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11-01-2009, 09:14 AM
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| Man sues over lack of 'Axe effect'
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A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products.
Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking £26,000 from parent company Unilever for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.
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Bedi says in his court petition: "The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe
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11-01-2009, 09:18 AM
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11-01-2009, 09:24 AM
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why didn't any of us think to do this? could have paid for an engine swap hahah. i can't believe this is even making it to court.
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11-01-2009, 09:42 AM
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lol at the google ad on the post  guy should get axed in the balls for being stupid
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11-01-2009, 10:08 AM
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lol what a failure.
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11-01-2009, 10:27 AM
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11-01-2009, 10:28 AM
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I wouldnt admit that I havent gotten any action in 6 years for that little bit of money..
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11-01-2009, 11:18 AM
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lol. this guy couldnt get a girl over 7 years? im sure the 26 grand is only to cover the hooker costs.
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11-01-2009, 11:31 AM
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Should of just paid for it, 26K
aren't they like 6 dollars a bottle? how many did he use?
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11-01-2009, 11:58 AM
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26k pounds is more like 47k cdn?
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11-01-2009, 12:01 PM
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Maybe he should stop using Axe and start making some motherfucking money.
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11-01-2009, 12:10 PM
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lol... next someone is going to sue Axe because he didn't turn into chocolate from using the chocolate scented Axe.
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11-01-2009, 12:31 PM
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hey if they can get away with advertising like that someone should be able to get away with suiing them
more power to him
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11-01-2009, 01:14 PM
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what a dumbass girls fucken haaateeee AXE
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11-01-2009, 01:42 PM
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11-01-2009, 02:42 PM
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LOL this guy's win!
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11-01-2009, 05:20 PM
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Axe. Smells like Bigfoot's dick. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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11-01-2009, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by orange7 lol... next someone is going to sue Axe because he didn't turn into chocolate from using the chocolate scented Axe. | And if he did turn into chocolate, he'd sue Axe because some chick did a drive-by and ripped his arm off...
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11-01-2009, 05:36 PM
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the axe smell cannot compete with B.O. hahahaha
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11-01-2009, 07:50 PM
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11-02-2009, 01:41 PM
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Great. I fucking hate the Axe commercial...someone finally tries to make them stop.
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11-02-2009, 01:48 PM
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|  this for real?
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11-02-2009, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by shenmecar Maybe he should stop using Axe and start making some motherfucking money. | i think thats exactly what hes doing | |
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11-05-2009, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by hotjoint this for real? | Apparently not. Quote:
Axe spokesperson Heather Mitchell sent Asylum this statement:
"We've been following the news reports from India where a man was allegedly planning to take legal action for the Axe Effect not working for him personally. We can confirm this is a hoax. In fact the story originated from TheFakingNews.com. While the story is not true, we have to admit that it's pretty funny and the joke itself is very much in line with our brand tone -- playful, with a wink and a nudge. While Axe grooming products can help guys look, smell and feel great, there is only so much we can do; the rest is up to guys themselves."
| http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/02/did...-work-for-him/
The original, original article is here: http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/un...-man-sues-axe/ | |
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11-05-2009, 05:38 PM
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He was doing it wrong. He wasn't using the double pits to chesty manoeuvre.
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