlarge mines. Give me some miracle-gro or whatever it is.

[Eff-1]

"May I please inquire as to the most convenient time for you to permit me to engage in fornication with your ass?"

"What?"

"..."

lol lol

[RFlush]

AM: HAI
me: Can I tap that?
me: whats up
AM: yea man
AM: Anytime
AM: just carrrrrrr me



Thanks Alphamale ;)

[XxFcukxX]

Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay

thanks bernie AHAHAHA

[versep]

me says (10:10 PM):
so
when are you gonna let me tap that

she - [ Craving jellybeans... ] says (10:10 PM):
tap what?
lol

me says (10:10 PM):
tap that.

she says (10:11 PM):
haha are u sure u know what u're saying?

me says (10:12 PM):
wouldnt have said it if i wasnt sure now would i
so?

she says (10:12 PM):
lol
come to sg haha

me says (10:12 PM):
LOL ok coming

she says (10:12 PM):
hahaha
yay

:thumbsup:

[Mananetwork]

I enjoy reading some of the happy endings! I need to try it to a girl, but I can't find a victim.

[smoothie.]

me:
blah
blah
also, when do i get to hit that?

n:
get to hit what?

me:
that ass.

n:
become single and ill come by one day




i put hit rather than tap... but you know.

[elkayem]

I enjoy reading some of the happy endings! I need to try it to a girl, but I can't find a victim.
LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes

....I order my food etc.

-Gets my food-

Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha

And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA

You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL

[Soundy]

^FAIL

[raygunpk]

LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes

....I order my food etc.

-Gets my food-

Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha

And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA

You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL

That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.

Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"

[Soundy]

That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.

:werd:

Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"

:IDL:

[hotjoint]

That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.

Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"

:werd:

[ChyahGT]

LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes

....I order my food etc.

-Gets my food-

Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha

And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA

You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL



Which McD?
dont tell me its the one on Granville hwy/renfrew.. if it is.. i think i know who you spoke with! :P

[LenovoTurbo]

Which McD?
dont tell me its the one on Granville hwy/renfrew.. if it is.. i think i know who you spoke with! :P

If her name starts with a S then i think i know who it is too.

[simsimi1004]

ur mean

[silk]

sabrina

[datswussup]

This thread makes me horny. LOL

[Lowered_Klass]

That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.

Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"

:rofl: Oh man, I laughed so hard when I read this, I now have to clean up coffee I spit out all over my desk! :thumbsup:

[d1]

LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes

....I order my food etc.


I believe 100% of this. There is no fabrication here. You are now an e-knight.

[penner2k]

That was a bad move of not calling the McDicks chick..
At least call her.. have a little chat with her and then store her number for emergencies..
You never know when you'll hit a dry spell. Remember.. Even a 6 is better then your hand.

[!Nhan]

So I tried this on an old friend of mine lol convo went a little something like this

mike nhan// says (7:36 PM):
you!
**** says (7:36 PM):
sup
mike nhan// says (7:36 PM):
can i tap that?
**** says (7:37 PM):
WHAT?
mike nhan// says (7:37 PM):
can i tap that?
**** says (7:37 PM):
tap what
mike nhan// says (7:38 PM):
that fine ass of yours
**** says (7:38 PM):
WHO ARE YOU$
mike nhan// says (7:39 PM):
you know who i am
so can i tap that?
**** says (7:39 PM):
actualy
i dont think i do$
$
mike nhan// says (7:45 PM):
so i'll take that as a yes?
mike nhan// says (7:52 PM):
so when you gonna let me tap that?

and then she stopped replying to me haha

[trancehead]

That was a bad move of not calling the McDicks chick..
At least call her.. have a little chat with her and then store her number for emergencies..
You never know when you'll hit a dry spell. Remember.. Even a 6 is better then your hand.

hahaha that sounded like something Johnny Drama would say

[Culture_Vulture]

they're starting to catch on so I've stopped asking whether or not I can have sex altogether
this is the way to go:

me: When's the last time you had sex?
her: LOL almost a month ago
me: I knew that.
me: When you gonna have sex next?
her: lol I dunno I don't plan it haha. it happens when it happens. How bout u?
me: Tonight. I'll pick you up at 7.
her: LOL u for real? can't tonite lol I hav to study for finals at SFU. next week?


true story.



P.S. it doesn't work on MSN. you end up talking about too many things non-existent.

[tonyvu]

they're starting to catch on so I've stopped asking whether or not I can have sex altogether
this is the way to go:


true story.
P.S. it doesn't work on MSN. you end up talking about too many things non-existent.



that's the way to do ittt :thumbsup:

[elkayem]

Well, I didn't say it in a super mean way. So I'm sure she won't give up on herself.
I'm just a little chinese guy after all. :shhh:

I can't store her for emergencies man, it doesn't work that way.
lol, not if you saw her, you wouldn't have either.

This was on 41st and E BLV.

[TypeRNammer]

Well, I didn't say it in a super mean way. So I'm sure she won't give up on herself.
I'm just a little chinese guy after all. :shhh:

I can't store her for emergencies man, it doesn't work that way.
lol, not if you saw her, you wouldn't have either.

This was on 41st and E BLV.

SPOTTED: Your TL, what's it doing at Riverrock =p

[Shun Izaki]

SPOTTED: Your TL, what's it doing at Riverrock =p

doubt it's him?

10 more days IIRC

[Ivan Petrovich]

***** says (8:36 PM):
I need your halp
Ivan Petrovich says (8:37 PM):
gonna let me tap that?
***** says (8:37 PM):
NOT YOUR REBOUND

:(

[3xta]

That was a bad move of not calling the McDicks chick..
At least call her.. have a little chat with her and then store her number for emergencies..
You never know when you'll hit a dry spell. Remember.. Even a 6 is better then your hand.

what if its a 3?

[Amped]

what if its a 3?

a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark

[penner2k]

a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark

lol.. If I ever need to resort to hooking up with 3's I'll just buy a hooker.. Less hit to the ego that way..

[ToveriII]

t says (1:11 AM):
ay when u gonna let me tap that
- ***** says (1:12 AM):
??
t says (1:12 AM):
ay when u gonna let me tap that
- ***** says (1:12 AM):
Tap what?
t says (1:12 AM):
tap that shiet
- **** says (1:13 AM):
I dont get you
t says (1:13 AM):
you knaw meen
- ****** says (1:13 AM):
I actually dont
t says (1:14 AM):
tap that ass
- myfriend**** says (1:15 AM):
Wtf...

i took a risk bro and i ended up getting blocked

[you!]

a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark

:lol

[nosaj]

a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark

so u like vacuum fuck?

[hotjoint]

so u like vacuum fuck?

:lol

[LC21]

Here's my share and it was kinda shitty =(... haven't talked to her in like 2months.

L says:
Hey k.
k says:
hey wutsup
LeeeON says:
when can i tap that?
k says:
haha tap what?
L says:
tap that.
k says:
what does 'that' equal?
L says:
you know what it equals already, comon =)
k says:
LOL shuddup L
L says:
comon K....
so when will you let me tap that? =D
k says:
neva eva
L says:
wow k .. =(
k says:
LOL
i don't roll that way son

no reply from there on. I think i gotta do the block delete on her now.


---

Round #2

L says:
Hey J!

J.. says:
what's up?

L says:
When can i tap that?

J.. says:
revscene
i saw it thread
Not stupid LA!
YOu fucking fail.

L says:
FUCK I HATE YOU,
WHY ARE YOU READING IT?!?!
FML.

End of convo, block + delete too..

[van_driver]

^^You know she probably read this thread again and now knows your blocked + deleted her:lol

[skyxx]

EPIC FAIL!!!!

[Alpine50]

lol yea mine didnt go too well
too lazy to get my phone but it went something like this

Me:
hey, wats up B so im turnin 19 pretty soon when you gunna let me tap that?

her:
who is this?

Me:
(J) dunno if she would have rs so lol not gunna right my name

No answer for like 30 mins

J:
So...

J:
im going to take the no reply as a yes

B:
wtf (J) who has your phone

J:
i do

B:
hahaha no, your a faggot

J:
aight, but how does that make me gay?

J:
you might need to come shopping with me.

lol FML this did not work RS WTF
gotta try again on another chick one day, not gunna lie was gunna pussy out ha

[skyxx]

PFt after shopping she'll pay you in other "services" for your "hard work".

[Alpine50]

^^^ ahhahha

[Kamui712]

thought it would be interesting to see how it would play out w/someone that's: esl, has never had a bf, and studies more than she sleeps. it was so frustrating that I wanted to run to the sink and drink everything i could find underneath it.

[Mananetwork]

^ AHAHAHAH .. I really gotta get going! GOLD!

[Mananetwork]

Alright, I've found my victim. I met this girl in Kelowna a couple weekends ago. We've only exchange 4 texts since then so I don't care if I loose her, she lives to far anyway.

Let's see what happends

[choda]

Hurryyyyyyyyy and tell us what happens, I'm bored

[moomooCow]

I need to find myself some disposable friends. :rofl:

[Brianrietta]

Alright, I've found my victim. I met this girl in Kelowna a couple weekends ago. We've only exchange 4 texts since then so I don't care if I loose her, she lives to far anyway.

Let's see what happends


So? What happendsed?

[Mananetwork]

So? What happendsed?

Sigh** nothing happened, didn't even get a text back! Owned!
Don't care, we don't even hang out!

[ikki]

the girls probably just blocked him forever. haha

[Sensations]

haha me and my friend decided to do this tonight. He did it not me. TOTAL fail but kinda funny. Gave him a chicks number and yeah. He knew her btw just didnt have her number.

Him - Supp you know who this is?
no reply then she calls
Her - whos this?
Him - ______
Her - Whats up?
Him - Uhhh nothing haha, Whats for hw for crim 131
Later on msn
Him - whats for hw
Her - nuthing
Him - oo, when can i tap that?
Him - ok..John told me to do it
Him - he said hes gonna go over your house and tap that shieet
Her - what? tap my door? I just won't open it
Her - HAHa he should have just asked me himself. That girl!
Him - would you let him?
Her - Id say fuck off John. Jokes

[woob]

I need to find myself some disposable friends. :rofl:

same here......

[penner2k]

I did a variation of this a couple weeks ago by accident (was talking to some other chick.. sent message to another girl)

me - "Wanna hook up?"
her - "wtf is wrong with you?"
me - "oops.. wrong person"
me - "but whats the big deal.. you are actually single now.. it would sorta make sense"
(we had hooked up a couple times while she was dating some guy)
her - "NO"
me - "oh yah.. You only have sex when you are drunk dont you?"

Left it at that.. The girl I meant to send the original message to invited me over later that night.

[TRD Rs200]

OMG THIS THREAD IS AWESOME

[Pocakj]

Hmmm... Going to try this . :D

[CRS]

RS, getting guys laid since 2001.

[skyxx]

^ That needs to be on one of the RS Milestone User titles. :lol

[cho]

p says:
so when can i tap that?
t says:
anytime u want babe
p says:
=O



win!

[CP.AR]

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/itd_hit_it_with_75mt.jpg

[PDKGD3]

p says:
so when can i tap that?
t says:
anytime u want babe
p says:
=O



win!

....Too bad you showed me a picture of her after and she was fug....

[jtanner_]

....Too bad you showed me a picture of her after and she was fug....

Lol /owned. But still probably nicer than his hand..

[JD¹³]

.

[JKam]

two 5's make a 10. lol

[CRS]

two 5's make a 10. lol

No... No it doesn't...

Just like how 10 1s don't make a 10.

[JKam]

I guess my joke didn't go over too well.

[TOS'd]

I guess my joke didn't go over too well.

nope, cause RS is serious business.

[bimmer91]

me: hey
her: hey?
me: so we ya lemme tap dat
her: huh tap what?
her: are you drunk?
me: tap you, wen you lemme tap you
her: lol come over tomorrow I think your drunk
me: I'm not drunk, lemme tap you
her: okay just come over tomorrow ;)

:haha: shes a chick that I haven't spoken with for months.
booyaa :D



quick failure:
me: hay L, so wen you gunna let me tap dat ass
her: fuck you drunk, no thanks

[Soundy]

two 5's make a 10. lol

No... No it doesn't...

When you get'em both at the same time... oh yes they do... with a bonus Instant Win.

[!Yaminashi]

Do you guiz follow up? Or you just text and thats it?