[Traum]

3 line summary:

Boy sends bottle of sperm to girl as love token. Girl thinks it is facial moisturiser. Boy gets arrested.

Sperm moisturiser: Girl in Cameron Diaz Something About Mary moment | Metro News (http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/06/theres-something-about-mary-sperm-used-as-moisturiser-3528650/)

This one is so full of win I dun even know what to say...

:facepalm::fulloffuck::lawl:

[SB7]

Guess you could say... She didn't see that one cumming...
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[lowside67]

Or he came on a bit strong... :troll:

[snails]

cum on guys... no need to get excited

[keifun]

Wow! Now thats a real sticky situation.

[bloodline129]

A bottle :) whaha. He must love her :p lol
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[tool001]

so u telling me she got a Facial ..

[vafanculo]

These nuts on yer chin
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[EvoLove]

I HEAR A BUKAKAI OR SOME THING LIKE THAT..... :troll:
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[GLOW]

who's to say it wasn't skin "cream" :badpokerface:

New Study Reveals Sperm Has Surprising Anti-aging Effects | Work + Money - Yahoo! Shine (http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/new-study-reveals-sperm-has-surprising-anti-aging-effects-526237.html)

:troll:

[Jayboogz]

dem rs jokes hahaha

[MeowMeow]

so um... Did the "moisturizer" work/help enhance her beauty? :pokerface:
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[pastarocket]

Was he fapping into the bottle while looking at a picture of the girl? :bowjerk:

The guy should work at a sperm bank. :troll:

[benwang]

so um... Did the "moisturizer" work/help enhance her beauty? :pokerface:
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why do you want to know?
:fullofwin:

[SkinnyPupp]

The fact that the news story called it "sperm" (ie the actual cells that are in the semen) kind of has me questioning the validity of this story.

[?uestlove]

i've been helping chicks look younger since i was 13

[CP.AR]

It's gonna be really hard to rub this sticky situation out from your past...

[Ri2]

"rub it in, it'll clear up yo skin...."




literally.


:lawl::lawl::lawl: