[shenmecar]

I posted this a while back:
http://www.revscene.net/forums/guys-rules-t591121.html

And so that I am not being a sexist, here's an opposite version for the females on Revscene. Guys will find this funny too, especially married men or guys who lives with their gf. :D



The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this!

Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/xTeddieZx/4f4fdc6f.jpg

13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one :

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.

And, have some wine.

[mrclean604]

here, have some wine.
i'll remember that always

[silk]

funny...here. have some wine

[Grandmaster TSE]

i thought taking them shopping was the safest route to go?

[JZ215GE]

i thought taking them shopping was the safest route to go?

+1

[spoon.ek9]

shopping + dinner + wine

[kwistol]

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[you!]

fuck i hate wine

[CP.AR]

WHERES MY CHICKEN WINGS, BITCH

[dat_steve]

here, have some wine...AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WHILE YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN.

[Vansterdam]

lol

[xyz123]

HAHAHA good guide

[monkeywrench]

MAKE ME MY SAMMICH