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   |  |       |  04-08-2010, 04:44 PM | #1 |   | Pull Out Towing.  Women rescued for free. 
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				__________________Originally posted by Iceman_19  you should have tried to touch his penis. that really throws them off. Originally posted by The7even  SumAznGuy > Billboa  Originally posted by 1990TSI  SumAznGuy> Internet > tinytrix    (11-0-0) Buy/Sell rating Christine Shitvic Pull Out TowingQuote:   | 
					Originally Posted by tofu1413  and icing on the cake, lady driving a newer chrysler 200 infront of me... jumped out of her car, dropped her pants, did an immediate squat and did probably the longest public relief ever......  steam and all. |  |   |   |   |      |  04-08-2010, 05:10 PM | #2 |   | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled 
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			Ali Bin Fahad Al-Hajri looks like he molesters young children.
		 
				__________________PHOTOGRAPHY / FLICKR |   |   |   |      |  04-08-2010, 05:50 PM | #3 |   | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant! 
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			911 was almost 10yrs ago.... americans need to take their tinfoil hats off
 this guy was talking about wanting to sneak a smoke in... and they freak the fuck out and scramble f16s what the fuck
 |   |   |   |      |  04-08-2010, 06:42 PM | #4 |   | I have named my kids VIC and VLS 
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			^ if your on a plane and you see smoke coming from the bathroom your not gonna freak out? lol
		 
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			rofl well yeah... but he was just talking about smoking and in the process of sneaking a smoke in the bathroom he'll probably catch fire..
 some nutjob must of been like CATCH FIRE? SUICIDE? ARAB? TERRORIST!!! OMGWTFBBQ HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLP
 |   |   |   |      |  04-08-2010, 07:23 PM | #6 |   | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?" 
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			lol good joke
		 
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					Originally Posted by toyota86  the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. |  |   |   |   |      |  04-09-2010, 12:35 AM | #7 |   | Need to Seek Professional Help 
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					Originally Posted by StylinRed  911 was almost 10yrs ago.... americans need to take their tinfoil hats off
 this guy was talking about wanting to sneak a smoke in... and they freak the fuck out and scramble f16s what the fuck
 |  They just foiled an attack on Christmas day you dipshit
		 
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 |   |   |   |     |  04-09-2010, 02:08 AM | #8 |   | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS 
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