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08-19-2009, 10:42 AM
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| 13 terribly weird facts about women
http://english.pravda.ru/society/sex.../99720-women-0
"It is generally believed that the difference between men and women is enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of human life, especially when it comes to psychology.
A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.
Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.
When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.
After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown.
A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.
Many women worry about their looks when having sex.
Women open bottles with bottle openers.
A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.
Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.
Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.
If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.
When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing. "
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08-19-2009, 10:47 AM
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08-19-2009, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by triplexcel  | it was very interesting read.. and i fucking LOLed on this one.... its true for some reason
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08-19-2009, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by silk it was very interesting read.. and i fucking LOLed on this one.... its true for some reason
haha | I was gonna say that. I just realized it!!!
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08-19-2009, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by triplexcel Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them. |  | |
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08-19-2009, 11:22 AM
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08-19-2009, 11:24 AM
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awesome read
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08-19-2009, 11:27 AM
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i dont get why the players cross hands when there's a penalty kick
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08-19-2009, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by liu13 i dont get why the players cross hands when there's a penalty kick | 
To protect the sack region.
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08-19-2009, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by silk it was very interesting read.. and i fucking LOLed on this one.... its true for some reason
haha | i think you're right. weird that its true. lol
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08-19-2009, 12:01 PM
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lol awesome post!
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08-19-2009, 12:09 PM
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I always put my pants on first though......oO?
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08-19-2009, 01:52 PM
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LOL good read
Only one I disagree with is the top on first, I go pants first, always.
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08-19-2009, 02:08 PM
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08-19-2009, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by triplexcel | I always thought this was just a matter of practicality - if you're planning to tuck your shirt in, put the shirt on first. If you're going to wear it untucked, put your pants on first.
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08-19-2009, 02:54 PM
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good one!
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08-19-2009, 03:03 PM
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I disagree with a few of those. I don't always cover my mouth with a palm when I yawn. I also put my pants on first. And 80% of the time, I kick whoever I was just with out after we're done.
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08-19-2009, 03:50 PM
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08-19-2009, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Inaii I disagree with a few of those. I don't always cover my mouth with a palm when I yawn. I also put my pants on first. And 80% of the time, I kick whoever I was just with out after we're done. | you are also on revscene
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08-19-2009, 04:04 PM
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Its a free kick, not a penalty kick.
But yes its very true, they also missed somethings.
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08-20-2009, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by triplexcel
If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.
| that's kinda odd, maybe like just like how they don't really give a shit when their thong/g-string shows
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Originally Posted by SuperSlowSS you are also on revscene | Does that mean I'm really a man? 
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To protect the sack region. | oh that's obvious, i thought the article meant when all the teammates cross their arms like those schoolgirls walking down a hallway during penalty kicks at the end of regulation, i know bball players do it on the bench for game winning free throws
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Originally Posted by triplexcel When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa. | men do not put on blouses
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