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http://i.imgur.com/263sv.jpg

how many rs'ers are like this, come on be honest =)

[illicitstylz]

tl;dr = ???????????????????
(too long; didn't read)

[urrh]

what he said

[BallPeenHammer2]

used to. In high school.

[raygunpk]

all i know is he's not wearing pants.

[skyxx]

Cause he's not the one that wear's the pants in the relationship...

[asian_XL]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran.

[underscore]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her.

fixt

[ShadowBun]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight.

continue on people :thumbsup:

[G]

continue on people :thumbsup:

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost

^

[Dr-Vn]

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So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword

[v.Rossi]

.

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but i used something bigger, better, and stronger

[underscore]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo

.

[raygunpk]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass.

.

[delight85]

rofl... nice story there... keep up the good work

[raygunpk]

dude u just ruined everything

[underscore]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier.
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[Dr-Vn]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo

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[skyxx]

:rofl:

[Alphamale]

.

Obviously, you've never used a dildo before. The difference between a 12' and 14' can be nil in terms of girth.

[aikenluu918]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her.

[underscore]

Obviously, you've never used a dildo before. The difference between a 12' and 14' can be nil in terms of girth.

Well no. And yes you're right, but a 6" rubber fist wouldn't have paved the way for a 12" black dildo as well as a 14" rubber fist would.

[v.Rossi]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep

:eek:

[_M2]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in?

.Obviously, you've never used a dildo before.
so the man speaks.

[hotjoint]

i didnt bother reading

[Qmx323]

awwww

i read it

[babykiller]

Well no. And yes you're right, but a 6" rubber fist wouldn't have paved the way for a 12" black dildo as well as a 14" rubber fist would.


Thanks for the anatomy lesson Dr. Astroglide.

(Or was it an engineering lesson?)

[guddagudd]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep.

To answer the original post, yes I am like that hahaha

[ethano]

i didnt bother reading

same :thumbsup:

[jimzilla]

I read it.

The guy needs to grow a pair of balls

[v.Rossi]

smart thing to do was go up to her, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
bring her home and at least half that list will be complete. BAM!

but seriously,

of course it was awkward, dumbass thought a whole lifetime list without knowing the girl first, whipped already. overthinking it and no confidence, leads you home with "what ifs?"

just think: "those who hesitate, masterbate" and make his move.

[dasuperstar]

http://i.imgur.com/263sv.jpg

how many rs'ers are like this, come on be honest =)

I could tell that you really fell in love with her by just this post that you made.

Dude follow your heart dont be scared of currency or etc. Trying is better than nothing. How would you know if you wont try.

Go for it man where at your back 24/7

RS FTW:thumbsup:

[raygunpk]

I could tell that you really fell in love with her by just this post that you made.

Dude follow your heart dont be scared of currency or etc. Trying is better than nothing. How would you know if you wont try.

Go for it man where at your back 24/7

RS FTW:thumbsup:

what's the story with this?

[dasuperstar]

I only read the first sentence

LOL:D

[gearshifter]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep. Did I mention that there was a spillage of coffee?

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[3xta]

I could tell that you really fell in love with her by just this post that you made.

Dude follow your heart dont be scared of currency or etc. Trying is better than nothing. How would you know if you wont try.

Go for it man where at your back 24/7

RS FTW:thumbsup:

lol what the fuck are you talking about. This is not a true story.

[_M2]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep. Did I mention that there was a spillage of coffee? Except this time its dark roast and lumpy.
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[johnle]

wtf

[mc25]

Whag happened to the fail button???????

[woob]

^^^ can't fail posts older than 5 days old

[TracerFX]

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep. Did I mention that there was a spillage of coffee? Except this time its dark roast and lumpy. In any case, I digress. After I plunged the dildo, she gave me a look of ecstasy and moaned.


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[Phil@rise]

its so much like me

he's just looking at her boobs