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Old 11-30-2009, 09:52 AM   #1
RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
 
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The Hormone Guide

I posted this a while back:
http://www.revscene.net/forums/guys-rules-t591121.html

And so that I am not being a sexist, here's an opposite version for the females on Revscene. Guys will find this funny too, especially married men or guys who lives with their gf.



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The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this!

Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!



13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one :

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.

And, have some wine.
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:23 AM   #2
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here, have some wine.
i'll remember that always
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:27 AM   #3
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funny...here. have some wine
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:40 AM   #4
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i thought taking them shopping was the safest route to go?
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:55 AM   #5
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i thought taking them shopping was the safest route to go?
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:08 PM   #6
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shopping + dinner + wine
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:18 PM   #7
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:34 PM   #8
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fuck i hate wine
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:39 PM   #9
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WHERES MY CHICKEN WINGS, BITCH
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:51 PM   #10
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here, have some wine...AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WHILE YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN.
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Old 11-30-2009, 06:03 PM   #11
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Old 11-30-2009, 06:18 PM   #12
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Old 11-30-2009, 08:40 PM   #13
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