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03-08-2013, 10:55 AM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Sperm used as moisturiser by Chinese teenager (in UK)
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Boy sends bottle of sperm to girl as love token. Girl thinks it is facial moisturiser. Boy gets arrested.
Sperm moisturiser: Girl in Cameron Diaz Something About Mary moment | Metro News
This one is so full of win I dun even know what to say...
  
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03-08-2013, 11:06 AM
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I bringith the lowerballerith
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Guess you could say... She didn't see that one cumming...
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03-08-2013, 11:22 AM
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Old School RS
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Or he came on a bit strong... 
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03-08-2013, 11:28 AM
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Zionism gets my shell hard and slimy
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cum on guys... no need to get excited
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03-08-2013, 11:43 AM
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I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Wow! Now thats a real sticky situation.
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03-08-2013, 11:43 AM
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I don't get it
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A bottle  whaha. He must love her  lol
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03-08-2013, 11:55 AM
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My homepage has been set to RS
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Location: vancouver
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so u telling me she got a Facial ..
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03-08-2013, 12:08 PM
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I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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These nuts on yer chin
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03-08-2013, 12:09 PM
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Ask me about killing a hobo and dumping his body in the river
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I HEAR A BUKAKAI OR SOME THING LIKE THAT.....
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03-08-2013, 12:39 PM
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I told him no, what y'all do?
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03-08-2013, 12:57 PM
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Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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dem rs jokes hahaha
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03-08-2013, 01:00 PM
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PRINCESS
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so um... Did the "moisturizer" work/help enhance her beauty? 
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03-10-2013, 07:45 PM
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Was he fapping into the bottle while looking at a picture of the girl? 
The guy should work at a sperm bank.
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03-10-2013, 08:33 PM
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I STILL don't get it
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so um... Did the "moisturizer" work/help enhance her beauty?
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why do you want to know?
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03-10-2013, 08:56 PM
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Hacked RS to become a mod
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The fact that the news story called it "sperm" (ie the actual cells that are in the semen) kind of has me questioning the validity of this story.
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03-10-2013, 09:26 PM
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Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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i've been helping chicks look younger since i was 13
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[22-02, 21:43] ?uestlove i personally find it very attractive when women have stinky farts.
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03-10-2013, 10:02 PM
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YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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It's gonna be really hard to rub this sticky situation out from your past...
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Where the hell am I
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03-10-2013, 10:28 PM
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Willing to stick a finger in a guys butt for the sake of science
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"rub it in, it'll clear up yo skin...."
literally.
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