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03-30-2010, 08:56 PM
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So i saw this girl at a party...
how many rs'ers are like this, come on be honest =)
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03-30-2010, 09:04 PM
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tl;dr = ???????????????????
(too long; didn't read)
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03-30-2010, 09:32 PM
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
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what he said
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organge7 has spoken, and we have done the opposite. yay!
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03-30-2010, 09:39 PM
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Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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used to. In high school.
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03-31-2010, 12:14 AM
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I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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all i know is he's not wearing pants.
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03-31-2010, 12:48 AM
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Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Cause he's not the one that wear's the pants in the relationship...
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03-31-2010, 01:33 AM
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I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran.
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03-31-2010, 06:02 PM
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Need to Shave n Shower, but I CANT STOP POSTING ON RS
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Originally Posted by asian_XL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her.
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fixt
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Originally Posted by maksimizer
half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF.
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reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z
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OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry:
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03-31-2010, 08:29 PM
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-Stare-
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Originally Posted by asian_XL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight.
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continue on people 
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03-31-2010, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by YellowBun
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Originally Posted by asian_XL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost
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04-01-2010, 01:50 PM
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Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by asian_XL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword
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04-01-2010, 01:54 PM
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Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by asian_XL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but i used something bigger, better, and stronger
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04-01-2010, 02:10 PM
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Need to Shave n Shower, but I CANT STOP POSTING ON RS
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Originally Posted by asian_XL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo
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Originally Posted by maksimizer
half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF.
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Originally Posted by RevYouUp
reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z
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Originally Posted by Good_KarMa
OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry:
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04-01-2010, 02:17 PM
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I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by asian_XL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass.
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04-01-2010, 06:38 PM
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RS Lurker, I don't post!
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rofl... nice story there... keep up the good work
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04-01-2010, 06:56 PM
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I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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dude u just ruined everything
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<3 tos'd the troll king
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04-01-2010, 06:56 PM
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Need to Shave n Shower, but I CANT STOP POSTING ON RS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by asian_XL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier.
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Originally Posted by maksimizer
half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF.
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Originally Posted by RevYouUp
reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z
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Originally Posted by Good_KarMa
OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry:
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04-01-2010, 11:44 PM
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Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by asian_XL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo
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04-02-2010, 02:09 AM
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Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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04-02-2010, 05:09 AM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Obviously, you've never used a dildo before. The difference between a 12' and 14' can be nil in terms of girth.
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Invisible sky daddies commanding people to do shit is just so beyond retarded, I feel like punching myself in the balls until I shit my computer chair.
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4 years ago, I pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. I realized after the 3rd time i said it, I was in the wrong fucking place.
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[19-10, 22:51] how many post do I need before I can fail TOS'D posts.
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04-02-2010, 09:51 AM
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Need my Daily Fix of RS
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So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her.
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04-02-2010, 09:57 AM
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Need to Shave n Shower, but I CANT STOP POSTING ON RS
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Originally Posted by Alphamale
Obviously, you've never used a dildo before. The difference between a 12' and 14' can be nil in terms of girth.
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Well no. And yes you're right, but a 6" rubber fist wouldn't have paved the way for a 12" black dildo as well as a 14" rubber fist would.
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Originally Posted by maksimizer
half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF.
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Originally Posted by RevYouUp
reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z
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Originally Posted by Good_KarMa
OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry:
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04-02-2010, 07:48 PM
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Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by asian_XL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep
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04-04-2010, 02:04 AM
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What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by coupeziRL
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in?
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Obviously, you've never used a dildo before.
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so the man speaks.
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04-05-2010, 11:32 AM
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Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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i didnt bother reading
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