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04-08-2010, 04:44 PM
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Pull Out Towing. Women rescued for free.
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Bomb scare on an airplane
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and icing on the cake, lady driving a newer chrysler 200 infront of me... jumped out of her car, dropped her pants, did an immediate squat and did probably the longest public relief ever...... steam and all.
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Pull Out Towing
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04-08-2010, 05:10 PM
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My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Ali Bin Fahad Al-Hajri looks like he molesters young children.
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04-08-2010, 05:50 PM
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I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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911 was almost 10yrs ago.... americans need to take their tinfoil hats off
this guy was talking about wanting to sneak a smoke in... and they freak the fuck out and scramble f16s what the fuck
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04-08-2010, 06:42 PM
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I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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^ if your on a plane and you see smoke coming from the bathroom your not gonna freak out? lol
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04-08-2010, 06:49 PM
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I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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rofl well yeah... but he was just talking about smoking and in the process of sneaking a smoke in the bathroom he'll probably catch fire..
some nutjob must of been like CATCH FIRE? SUICIDE? ARAB? TERRORIST!!! OMGWTFBBQ HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLP
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04-08-2010, 07:23 PM
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Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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lol good joke
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the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though.
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04-09-2010, 12:35 AM
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Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by StylinRed
911 was almost 10yrs ago.... americans need to take their tinfoil hats off
this guy was talking about wanting to sneak a smoke in... and they freak the fuck out and scramble f16s what the fuck
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They just foiled an attack on Christmas day you dipshit
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Surf, Party, Sleep.
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04-09-2010, 02:08 AM
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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hilarious
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