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11-30-2009, 09:52 AM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Vancouver
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The Hormone Guide
I posted this a while back:
http://www.revscene.net/forums/guys-rules-t591121.html
And so that I am not being a sexist, here's an opposite version for the females on Revscene. Guys will find this funny too, especially married men or guys who lives with their gf. 
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The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one :
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.
And, have some wine.
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11-30-2009, 11:23 AM
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My homepage has been set to RS
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Location: richmond
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here, have some wine.
i'll remember that always
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11-30-2009, 11:27 AM
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Banned (ABWS)
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Location: B.C.
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funny...here. have some wine
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11-30-2009, 11:40 AM
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To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
Join Date: May 2001
Location: 604
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i thought taking them shopping was the safest route to go?
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11-30-2009, 11:55 AM
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RS Lurker, I don't post!
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: where else?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grandmaster TSE
i thought taking them shopping was the safest route to go?
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+1
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11-30-2009, 12:08 PM
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Richmond
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shopping + dinner + wine
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11-30-2009, 12:18 PM
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Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
Join Date: Aug 2009
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11-30-2009, 03:34 PM
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I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Location: ur sistrs pants
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fuck i hate wine
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11-30-2009, 03:39 PM
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YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: FL400
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WHERES MY CHICKEN WINGS, BITCH
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Where the hell am I
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11-30-2009, 03:51 PM
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I subscribe to Revscene
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Vancouver
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here, have some wine...AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WHILE YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN.
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11-30-2009, 06:03 PM
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ESKETIT
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Shambhala
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lol
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11-30-2009, 06:18 PM
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I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Vancouver
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HAHAHA good guide
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11-30-2009, 08:40 PM
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is best wrench
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Vancouver
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MAKE ME MY SAMMICH
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