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RabidRat
05-15-2025, 10:04 AM
^ you should start a thread ... Shit that No One Cares About ... you are really really good at that
Why are you so mean, whiteAudiA3?
Help me to say it nicer.
:accepted:
RabidRat
05-15-2025, 10:06 AM
https://i.imgur.com/AfhccHz.jpeg
Saw this today. Instructions unclear.
I feel compelled to half-ass harder than ever before: problems are tomorrow's... problem.
Jason00S2000
05-15-2025, 10:19 AM
Helped you say it nicer! :lol :lol :lol
https://i.ibb.co/kgkM60V1/9f2ef7c6-b787-4dcc-aa85-f18d65a0b024.png
whitev70r
05-15-2025, 10:36 AM
I will frequent this as I had an instrumental part in getting it started. :lol
Even Jason got a plus for that nicely designed graphic!
BIC_BAWS
05-15-2025, 12:15 PM
Helped you say it nicer! :lol :lol :lol
https://i.ibb.co/kgkM60V1/9f2ef7c6-b787-4dcc-aa85-f18d65a0b024.png
HOLY SHIT YOU ACTUALLY GOT AI TO DESIGN A GRAPHIC THATS NOT HALF BROKEN??? THIS IS AMAZING
Jason00S2000
05-15-2025, 01:01 PM
HOLY SHIT YOU ACTUALLY GOT AI TO DESIGN A GRAPHIC THATS NOT HALF BROKEN???
https://i.ibb.co/6cxbfsKB/bdaa893c-b0ee-48c4-8cd2-01eadb8914d1.png
AI ususally gets it first try if you know how to prompt... :awwyeah:
noclue
05-15-2025, 01:14 PM
how'd the AI knew RS is 90% asian?
Jason00S2000
05-15-2025, 01:16 PM
how'd the AI knew RS is 90% asian?
I added "Richmond, B.C." to the prompt. :badpokerface:
Badhobz
05-15-2025, 03:02 PM
i swear to god that looks like half the boys on RS.
Badhobz
05-15-2025, 03:08 PM
so i just paid a couple of gewilo boys 450 dollars to clean all my windows today. Quite a few windows!!! it took these boys 3h to do the job... i only gave them a 20 dollar tip (each). In hindsight, I feel like I should have tipped them more.
Reasons for not tipping them more:
1) it was raining, not their fault, but see #2
2) they knocked on my door and said they were doing the house a few doors down so I said yeah fine if its CHEAP. So it was unexpected window cleaning
3) I wanted to reward these gen z hard working kids, but they kept talking on the phone with 1 airpod in their ears. drives me nuts that they constantly gotta chat or be distracted while working
4) not handsome according to my wife. she would have tipped them more if they were hot.
bcrdukes
05-15-2025, 03:31 PM
i swear to god that looks like half the boys on RS.
So far, that's been the general look at every Stock and Noob meet.
Re: #4 - I think your wife is going to call the window boys again very soon.
68style
05-15-2025, 04:07 PM
They’ll now be the window boys she told you that you don’t need to worry about
Jason00S2000
05-15-2025, 05:13 PM
They’ll now be the window boys she told you that you don’t need to worry about
https://i.ibb.co/4wpvX3ht/df8cf080-e4ef-4859-8d33-6673319b301e.png
red kryptonite
05-15-2025, 05:18 PM
#3: this drives me nuts too!!! Especially when theyre on speaker and I have to hear the stupid fuck on the other end yapping and laughing like an idiot.
Jason00S2000
05-15-2025, 05:27 PM
#3: this drives me nuts too!!! Especially when theyre on speaker and I have to hear the stupid fuck on the other end yapping and laughing like an idiot.
Have either of you guys worked a boring labour job?
Snow shoveling, moving, gutter cleaning, roofing, junk removal, landscaping... you pretty much have to be stoned or having some stimulation mentally because these jobs are so fucking mind-numbingly boring...
donk.
05-15-2025, 05:45 PM
3) I wanted to reward these gen z hard working kids, but they kept talking on the phone with 1 airpod in their ears. drives me nuts that they constantly gotta chat or be distracted while working
Have you ever been in a taxi? :derp:
Badhobz
05-15-2025, 06:38 PM
I don’t tip buddy guys either
BIC_BAWS
05-15-2025, 06:41 PM
https://i.ibb.co/6cxbfsKB/bdaa893c-b0ee-48c4-8cd2-01eadb8914d1.png
AI ususally gets it first try if you know how to prompt... :awwyeah:
THIS IS AMAZING
AI on second and additional attempts gets worse and worse
BIC_BAWS
05-15-2025, 06:43 PM
3) I wanted to reward these gen z hard working kids, but they kept talking on the phone with 1 airpod in their ears. drives me nuts that they constantly gotta chat or be distracted while working
You sound like my previous employer...
BIC_BAWS
05-15-2025, 06:44 PM
https://i.ibb.co/6cxbfsKB/bdaa893c-b0ee-48c4-8cd2-01eadb8914d1.png
AI ususally gets it first try if you know how to prompt... :awwyeah:
Can you produce this as a product? I'd buy it hahahah
BIC_BAWS
05-15-2025, 06:50 PM
I tried using AI to make a meme poster.. and I got 10 attempts / revisions in. Note the inaccuracies in each attempt.
https://i.imgur.com/3Chh1Ac.jpeg
It also mixed data from other "rows" (names)
I liked this one the best but it gave me a 997?
https://i.imgur.com/Itd8qdG.jpeg
And wtf Black Panther? Retard AI.
https://i.imgur.com/zQMGSsc.jpeg
Me: Change nothing but rank the data.. AI spits out diff image
https://i.imgur.com/6Dt54Kl.jpeg
underscore
05-15-2025, 07:02 PM
4) not handsome according to my wife. she would have tipped them more if they were hot.
You need your wife to decide their tip for you?
Be a man, decide if they're hot yourself.
Badhobz
05-15-2025, 07:30 PM
They look like they came from maple bitch and drank nothing but monster energy
All they need was a Vans hat and some baggy jeans to complete the look.
Not hot.
Badhobz
05-15-2025, 07:31 PM
I tried using AI to make a meme poster.. and I got 10 attempts / revisions in. Note the inaccuracies in each attempt.
https://i.imgur.com/3Chh1Ac.jpeg
It also mixed data from other "rows" (names)
I liked this one the best but it gave me a 997?
That’s a fucking 991 you clown !!!! Get your piece of shit beetles right !
red kryptonite
05-15-2025, 10:01 PM
Have either of you guys worked a boring labour job?
Snow shoveling, moving, gutter cleaning, roofing, junk removal, landscaping... you pretty much have to be stoned or having some stimulation mentally because these jobs are so fucking mind-numbingly boring...
of course i have.
if you must be distracted, just pop in your earbuds and listen to something. theres no need to be on the phone chatting with ur friends while your on the job.
BIC_BAWS
05-16-2025, 12:03 AM
Great thread. I need to rant.
So my kid brother (23) is about to graduate and has been having trouble finding a job or even an internship. I've set him up with my colleagues with industry, one of them being RZD, who said he's cooked. That's fine, standards are diff out in NYC. I've suggested people he should talk to and leverage my network, cause at least they'll give him the time of day, he didn't do that. Any of it.
I set up a volunteer opportunity for him at the upcoming WebSummit Vancouver conference, said to be the "Olympics of Tech" and was previously known as Collision in Toronto. I'm thinking, he'll volunteer one or two days, and he gets the next day to go roam, explore MasterClasses, network, go to after party events, etc. In my opinion - it's a fantastic opportunity to connect with people who can make or suggest hiring decisions, at least to get the foot in the door.
Kid goes like "Is there food?". I say no, and he looks turned off from it. (wtf u think I'm gonna feed you when I need you to volunteer? There's no paid food for me either.) Then I feed in the above opportunities line and his gf that's visiting joins in on the convo - i'm pretty pissed off at this point. Like I'm handing you an opportunity and you don't jump on it? Sit the fuck down. Anyway, he says, idk ask her if it's worth it. And I tell her briefly what it's about and she says "you should do it" (no shit dumb fuck - also why even ask her). And I go like, I'm giving you an opportunity to do all this stuff. It's a $700 ticket, of course you're going to have to work for it. And he's like I could care less if it was $1000. At this point, I'm fucking livid.
I end the conversation at - I'm not going to make connections for you (set up meetings) or hand you a silver platter (I don't have that kind of pull). What I can do is create the opportunities to facilitate it, it's up to you if you want to take or not. If you don't want to do it, fine, whatever. I'm just trying to help you out.
No fucking wonder everyone hates hiring Gen Z's. No wonder everyone else globally think NA's are lazy and entitled. Stupid dumb ass kids.
Razor Ramon HG
05-16-2025, 04:03 AM
I have a Gen Z that's been working under me for the last year and a half.
I fucking hate him.
Badhobz
05-16-2025, 04:58 AM
Dem girls are hot though…. And stupid…
The problem is your brother and this entire generation hasnt suffered in any meaningful way. Sure covid fucked them up and they’ll never be able to buy a house, but that’s not true suffering. True suffering is working for a despot like me.
Without suffering, you don’t know the value of hard work. Without suffering you don’t need a reason to improve your lot in life.
Since you can’t physically beat your kids anymore. Parents also don’t troll their kids enough. They are too emotionally weak.
bcrdukes
05-16-2025, 05:38 AM
Gen Z is trash. Plain and simple.
Interesting how this thread has taken off. :lol
BIC_BAWS
05-16-2025, 05:39 AM
Without suffering, you don’t know the value of hard work. Without suffering you don’t need a reason to improve your lot in life.
I asked RZD for background of their meet up in NYC. Big s/o to RZD tho, I was worried about my brother's safety and stuff so I asked him to show my brother around (without know he was there with his now gf lol)
Anyway the BG is that my brother wants to go to the US and make money. And RZD suggested some projects that he should do, as my brother is not up to par to US candidates.
FFS doesn't sound like my brother took those suggestions, which is annoying as RZD is a highly qualified individual. Not only does it make me look like shit, it's evident that he's just a dumb kid who is stubborn and refuses to take sound advice (lol describing myself a bit here too runs in the family I guess)
I don't see how he can get a job, let alone a US job, without having internship experience. If he's already having a tough time getting internships, I don't see why he's not willing to jump.
Fucking nepotism eh. I have plenty of other candidates who would jump at an opportunity like this, just to be around and make an impression on attendees, in hopes for something. Hell one actually got a job for a US company recently - my buddy hired this brown guy. He works so damn hard, goes to every event, helps out wherever he can. Feels bad for him because everyone else in his race that immigrated here are low quality individuals so of course, if we can, we'll hook him up with a job.
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BIC_BAWS
05-16-2025, 05:40 AM
Interesting how this thread has taken off. [emoji38]
I like to yap
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Badhobz
05-16-2025, 06:00 AM
western kids are weak nowadays
buddy guys and buddy girls will all surpass them because they know suffering. They don't mind shacking up 20 to a room, its still better than making bricks in the backreach of India for 2 cents per brick.
we used to be hungry and willing to do hard labor. now if you so much as make me walk more than 20 paces to a bathroom, I'm going to call HR and have them install a disability washroom closer to my office. how dare you make me walk, IM FAT!
INCLUSION MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! INCLUSION !!!!!! i yell this out at every board meeting and then leave and go oppress some minorities
EvoFire
05-16-2025, 07:32 AM
I think your brother is just one bad apple. There's lots of hard working kids. On my team at Amazon we had two interns convert to permanent. One ended up leaving for family reasons (mom was hospitalized and needed to provide care, which sucks for her career). The other one is a go getter who's still here, I'm not a fan of some of her work but she's still here and she works hard.
The reality is, in tech, you aren't getting in the door without having done coop during school or willing to put in the time to do an internship. It was like that when I started in 2012, and it's only gotten worst.
It will continue to get worse as projects in general are too complex and budgets too tight for teams/companies to give juniors a chance.
AI has gotten good enough to replace a lot of internship level work, which makes it less likely for companies to hire interns and juniors, most positions are going to be for intermediate or up.
The short sighted-ness of the industry to not bring up the next crop of developers is not lost on me, but that's a whole other can of worms.
Have you ever been in a taxi? :derp:
so true... why do all brown guys talk on the phone 24/7?? even during work whenever they can get away with it. our office cleaners used to do it, cab drivers do it, it's just part of their culture for some reason.
for me text messaging becoming mainstream was the best thing ever.. you can always get your point across and you can respond when it's convenient. i havent wanted to chat for 6 hours since i was in highschool macking on chicks lol
6793026
05-16-2025, 08:12 AM
Great thread. I need to rant.
So my kid brother (23) is about to graduate and has been having trouble finding a job or even an internship. I've set him up with my colleagues with industry, one of them being RZD, who said he's cooked. That's fine, standards are diff out in NYC. I've suggested people he should talk to and leverage my network, cause at least they'll give him the time of day, he didn't do that. Any of it.
I set up a volunteer opportunity for him at the upcoming WebSummit Vancouver conference, said to be the "Olympics of Tech" and was previously known as Collision in Toronto. I'm thinking, he'll volunteer one or two days, and he gets the next day to go roam, explore MasterClasses, network, go to after party events, etc. In my opinion - it's a fantastic opportunity to connect with people who can make or suggest hiring decisions, at least to get the foot in the door.
Kid goes like "Is there food?". I say no, and he looks turned off from it. (wtf u think I'm gonna feed you when I need you to volunteer? There's no paid food for me either.) Then I feed in the above opportunities line and his gf that's visiting joins in on the convo - i'm pretty pissed off at this point. Like I'm handing you an opportunity and you don't jump on it? Sit the fuck down. Anyway, he says, idk ask her if it's worth it. And I tell her briefly what it's about and she says "you should do it" (no shit dumb fuck - also why even ask her). And I go like, I'm giving you an opportunity to do all this stuff. It's a $700 ticket, of course you're going to have to work for it. And he's like I could care less if it was $1000. At this point, I'm fucking livid.
I end the conversation at - I'm not going to make connections for you (set up meetings) or hand you a silver platter (I don't have that kind of pull). What I can do is create the opportunities to facilitate it, it's up to you if you want to take or not. If you don't want to do it, fine, whatever. I'm just trying to help you out.
No fucking wonder everyone hates hiring Gen Z's. No wonder everyone else globally think NA's are lazy and entitled. Stupid dumb ass kids.
i want to punch him just from reading the post.
6793026
05-16-2025, 08:13 AM
so true... why do all brown guys talk on the phone 24/7?? even during work whenever they can get away with it. our office cleaners used to do it, cab drivers do it, it's just part of their culture for some reason.
for me text messaging becoming mainstream was the best thing ever.. you can always get your point across and you can respond when it's convenient. i havent wanted to chat for 6 hours since i was in highschool macking on chicks lol
eyah i don't get this either.. don't really agree with the text but i have seen so many uber drivers / taxi drivers to drive me to the airport and entire time talking... what is there to talk about????
i mean if it was my BFF but danggggg
bcrdukes
05-16-2025, 09:17 AM
It's purely a cultural thing.
I remember taking the bus from Montreal to Toronto once and the guy who sat behind me was on the phone the entire duration of the trip. 6 freakin' hours man!
Edit: I just asked an Indian colleague. His reply was, "Time wasting is an art. Indians are good at it."
EvoFire
05-16-2025, 09:22 AM
There's that saying in Cantonese 如果你唔講野, 你會口臭 :lol
noclue
05-16-2025, 09:57 AM
Anyone grew up in richmond as a non-chinese or a cbc that cant speak mandarin/cantonese? Did you get ostracized in high school or was there enough diversity in the student body to get along. Im wondering whats it like growing up where an ethnic minority is the majority of the population.
My high school + ubc the fobs tend to stick to themselves and the westernized ones mingle with other ethnicities.
spoon.ek9
05-16-2025, 10:07 AM
eyah i don't get this either.. don't really agree with the text but i have seen so many uber drivers / taxi drivers to drive me to the airport and entire time talking... what is there to talk about????
i mean if it was my BFF but danggggg
It's purely a cultural thing.
I remember taking the bus from Montreal to Toronto once and the guy who sat behind me was on the phone the entire duration of the trip. 6 freakin' hours man!
Edit: I just asked an Indian colleague. His reply was, "Time wasting is an art. Indians are good at it."
bruh, I got a patient right now who has been non-stop talking out loud (to no one in particular) going on 3 hours. Just a jumbled mess of topics including but not limited to: China, Mexicans in Canada getting emergency healthcare, conspiracy theories etc.
I have no idea how anyone can go on talking this long with almost zero breaks in between topics. Just constant, verbal diarrhea that every single one of us has had to tune out all morning :facepalm:
Jason00S2000
05-16-2025, 10:16 AM
Been looking for shoes to wear to the next RS meet, Amazon's got some killer looks!
https://i.ibb.co/mrNTJ1Sc/rsmeet.png
bcrdukes
05-16-2025, 10:34 AM
bruh, I got a patient right now who has been non-stop talking out loud (to no one in particular) going on 3 hours. Just a jumbled mess of topics including but not limited to: China, Mexicans in Canada getting emergency healthcare, conspiracy theories etc.
I have no idea how anyone can go on talking this long with almost zero breaks in between topics. Just constant, verbal diarrhea that every single one of us has had to tune out all morning :facepalm:
Yes, that sounds about right. I'm finding a lot of Asian aunties and uncles are doing the same with their story telling on WeChat.
donk.
05-16-2025, 11:38 AM
I curbed my wheel today, ive never even done it on a shitbox in 10 years
:facepalm:
BIC_BAWS
05-16-2025, 11:49 AM
I have no idea how anyone can go on talking this long with almost zero breaks in between topics. Just constant, verbal diarrhea that every single one of us has had to tune out all morning :facepalm:
Me at my last job with that boss
Anyone grew up in richmond as a non-chinese or a cbc that cant speak mandarin/cantonese? Did you get ostracized in high school or was there enough diversity in the student body to get along. Im wondering whats it like growing up where an ethnic minority is the majority of the population.
This is me. I grew up in Richmond. I'm CBC, but there are white people more Asian than me. Surprisingly, despite there only being a small grouping (think 5 people) in a sea of Chinese people, it wasn't that bad. For ref, I'm describing RHS at at lunch when everyone is in the halls, you can literally see the non-asian folks in the crowd of asian faces.
Never really did got ostracized - I was friends with everybody. Well except for the FOBs, I didn't talk to those people lol.
bcrdukes
05-16-2025, 11:49 AM
As a car enthusiast, I care and feel the pain. But that's not the purpose of this thread. :okay:
I find fobs are hard to relate to and to socialize with.
Badhobz
05-16-2025, 12:18 PM
Good to bone ...
spoon.ek9
05-16-2025, 12:37 PM
Anyone grew up in richmond as a non-chinese or a cbc that cant speak mandarin/cantonese? Did you get ostracized in high school or was there enough diversity in the student body to get along. Im wondering whats it like growing up where an ethnic minority is the majority of the population.
My high school + ubc the fobs tend to stick to themselves and the westernized ones mingle with other ethnicities.
Me at my last job with that boss
This is me. I grew up in Richmond. I'm CBC, but there are white people more Asian than me. Surprisingly, despite there only being a small grouping (think 5 people) in a sea of Chinese people, it wasn't that bad. For ref, I'm describing RHS at at lunch when everyone is in the halls, you can literally see the non-asian folks in the crowd of asian faces.
Never really did got ostracized - I was friends with everybody. Well except for the FOBs, I didn't talk to those people lol.
I came over from Alberta as banana as they come. Richmond is the reason I even bothered learning Cantonese. To my surprise, there were quite a few Asians I knew who grew up here and didn't speak a word of their own language. I thought that was odd considering the demographics here. Me coming from white af surroundings, there was no reason for me to bother learning my language. But here? I was suddenly surrounded by people who all spoke in their own language so I had to learn or feel left out.
N.V.M.
05-16-2025, 01:05 PM
I had a gen zed apprentice show up an hour late on his first day, he blamed his mom. the kid was wearing pj's, and nail polish. ffs.
RabidRat
05-16-2025, 01:52 PM
Wow. Look at how much extra traffic we're getting from you mfers just by lowering the standards for a post.
We must lower the bar even more!
"Official I Promise You This, Absolutely Shit That Definitely No One Cares About For Real Now, Thread".
donk.
05-16-2025, 02:12 PM
I had a gen zed apprentice show up an hour late on his first day, he blamed his mom. the kid was wearing pj's, and nail polish. ffs.
:derp:
Take a pic next time, and share here, PLEASE
Badhobz
05-16-2025, 02:15 PM
I had a gen zed apprentice show up an hour late on his first day, he blamed his mom. the kid was wearing pj's, and nail polish. ffs.
hold up...
you.... being you.... DIDN'T TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS AUDACITY !!??!!
put him/her/it/tree/bird/monkey up on your bird Instagram. it'll get a lot more likes.
bcrdukes
05-16-2025, 03:36 PM
I want to make sure I read that correctly.
He = male
+
nail polish
= :suspicious: ????
N.V.M.
05-16-2025, 03:53 PM
I want to make sure I read that correctly.
He = male
+
nail polish
= :suspicious: ????
apparently boys do it now.
Jason00S2000
05-16-2025, 03:53 PM
Why is everyone demanding photos of a young guy wearing nail polish... :heckno:
Badhobz
05-16-2025, 04:07 PM
If you make an AI muppet image with nail polish you can see yourself out
N.V.M.
05-16-2025, 04:47 PM
they do it break gender norms, you geezers.
RevYouUp
05-16-2025, 05:54 PM
The only good thing about gen Z is that most of them don’t have their drivers license. Good thing for us. It used to be so cool to be the first one with a L
donk.
05-16-2025, 08:57 PM
I was sent to a womens shelter for a service call last week.
Before heading there, i asked my dispatch "hey uhhhhhhh, we usually send women there, do they allow men?"
The dispatch replied "if they ask, just say you identify as a woman"
https://media.tenor.com/aVz01e5TJUAAAAAM/big-brain.gif
Dispatch manager got a whole lot cooler that day
Jason00S2000
05-16-2025, 11:22 PM
apparently boys it now.
One of my kid's favourite YouTube guys from the "waterpark / arcade at 3 AM" videos on YouTube... notice the painted nails!
But if you remember rock in the 80's, I think half the dudes that were doing coke and banging groupies all night had painted nails and long hair at the time, I can't remember. Is this Wendy's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beWtI9CSQVs
Badhobz
05-17-2025, 06:16 AM
I was sent to a womens shelter for a service call last week.
just go in swinging!
red kryptonite
05-18-2025, 07:28 AM
have some friends with kids come visit from out of town this long weekend.
time to put those little snot-nose buggers to work hahaha
https://tnstatic.net/attachments/8409-jpg.1108345/
Gumby
05-18-2025, 10:28 AM
Why would you let them build your LEGO sets? Don't you enjoy putting them together?
68style
05-18-2025, 10:37 AM
You don't understand how flush with Lego RK is... these are like his throwaway sets.
Why would you let them build your LEGO sets? Don't you enjoy putting them together?
I think that’s him flexing. :fuckthatshit:
But really though, I think it’s always good to have kids doing something you love as well. I gave my son the Nikon FE2 I got from my dad to learn about photography.
I wouldn’t say he’s got photographer’s eyes now. But he understands the whole aperture-shutter-iso relationship now, manual focusing and really paying attention on making a composition rather than just snap away as it costs quite some money to have every frame developed.
And he even learned how to take a lens apart to fix small problems by researching on YouTube. It’s pretty cool seeing little dudes focusing on mechanical stuff.
Badhobz
05-18-2025, 11:08 AM
Plz tell me your son is 36 and lives in your basement
red kryptonite
05-18-2025, 11:12 AM
Why would you let them build your LEGO sets? Don't you enjoy putting them together?
The batwing I’m gonna tackle myself, I enjoy building the ones aimed more towards adults.
The smaller sets or promos I usually let kids build it. I mean if I’m gonna be that cool uncle with lego, I gotta have a few sets for them to play with. Otherwise I’m just dunking on all these kids.
bcrdukes
05-18-2025, 11:27 AM
Plz tell me your son is 36 and lives in your basement
That’s a good thing in Asian culture…right?
Jason00S2000
05-18-2025, 02:53 PM
You don't understand how flush with Lego RK is... these are like his throwaway sets.
Does RK know of the best sets that a 9 year old girl might like to play with? I don't know Lego at all, but I grew up building huge Cathedrals and stuff out of it with my dad.
Badhobz
05-18-2025, 03:46 PM
they make lego for girls.... its called trash.
https://www.toysrus.ca/dw/image/v2/BDFX_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-toys-master-catalog/default/dw05c3ad02/images/C4417A6A_9.jpg?sw=767&sh=767&sm=fit
Plz tell me your son is 36 and lives in your basement
Wait. How old do you think I am?
Jason00S2000
05-18-2025, 04:49 PM
they make lego for girls.... its called trash.
My daughter would love that playset!
...as long as it came with an AK-47
https://i.ibb.co/kskDSzDr/20250515172526-1.jpg
Looking for a new online survival game to play with my kid... PG-13 max, so nothing like Conan.
whitev70r
05-18-2025, 07:12 PM
Thought I would post something truly worth the title. So, when do you normally take a #2, dump, poo, etc.?
Morning
Afternoon
Evening
Irregular, whenever I feel it.
I'm clockwork ... mornings.
bcrdukes
05-18-2025, 08:02 PM
Wait. How old do you think I am?
I think someone on here said you’re 74? :suspicious:
spoon.ek9
05-18-2025, 08:13 PM
Thought I would post something truly worth the title. So, when do you normally take a #2, dump, poo, etc.?
Morning
Afternoon
Evening
Irregular, whenever I feel it.
I'm clockwork ... mornings.
Morning BM is almost guaranteed (99.5%) even before coffee.
Depending on diet, could be multiple times throughout the day as well. People who have difficulty on a day to day basis have always fascinated me because I've never struggled with it. Ever.
68style
05-18-2025, 08:29 PM
^ You’re so full of shit!
;)
donk.
05-18-2025, 08:43 PM
Thought I would post something truly worth the title. So, when do you normally take a #2, dump, poo, etc.?
Morning
Afternoon
Evening
Irregular, whenever I feel it.
I'm clockwork ... mornings.
Unfortunately those categories do not work, always saved for, at minimum:
At work = get paid to shit
Time and a half at work = level up the above
Double time at work = high IQ play
Inside a womens washroom while on double time = if you havent shat in a womens washroom, on double time, let me tell you, its a special feeling.
68style
05-18-2025, 09:09 PM
Donk is the transgender monster we are protecting kids from? :suspicious:
red kryptonite
05-18-2025, 09:19 PM
Does RK know of the best sets that a 9 year old girl might like to play with? I don't know Lego at all, but I grew up building huge Cathedrals and stuff out of it with my dad.
hobz right, friends set is trash.
disney, harry potter, ideas sets are usually pretty popular with girls.
whitev70r
05-18-2025, 09:40 PM
Donk just offered a masterclass !
Gumby
05-18-2025, 10:40 PM
hobz right, friends set is trash.
disney, harry potter, ideas sets are usually pretty popular with girls.
I dunno man, none of us are the target market for Friends sets…
If they were trash, why do they continue to make so many sets in that theme? I really enjoyed the Friends Botanical Garden set (minus the mini doll figures).
red kryptonite
05-18-2025, 11:35 PM
ok fine that one is pretty nice... and the camp tree house one too.
edit: i regret not collecting the monkie kid sets. now all the good ones are retired.
https://www.lego.com/cdn/cs/set/assets/blt74eaf3018bd5add3/80024_alt2.png?format=webply&fit=bounds&quality=70&width=800&height=800&dpr=1.5
https://www.lego.com/cdn/cs/set/assets/bltcd7cab2109e68b2b/80039_alt2.png?format=webply&fit=bounds&quality=70&width=800&height=800&dpr=1.5
https://cdn03.ciceksepeti.com/cicek/kcm24556268-1/XL/lego-monkie-kid-80049-dragon-of-the-east-palace-kcm24556268-1-f11e0dbf876145c1bdcdfc562050daa9.jpg
Badhobz
05-19-2025, 05:10 AM
I dunno man, none of us are the target market for Friends sets…
If they were trash, why do they continue to make so many sets in that theme? I really enjoyed the Friends Botanical Garden set (minus the mini doll figures).
Cuz it costs them almost nothing to reuse the same assets as regular Lego other than the mini figs looks more realistic.
I don’t think they do much advertising either so as long as they can move some units, it’s a good business proposition for these freaky deaky Dans.
Badhobz
05-19-2025, 05:34 AM
what kinda stupid weather is this!? its almost june and its pissing for this entire week PLUS its cold. like cold enough to still warrant a light jacket.
N.V.M.
05-19-2025, 07:35 AM
I teed off a 6 am yesterday. the wind was the worst part.
Jason00S2000
05-19-2025, 01:34 PM
Thought I would post something truly worth the title. So, when do you normally take a #2, dump, poo, etc.?
Morning
Afternoon
Evening
Irregular, whenever I feel it.
I'm clockwork ... mornings.
Clockwork here too... mornings right after the first instant coffee, followed by a shower. Best way to start the day.
spoon.ek9
05-19-2025, 02:05 PM
I'm all for it if it means less forest fires and a good harvesting season in the Okanagan. Plus, sleep in cold weather is so much better. Haven't had to use the A/C once yet!
Badhobz
05-19-2025, 02:07 PM
https://youtu.be/LXsXU2T1wyw?si=TvXNUeXNNnGqYbDe
This dude makes a good point about how fucked up our poor country is becoming.
red kryptonite
05-19-2025, 09:06 PM
didnt end up building the batwing. got my hands on a used HK exclusive CNY set so i built that instead.
https://tnstatic.net/attachments/thumbnail_img_6761-jpg.1108986/
Jason00S2000
05-20-2025, 01:32 PM
https://x.com/ai_for_success/status/1924896409939280195
Google just bitchslapped OpenAI so fucking hard...
Jason00S2000
05-20-2025, 01:40 PM
https://x.com/fofrAI/status/1924935811310436766
Damn!
Jason00S2000
05-20-2025, 01:50 PM
https://x.com/fofrAI/status/1924924738494669011
Too bad all of the creative people like myself can't afford $250 right meow to start playing around with this cutting edge AI, while most of the people with tons of money aren't creative at all!
If I had the money, I would turn all 3 of my books into full-length movies, the pricing of the Ultra model for Google's AI would cost about $2500 USD for a 100 minute movie.
This update dropped just today.
Gumby
05-20-2025, 01:58 PM
ok fine that one is pretty nice... and the camp tree house one too.
edit: i regret not collecting the monkie kid sets. now all the good ones are retired.
Yeah the monkie kid sets were great. I couldn't afford to start collecting another theme though.
didnt end up building the batwing. got my hands on a used HK exclusive CNY set so i built that instead.
Oh yeah, most of the CNY sets are amazing!
Edit: Do you have the other HK-exclusive one, 80101 Chinese New Year's Eve Dinner?
bcrdukes
05-20-2025, 02:20 PM
Please, no more content from X.
donk.
05-20-2025, 03:43 PM
Too bad all of the creative people like myself can't afford $250 right meow to start playing around with this cutting edge AI, while most of the people with tons of money aren't creative at all!
If I had the money, I would turn all 3 of my books into full-length movies, the pricing of the Ultra model for Google's AI would cost about $2500 USD for a 100 minute movie.
This update dropped just today.
So 250$USD gets you a 10 min movie?
Sounds like you can create something netflix worthy such as "love death and robots"
All of those are sub 10 minutes and brought in tens of thousands each. Im sure you can get a loan for 250$, or sell one of your giant prop dildos
Post back once your rolling in money Mr.Creative
Jason00S2000
05-20-2025, 04:03 PM
So 250$USD gets you a 10 min movie?
Sounds like you can create something netflix worthy such as "love death and robots"
All of those are sub 10 minutes and brought in tens of thousands each. Im sure you can get a loan for 250$, or sell one of your giant prop dildos
Post back once your rolling in money Mr.Creative
Busy doing my clutch and getting my turbo convertible ready for summer!
https://i.postimg.cc/qMPH13X4/clutch.png
Would be hella fun to turn my first 3 books into AI-made movies. $2500 for a 100 minutes of generative video with audio. Although the first book is probably too spicy and too much drug use, AI will probably give me a finger waggle for it. Also, I heard you can't set the first frame with an image yet, so you may not be able to make a movie with recurring characters without that. Although I don't have access to it, so I can't say for sure.
red kryptonite
05-20-2025, 04:17 PM
Yeah the monkie kid sets were great. I couldn't afford to start collecting another theme though.
Oh yeah, most of the CNY sets are amazing!
Edit: Do you have the other HK-exclusive one, 80101 Chinese New Year's Eve Dinner?
Same here!
I have all the CNY ones released here and now the HK dragon dance. No luck finding the dinner one at a fair price. :okay:
sonick
05-21-2025, 06:13 AM
Unpopular opinion: regardless of price, spot prawns are overrated.
whitev70r
05-21-2025, 06:31 AM
not unpopular at all. Dating myself, I remember it being $7/lb in the 'good old days.'
Hondaracer
05-21-2025, 06:33 AM
Unpopular opinion: regardless of price, spot prawns are overrated.
Buying from a ship they’ve been sitting in for a few days, yes
Freshly caught yourself, no
Badhobz
05-21-2025, 06:45 AM
its boring, i dont even have a craving for spot prawns anymore. Or shrimp in general.
These girls at the gym have gone nuts. The ferrari bitch now has competition from the white girls at the counter, who insist that they are a better cook. So yesterday I go there and I'm served this to try. WHAT THE FUCK!?!! i hate my gym.
https://i.postimg.cc/DwfrsDYx/IMG-4421.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/zfVT2hNW/IMG-4422.jpg
sonick
05-21-2025, 06:48 AM
not unpopular at all. Dating myself, I remember it being $7/lb in the 'good old days.'
Even back then, I remember enjoying them but not any more than crab or lobster or a nice steak.
Wildly fresh and eaten raw, that I could see the appeal. But to Honda's point, once cooked from a grocery store they aren't much better than other shellfish.
winson604
05-21-2025, 08:06 AM
not unpopular at all. Dating myself, I remember it being $7/lb in the 'good old days.'
Also remember king crab being in this price range too oh the good old days
Jason00S2000
05-21-2025, 08:29 AM
Also remember king crab being in this price range too oh the good old days
The 2000's and early 2010's were fucking amazing, food so cheap...
Now even a mid dinner at a restaurant is 3x the price...
Jason00S2000
05-21-2025, 08:39 AM
of course i have.
if you must be distracted, just pop in your earbuds and listen to something. theres no need to be on the phone chatting with ur friends while your on the job.
Maybe they are planning which hot bitches to invite and which club to go to that night?! :fullofwin:
red kryptonite
05-21-2025, 09:08 AM
its boring, i dont even have a craving for spot prawns anymore. Or shrimp in general.
These girls at the gym have gone nuts. The ferrari bitch now has competition from the white girls at the counter, who insist that they are a better cook. So yesterday I go there and I'm served this to try. WHAT THE FUCK!?!! i hate my gym.
https://i.postimg.cc/DwfrsDYx/IMG-4421.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/zfVT2hNW/IMG-4422.jpg
Weird flex hahaha
roastpuff
05-21-2025, 09:18 AM
WTF what gym is this, I want in
Badhobz
05-21-2025, 09:41 AM
West Richmond community center. Face troll lives the closest to me but he’s probably too shredded to come work out. I mean eat… I mean work out.
BIC_BAWS
05-21-2025, 10:03 AM
Hugh Boyd? No wonder lol
RabidRat
05-21-2025, 10:23 AM
its boring, i dont even have a craving for spot prawns anymore. Or shrimp in general.
These girls at the gym have gone nuts. The ferrari bitch now has competition from the white girls at the counter, who insist that they are a better cook. So yesterday I go there and I'm served this to try. WHAT THE FUCK!?!! i hate my gym.
https://i.postimg.cc/DwfrsDYx/IMG-4421.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/zfVT2hNW/IMG-4422.jpg
Whoa hey. Tell them to cease and desist serving you from reused takeout containers!
https://i.imgflip.com/9urbl0.jpg
Badhobz
05-21-2025, 10:29 AM
That’s an interesting cultural connection as both Asian women and white women reuse these containers
Gumby
05-21-2025, 10:36 AM
Also remember king crab being in this price range too oh the good old days
Geoduck for $0.99 per pound!
Edit: this was in the 80s, early 90s, before all the Asians came and ate them up.
6793026
05-21-2025, 10:46 AM
^ now that i've never had the chance of trying... 0.99??dangggg
when my dad first came to canada one of his earlier jobs was being a geoduck diver. probably tons of them in the ocean back then, and probably cheap like gumby said. late 70s, early 80s.
N.V.M.
05-21-2025, 11:14 AM
geodick
bcrdukes
05-21-2025, 11:27 AM
That’s an interesting cultural connection as both Asian women and white women reuse these containers
Must be the Asian influence in Richmond.
RabidRat
05-21-2025, 11:40 AM
when my dad first came to canada one of his earlier jobs was being a geoduck diver. probably tons of them in the ocean back then, and probably cheap like gumby said. late 70s, early 80s.
Like scuba diving kind of diving? Can he literally just go wherever he wants in the ocean?
Traum
05-21-2025, 09:48 PM
These girls at the gym have gone nuts. The ferrari bitch now has competition from the white girls at the counter, who insist that they are a better cook. So yesterday I go there and I'm served this to try. WHAT THE FUCK!?!! i hate my gym.
https://i.postimg.cc/DwfrsDYx/IMG-4421.jpg
Dude, I thought you were half-decent photographer! How can your composition not include the entire most important part in here???
:pokerface: :ifyouknow: :fulloffuck:
SSM_DC5
05-21-2025, 09:52 PM
Those areas hob hands in the pic
CivicBlues
05-22-2025, 06:37 AM
Wait did Traum want to see Hobz' Man Boobz?
bcrdukes
05-22-2025, 06:42 AM
The person holding the food is NOT Badhobz but I like where CivicBlues was going with this.
Like scuba diving kind of diving? Can he literally just go wherever he wants in the ocean?
yup, they had a sailboat. did a lot of spear fishing too
RabidRat
05-22-2025, 08:35 AM
I feel like you would've won every elementary school argument over whose dad is bigger and badder.
"my dad's fucking Aquaman. he scuba dives and spear-fishes. ya, fuck you."
Badhobz
05-22-2025, 09:46 AM
I loved those arguments. My dad is this and that.
Yeah!?
Proceeds to smash the kids face in with a rock
How you like your dad now ?!?
I was expelled a lot as a kid.
spoon.ek9
05-22-2025, 03:25 PM
West Richmond community center. Face troll lives the closest to me but he’s probably too shredded to come work out. I mean eat… I mean work out.
and here I thought you were going to something like Equinox or some shit
I knew my phone was queer..............
Got a red dot in System icon. Couldn't find it a first, but it's a fucking update. Whatever, right?
It wants to up date so a fucking pride something or rather could be installed. Such a gay phone, now.
I don't care if they push gayness in schools, but my phone does not want to be gay!!! /rant
radeonboy
05-22-2025, 05:18 PM
what phone is this?
Jason00S2000
05-22-2025, 05:25 PM
what phone is this?
MG1's phone:
https://i.ibb.co/bM60P36D/1b52783e-46fe-44f4-b037-24dcfe2476b0.png
what phone is this?
iPhone
iOS 18.5 update with Pride wallpaper.........
https://www.apple.com/ca/newsroom/2025/05/apple-introduces-the-2025-pride-collection/
Fuck me gay...............
More gay than a Doordash commercial.
https://www.facebook.com/roastbrief/videos/-doordash-canada-is-turning-every-delivery-into-a-celebration-of-convenience-and/559964280395956/
Badhobz
05-23-2025, 04:27 AM
and here I thought you were going to something like Equinox or some shit
What ?!? It’s like you don’t know me at all….. :rukidding:
Herrow! It’s 365 for an entire year including taxes. The savings my bro ! The savings !!!!
bcrdukes
05-23-2025, 04:32 AM
spoon.ek9 - There's a lot you don't know about Badhobz. I'll start by laying down the foundation of us being hood rats. :lol
RabidRat
05-23-2025, 05:04 AM
What ?!? It’s like you don’t know me at all….. :rukidding:
Herrow! It’s 365 for an entire year including taxes. The savings my bro ! The savings !!!!
That's why you're not with private banking!! You spent it all on the gym when you could be lifting buckets of wet sand in the alley like probably me.
BIC_BAWS
05-23-2025, 01:24 PM
MG1's phone:
https://i.ibb.co/bM60P36D/1b52783e-46fe-44f4-b037-24dcfe2476b0.png
Holy shit is that YRAY?!
spoon.ek9
05-24-2025, 01:25 PM
What ?!? It’s like you don’t know me at all….. :rukidding:
Herrow! It’s 365 for an entire year including taxes. The savings my bro ! The savings !!!!
I didn't think you'd meet rich bitches hanging out at a community centre gym lol. Clearly I am wrong though.
That's why you're not with private banking!! You spent it all on the gym when you could be lifting buckets of wet sand in the alley like probably me.
I was always under the impression that hobz is one of those who built a fully equipped home gym but still pays for gym membership just to watch chicks.
Totally flexing in a weird yet awesome kinda way.
bcrdukes
05-24-2025, 04:19 PM
He doesn't watch chicks. The chicks watch and feed him!
He doesn't watch chicks. The chicks watch and feed him!
That's why I said, next level flexing.
Badhobz
05-24-2025, 05:12 PM
You people are fucking crazy. It’s a horrible experience. I’m trying to work out and all I hear is this cunt bag nagging and talking. I’m running on the treadmill at 5mph and I just hear Ching Chong ling long ting tong.
I wanna kill myself. If I wanted to hear this shit I could have just called my bitch ass cousin in Shanghai.
I’m the only guy who goes to the gym for a whole year, 4-5 days a week and yet gets fatter.
spoon.ek9
05-24-2025, 05:35 PM
because they keep feeding you lol. it's almost diabolical.
Badhobz
05-26-2025, 07:34 AM
I got Burdock & Co booked for our anniversary dinner.
You guys ever heard of this place? its michelin starred (1 star) but ive never heard of it, or tried it. Not sure if its as good as published on main (just a few blocks away from this place) but it should be interesting to try their tasting menu.
bcrdukes
05-26-2025, 07:48 AM
I got Burdock & Co booked for our anniversary dinner.
You guys ever heard of this place? its michelin starred (1 star) but ive never heard of it, or tried it. Not sure if its as good as published on main (just a few blocks away from this place) but it should be interesting to try their tasting menu.
I have been there. You will want to get hot pot after. :troll:
whitev70r
05-26-2025, 07:56 AM
Has anyone been here? Michelin Star level Thai food in Richmond. Baan Lao named best restauarant in Canada!
https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/baan-lao-best-restaurant-canada
https://baanlao.ca/?utm_source=gmb&utm_medium=organic
https://dpdajlq3ew794.cloudfront.net/20241002123033/5E524125-1FEE-4CF8-AB0D-E98221777590_1_201_a-e1727897443449.jpeg?format=auto&width=2048
Badhobz
05-26-2025, 07:58 AM
^grossly overrated. we spent 500 bucks there and its not worth it at all.
bcrdukes
05-26-2025, 08:15 AM
:eek:
havent been there but i have been to maenam and some other 'high end' thai places. my fav thai restaurant by far is longtail in new west. it's owned by the guy from maenam but its more casual. the food quality is excellent and the prices are totally average.
whitev70r
05-26-2025, 08:23 AM
^grossly overrated. we spent 500 bucks there and its not worth it at all.
yah but isn't chef one level up to chicken lady?
Badhobz
05-26-2025, 08:29 AM
while technically yes, but the chicken goddess is coated in a thick layer of chicken grease thus requiring no lubrication to.... uhhh... consume.. her dark meat?
Manic!
05-26-2025, 08:34 AM
French prez gets slapped by his former teacher/wife.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KOsTFljgzCM
headhunt3r
05-26-2025, 10:13 AM
I've been finding that reviews and google maps ratings does not correlate well with my personal review of many restaurants. Lunch Lady has all the hype and I found it mediocre at best. Went to a pasta/pizza place last night in North Van on Lonsdale with a high google maps rating and it was trash.
also for chinese restaurants you don't trust 4.8/5 reviews. you look for the 3.5/5 reviews. those are the best places.
https://www.reddit.com/r/asianamerican/comments/xe7i3l/exactly_35_stars_on_yelp_is_the_sweet_spot_for/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Hondaracer
05-26-2025, 12:06 PM
I've been finding that reviews and google maps ratings does not correlate well with my personal review of many restaurants. Lunch Lady has all the hype and I found it mediocre at best. Went to a pasta/pizza place last night in North Van on Lonsdale with a high google maps rating and it was trash.
I dunno.. Lunch lady was pretty epic the times I’ve had it
You kind of have to throw out the top ratings and the bottom and see where it lands. I find stuff hovering around 4.2 is typically good as the 1 stars are almost always insane customer complaints.
I was cruising google street view and came across some Esso that had a 1.2 rating on the west side. Most complaints were about the shitty car wash however there were a couple that were pretty hilarious
One was like “employ ranjimder says microwave not working, I know working! Very ignorant and rude, please fire Ranjimder, thank you!”
:lol
Badhobz
05-26-2025, 12:14 PM
I've been finding that reviews and google maps ratings does not correlate well with my personal review of many restaurants. Lunch Lady has all the hype and I found it mediocre at best. Went to a pasta/pizza place last night in North Van on Lonsdale with a high google maps rating and it was trash.
Lunch lady is totally overrated!!!
bcrdukes
05-26-2025, 12:30 PM
FYI Lunch Lady passed away on her way to soft open her Toronto restaurant
RIP
AstulzerRZD
05-26-2025, 12:43 PM
when I last worked out of north van
- Maru: killer Korean food that's properly spicy
- Farina e Legna: siste rsrpot to ask for luigi
- Seaside Provisions: Octopus carpaccio or Lobster toast
- Fishworks: miso sablefish or halibut cheeks >>>
Skip Burgoo, Arms Reach Bistro, Pier 7, the gull, Mythos. All overrated shit.
If you must have brunch or greek food, Douce Diner or Anatoli
headhunt3r
05-26-2025, 01:05 PM
The crappy pasta place I visited in N.Van was Roma. It's got a 4.2 on maps. I swear the meatballs was just Kirkland meatballs.
I've been to Fishworks and would agree that their food was great. Pretty sure I also had the miso sablefish.
CivicBlues
05-26-2025, 01:25 PM
I've been finding that reviews and google maps ratings does not correlate well with my personal review of many restaurants. Lunch Lady has all the hype and I found it mediocre at best. Went to a pasta/pizza place last night in North Van on Lonsdale with a high google maps rating and it was trash.
Lots of fake reviews on google. Pay some review farm in India and boom, you've got a dozen 5-star reviews upon your grand opening.
The crappy pasta place I visited in N.Van was Roma. It's got a 4.2 on maps.
you sure the place wasn't persian restaurant in disguise
headhunt3r
05-26-2025, 03:16 PM
In hindsight, it probably was. We just quickly found this place on gmaps to feed a couple mini demons ready to throw hangry tantrums at a moment's notice.
whitev70r
05-26-2025, 04:56 PM
The King is in the country.
At first, I thought it was Carney flexing, I know the effing king and I can get him to come and read my throne speech.
But then, I read that it was a subtle flex to Trump to symbolize our sovereignty (and get off the 51st state rhetoric)... which I don't quite get, how are we 'sovereign' if we kowtow to a monarchy?
bcrdukes
05-26-2025, 05:02 PM
MCGA!
red kryptonite
05-26-2025, 05:43 PM
^grossly overrated. we spent 500 bucks there and its not worth it at all.
Dude you’re so out of touch. Who the hell spends $500 on Thai food haha. The sweet spot for Thai food $30, $50 if u wanna ball out.
https://youtu.be/h61PbLOmyY0?si=vw_lpUYGc2RUYzXB
maybe this move is based on ban lao
Badhobz
05-26-2025, 06:42 PM
Dude you’re so out of touch. Who the hell spends $500 on Thai food haha. The sweet spot for Thai food $30, $50 if u wanna ball out.
Don’t say that ! I almost dropped my jar of grey poupon.
Traum
05-26-2025, 07:10 PM
We still kowtow to the British Monarchy, while the US doesn't. That's the King's recognition of us being one of his Commonwealth nations instead of merely being the US' 51st state.
At least that's how I would read it.
The King is in the country.
At first, I thought it was Carney flexing, I know the effing king and I can get him to come and read my throne speech.
But then, I read that it was a subtle flex to Trump to symbolize our sovereignty (and get off the 51st state rhetoric)... which I don't quite get, how are we 'sovereign' if we kowtow to a monarchy?
supafamous
05-26-2025, 08:53 PM
The King is in the country.
At first, I thought it was Carney flexing, I know the effing king and I can get him to come and read my throne speech.
But then, I read that it was a subtle flex to Trump to symbolize our sovereignty (and get off the 51st state rhetoric)... which I don't quite get, how are we 'sovereign' if we kowtow to a monarchy?
That's not really our relationship with the UK. The King is in town in his role as King of CANADA, not King of England. Canada is a constitutional monarchy so we have a King and we choose it to be the person who happens to be King of England b/c we are a member of the British Commonwealth but when we're referring to him we're referring to him as our head of state, not as England's.
Heads of states exist in nearly all countries. In some cases the head of state is also the head of gov't (like the US) but in most cases they are actually different (France, Japan, England, Germany etc). Even Russia separates the head of state and head of gov't (so does China) but in both the Russian and China case the head of state is who is in charge.
If we didn't have the British monarchy we'd just have a different head of state that we'd "kowtow" to unless we opted for a Presidential system (like the US) which is a pretty horrible system compared to the Parliamentary system.
CivicBlues
05-26-2025, 08:55 PM
The King is in the country.
At first, I thought it was Carney flexing, I know the effing king and I can get him to come and read my throne speech.
But then, I read that it was a subtle flex to Trump to symbolize our sovereignty (and get off the 51st state rhetoric)... which I don't quite get, how are we 'sovereign' if we kowtow to a monarchy?
Because he's technically the King of Canada as well. But the biggest difference is that we've always been under the British Monarchy since the beginning, whereas the US president wants to take us over. I'm no fan of the Monarchy but there's the devil you know...
Also, throne speech is made by the Governor General normally, not the PM.
Traum
05-26-2025, 09:02 PM
Because he's technically the King of Canada as well. But the biggest difference is that we've always been under the British Monarchy since the beginning, whereas the US president wants to take us over. I'm no fan of the Monarchy but there's the devil you know...
Also, throne speech is made by the Governor General normally, not the PM.
Recall that officially, the GG is the representative of Canada's monarch. Since our actual king -- ie. Charles -- is here in Canada, he will rightfully be the person delivering the throne speech. That is to say -- it has always been his right (as Canada's king) to deliver that throne speech. It's just that when he isn't here, the GG does the dirty work on his behalf.
Hondaracer
05-26-2025, 09:28 PM
The American system is superior to ours.
King Charles didn’t say jack shit when all the 51st state shit was coming out because he’s a coward that didn’t want to put the spot light back on the Uk. He’s barely a figurehead when it comes to UK politics, Canada should have done away with their ties long ago.
We don’t need a ceremonial king tip toeing around other countries threatening our sovereignty.
CivicBlues
05-26-2025, 09:48 PM
Oh yeah, same system that allowed a convicted felon into power with it's so called "checks and balances"?
Also Charles is bound by tradition not to comment on political matters. It's sort of the whole thing with the British Monarchy, dontcha know?
It's been empirically proven that Constitutional Monarchies are much more stable forms of liberal democracies than Presidential Republics. Basically the only examples of the latter are France, and until recently, the US.
Hondaracer
05-26-2025, 10:01 PM
We hate colonialism so much in places like Canada that we literally bow to the optiome of the definition hehe
Everything to do with the monarchy is -gross-
The American system is superior to ours.
well the system of check and balances failed this round :lawl:
Hondaracer
05-27-2025, 05:17 AM
They elected who they wanted, seems to have worked perfectly?
N.V.M.
05-27-2025, 05:25 AM
terrific. another bullshit political thread.
bcrdukes
05-27-2025, 05:27 AM
Well, it does fit the title of the thread... :troll:
Manic!
05-27-2025, 06:27 AM
Fck the king but the reason he is here is to show we still got backing/support from the UK/Europe.
Badhobz
05-27-2025, 06:53 AM
terrific. another bullshit political thread.
With all the bird pictures you take, do you enjoy fried chicken? :alonehappy:
winson604
05-27-2025, 07:26 AM
Has anyone been here? Michelin Star level Thai food in Richmond. Baan Lao named best restauarant in Canada!
https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/baan-lao-best-restaurant-canada
https://baanlao.ca/?utm_source=gmb&utm_medium=organic
https://dpdajlq3ew794.cloudfront.net/20241002123033/5E524125-1FEE-4CF8-AB0D-E98221777590_1_201_a-e1727897443449.jpeg?format=auto&width=2048
I went once 2 or 3 years ago and had a great experience. For my one time there it was worth it but I haven't gone back since so not sure if they've kept up or not.
Side note I went to June on Cambie st twice in the past few weeks. One of the current hyped places and not bad. First go had highs and lows. Went again last night because of a birthday and tried dishes I didn't get the first time and it was way better. That said, don't get the signature pasta dish though it's a joke.
CivicBlues
05-27-2025, 07:41 AM
We hate colonialism so much in places like Canada that we literally bow to the optiome of the definition hehe
Everything to do with the monarchy is -gross-
Both can be true. Monarchy represents horrid historical atrocities even though the current occupant did not commit any of them.
The US system is flawed and is not superior to Parliamentary Democracy in any way as it has produced a similar level of carnage around the world and the current wannabe dictator.
whitev70r
05-27-2025, 07:44 AM
Has anyone tried the Michelin star Peking duck one on Cambie, near City Hall? They have a lunch for 2 that I've been wanting to.
Badhobz
05-27-2025, 07:46 AM
^Its alright. a bit overrated for 150 bucks a duck. They do come slice it for you and its a nice atmosphere but i find the slices a bit too thick for my liking. Maybe you can ask them to thin it up, but yeah a bit overrated.
whitev70r
05-27-2025, 07:47 AM
^ can you go ghetto and ask for the bone of the duck in a bag to take home?
Badhobz
05-27-2025, 07:51 AM
probably... they are chinese after all. they'll give you their daughters virginity if you pay enough.
winson604
05-27-2025, 08:32 AM
Has anyone tried the Michelin star Peking duck one on Cambie, near City Hall? They have a lunch for 2 that I've been wanting to.
I went before they got their "award" and food wise it was ok at best. The only thing memorable that night was the service. Duck wise I thought Chang An was better.
bcrdukes
05-27-2025, 09:02 AM
white70r aka white AudiA3 - Are you inviting any of us to your Peking duck adventure?
noclue
05-27-2025, 09:05 AM
I went before they got their "award" and food wise it was ok at best. The only thing memorable that night was the service. Duck wise I thought Chang An was better.
Huh mine was the opposite, I thought quanjude was better than chang an. The duck was the closest to my favorite duck place I tried in beijing, da dong.
bcrdukes
05-27-2025, 11:23 AM
mmmm dong
Badhobz
05-27-2025, 11:27 AM
beijing dong is best dong.
spoon.ek9
05-27-2025, 11:31 AM
he likes da dong. tasty good times in his mouth.
6793026
05-28-2025, 06:24 AM
Has anyone tried the Michelin star Peking duck one on Cambie, near City Hall? They have a lunch for 2 that I've been wanting to.
^Its alright. a bit overrated for 150 bucks a duck. They do come slice it for you and its a nice atmosphere but i find the slices a bit too thick for my liking. Maybe you can ask them to thin it up, but yeah a bit overrated.
probably... they are chinese after all. they'll give you their daughters virginity if you pay enough.
I've been a few times.
1) it's Peiking duck. it's NOT the typical chinese hong kong style where you ONLY get the skin
b) they freaking slice it with so much meat in it.
2) you will get the neck pieces and you're suppose to dip it with sugar.
The bone part is a bit of a hit or miss. I lvoe it when they deep fry it. Other think it's meh.
The service you get there is really really top notch. From a Chinese place, you are definitely getting the service and decor. Not really ideal for the duck if you're ONLY going / judging that.
spoon.ek9
05-28-2025, 06:50 AM
craving some duck now you bastards. it's not even 8am yet.
duck skin/meat, sweet sauce, some cucumber and a sliver of green onion plus the wrapper :sweetjesus:
I think the last time I had it was probably in HK last year?
Badhobz
05-28-2025, 07:10 AM
DUCK YOU MAN!!! DUCK YOU SOOOOOO GUUUD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gzQwJGFzxc
Coles notes: 992.2 meh. Noisy, too harsh, start stop sucks dick, too darty, 200k USD!!!
Fuck you youtube, why you keep recommending porsche garbage!?
whitev70r
05-28-2025, 08:28 AM
craving some duck now you bastards. it's not even 8am yet.
duck skin/meat, sweet sauce, some cucumber and a sliver of green onion plus the wrapper :sweetjesus:
I think the last time I had it was probably in HK last year?
This should go in the frugal thread but T&T has a ghetto frozen (not the ones in the hot food area, although they have that for like $30) Peking duck kit, good portion of duck (air fry it to get a bit of crisp), sauce, and some wraps. When on sale, it's like $9 !! Worth the $9 and more, might satisfy the late night craving but obviously, it isn't Michelin Star.
Traum
05-28-2025, 08:44 AM
DUCK YOU MAN!!! DUCK YOU SOOOOOO GUUUD
Coles notes: 992.2 meh. Noisy, too harsh, start stop sucks dick, too darty, 200k USD!!!
Fuck you youtube, why you keep recommending porsche garbage!?
Just give into the algorithm and buy one already. EleGiggle
bcrdukes
05-28-2025, 09:11 AM
Just give into the algorithm and buy one already. EleGiggle
100% :fuckyea:
Badhobz
05-28-2025, 09:59 AM
This should go in the frugal thread but T&T has a ghetto frozen (not the ones in the hot food area, although they have that for like $30) Peking duck kit, good portion of duck (air fry it to get a bit of crisp), sauce, and some wraps. When on sale, it's like $9 !! Worth the $9 and more, might satisfy the late night craving but obviously, it isn't Michelin Star.
Aren’t you a white ?!? Watchu doing in our precious tnt, buying our cheap ass duck?!?!
DansGame
Came back from Montreal and everything I heard about it is true
Shit roads
Lots of construction
Shit traffic
Race car like drivers on the highways
Weird traffic configurations
Rude people
Slooooow service at restaurants
HUMIDITY
Now the pros:
Not a sleepy town
Lots to see and do
Old architecture (hence the construction)
Food choices and overall quality (despite the slow service)
Not enough time in the day to explore (I was there for 6 nights)
Also did the drive to Quebec. Other than a huge truck convoy (not sure what it was about), the drive is pretty nice considering the distance.
Old Quebec was fantastic and worth it for first timers. Lots of photo ops and varying cuisine and it was 30 degrees when I was there and it was just perfect (despite the humidity). People were a bit nicer there than Montreal.
Lots of Asians were gathering around some random red door (including my gf). I don't know why till I found it was part of a scene in some K-Slop series. WOW A RED DOOR!
I'd go again but not anytime soon. The Cathedrals are just spectacular inside. We've defiinitely fallen in contemporary design language by comparison.
https://i.imgur.com/jtlsxmT.jpeg
Huh mine was the opposite, I thought quanjude was better than chang an. The duck was the closest to my favorite duck place I tried in beijing, da dong.
noclue actually nails it. Da Dong is also my favorite among all the Peking Ducks in Beijing and it's the go-to place for many of my Beijing-native friends.
Quanjude is ok. But the problem with them outside of China is that they tried to become this fine-dining thing that I don't think it goes well with the original Peking duck. Just bring me the damn duck, and the duck fried rice and soup like QJD in Beijing. That's all I ask for when it comes to Peking duck
I have been to QJD Vancouver twice, while the flavour was ok, I think both instances the food came out colder than what I'd have preferred. If I'm doing to guess, it's they took too long to plate everything fancy. But other than that, the service was good and it's like a more pretentious Chinese food experience.
Can't comment on the price though as I was invited there both occasions.
Hondaracer
05-28-2025, 12:09 PM
Once you’ve been in one fancy church, they are all the same
Honorable mention to that Sistine chapel though that was prettt incredible
Manic!
05-28-2025, 12:14 PM
Convoy could be for the ostriches. They are doing the convoy right now.
Badhobz
05-28-2025, 01:15 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jtlsxmT.jpeg
i still cant believe this was taken with a friggin cellphone. Modern phones are so amazing. Extreme detail in such low light too.
Jason00S2000
05-29-2025, 04:51 PM
https://i.ibb.co/Qj3Jg4k1/OIP.jpg
Crackhead broke into my car while it was in storage and stole a ton of parts, I emailed ARP and made a request for the missing hardware for my head gasket stud kit... they just mailed it to me for free for being a good customer!
ARP... good shit.
Badhobz
05-29-2025, 05:28 PM
You sure you didn’t break into your own car during an episode, sold all your own shit, and then blamed it on a crack head bro ?!?
bcrdukes
05-29-2025, 05:59 PM
You sure you didn’t break into your own car during an episode, sold all your own shit, and then blamed it on a crack head bro ?!?
:badpokerface:
CivicBlues
05-30-2025, 03:47 PM
All you Sweeny Simps can now buy soap made of her bathwater (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/lifestyle-news/sydney-sweeney-bathwater-soap-dr-squatch-1236233787/)
KEKW
Badhobz
05-31-2025, 05:00 AM
https://www.jalopnik.com/these-are-the-deadliest-cars-on-the-road-1851713665/
Look at this shit… how can my precious ratrolla hybrid be so deadly ?!? Although less deadly than a stupid beetle. Blows my mind….
RabidRat
05-31-2025, 05:23 AM
All the vehicles on that list are small cars.
See? There's no better reason to go buy a truck. It's crush or be crushed out there!!
N.V.M.
05-31-2025, 05:43 AM
my buddy just bought a 1794 Tundra. what a sweet machine.
Jason00S2000
05-31-2025, 07:40 AM
You sure you didn’t break into your own car during an episode, sold all your own shit, and then blamed it on a crack head bro ?!?
Kind of a shitty comment to make when the only "episode" I've had is when the Canadian government and all of the weak faggots of this nation decided they can punish anyone they want for resisting a "vaccine", and people like me were completely tossed out of society.
Now comments like yours are why, once I am rich again, I am going to be the biggest asshole to people like you! :lol :lol :lol
Badhobz
05-31-2025, 07:46 AM
GROOD RUCK! we all ROOK ARLIKE :pokerface:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gcVqjcCFkvw/maxresdefault.jpg
Plus anti asian racism is the funniest shit. i love it when they call me ching chong cuz thats what i call myself and other asians too!
p.s. go get a covid vaccine .... ill give you some coke to wash it down? (COLA! not the white stuff.. im saving that for me)
Jason00S2000
05-31-2025, 07:50 AM
^ I don't want to hate on, or be racist to, anyone.
Okay, maybe I do want to bully people still masking and still boosting up in 2025! :lol
Badhobz
05-31-2025, 07:55 AM
boooo youre no fun anymore jason :QQ:
whitev70r
05-31-2025, 07:56 AM
2 weeks and 9 pages later, I'm kinda surprised that Manic! isn't more active on this thread. I thought he'd be the star! :lol
Jason00S2000
05-31-2025, 08:03 AM
boooo youre no fun anymore jason :QQ:
Most people on WokeScene at least recognize the superiority of ICE vs EV, so there is really no reason to fight in these forums at the moment.
If that changes, I'll be here, like a not very silent guardian. :drunk:
donk.
05-31-2025, 08:15 AM
2 weeks and 9 pages later, I'm kinda surprised that Manic! isn't more active on this thread. I thought he'd be the star! :lol
He had enough bullying from you for the month
whitev70r
05-31-2025, 08:33 AM
Any of your moms want to make $100 and a free dinner? I realize the explosive nature of that leading question. Might as well make your mom work instead of them dangering themselves collecting bottles from neighbours. And if you insist on helping your mom to and from the shoot, maybe you can get in on the free hot pot as chaperone.
Looking for Elderly Asian woman for music video shoot, CA$100
Odd request for sure but we’re a group of musicians looking for two lovely elderly asian women to film a scene in a music video with us. We will be giving a honorarium of $100 each and free hotpot on us. https://www.facebook.com/share/1L1MxrrcWh/
https://scontent.fcxh3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t45.5328-4/487139641_1320396942595977_3554679231379710757_n.j pg?stp=dst-jpg_p640x640_tt6&_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=247b10&_nc_ohc=_7XsAGSQ9DYQ7kNvwGfn4s-&_nc_oc=AdmixPHy1p7ix8-zyWkDe1VsiBvNidaeyVDYqbyncgPEPkZ9kCjx4DKdASNg5O-M_il4gfJEJqPTNQ6H0urgZAVI&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent.fcxh3-1.fna&_nc_gid=adoMMBg6L1nrMMv-Lan7Tw&oh=00_AfIdhIe-az7q9778KrbNtNGZ60smIh1UHM2HEGTz7nTLJw&oe=6840F5E7
Jason00S2000
05-31-2025, 09:38 AM
Just make her out of AI.
Badhobz
05-31-2025, 10:55 AM
I bought Bosch icon wipers for the hitlerbox and I must say these are quite good. A set of these icons ended up being 62 dollars but that’s still cheaper than stupid VW oem blades.
Are they 40 dollars better than Costco set ? No not really but the Costco ones often don’t come with the proper adapters or they stick out too high. I’ve had a few where they come with zero adapters and only J hook format. Thought I’d splurge and not deal with the headache.
roastpuff
05-31-2025, 12:50 PM
Bosch Icon, damn you baller.
I buy Trico/Anco off Rockauto for $10 per blade.
EvoFire
05-31-2025, 01:50 PM
I bought Bosch icon wipers for the hitlerbox and I must say these are quite good. A set of these icons ended up being 62 dollars but that’s still cheaper than stupid VW oem blades.
Are they 40 dollars better than Costco set ? No not really but the Costco ones often don’t come with the proper adapters or they stick out too high. I’ve had a few where they come with zero adapters and only J hook format. Thought I’d splurge and not deal with the headache.
Aftermarket wipers don't last as long. My M3 is still on the original wipers and it's been almost 7 years. OEM wipers are the best.
Badhobz
05-31-2025, 04:07 PM
oem VW wipers are total garbage. they barely lasted this year, started making scraping sounds.
Klondike
05-31-2025, 06:17 PM
https://www.jalopnik.com/these-are-the-deadliest-cars-on-the-road-1851713665/
Look at this shit… how can my precious ratrolla hybrid be so deadly ?!? Although less deadly than a stupid beetle. Blows my mind….
Mitsubishi Mirage made the list twice. That means it's twice as good!
They'd make decent autoX cars considering how light they are (under 2k lbs for the base manual)
bcrdukes
05-31-2025, 06:59 PM
Aftermarket wipers don't last as long. My M3 is still on the original wipers and it's been almost 7 years. OEM wipers are the best.
oem VW wipers are total garbage. they barely lasted this year, started making scraping sounds.
Do you guys ever agree on anything? You're like an old married couple. :devil:
Badhobz
05-31-2025, 07:14 PM
i should have married evofire instead. :concentrate: im sure he cooks quite well
spoon.ek9
05-31-2025, 07:54 PM
you already got gym hoes feeding you. leave some for the rest!
68style
05-31-2025, 08:34 PM
https://www.jalopnik.com/these-are-the-deadliest-cars-on-the-road-1851713665/
Look at this shit… how can my precious ratrolla hybrid be so deadly ?!? Although less deadly than a stupid beetle. Blows my mind….
donk's Vette got bested by a lowly Hyundai Venue
spoon.ek9
06-01-2025, 02:03 PM
What's a good aftermarket brand for wiper blades these days? I need to replace the 16" on the rear windshield of the EF. Gonna also have to bend the arm and perhaps lube up the spring to get better contact too.
Edit:
quick search on crappy tire and they only have two choices
1. Reflex 16" $14.99
2. RainX 16" $24.99
bcrdukes
06-01-2025, 02:53 PM
I managed to pick up some Bosch winter wipers for our Corolla last winter and they performed quite well. It's warming up now so the rubber material isn't as happy compared to when it's in the single digits.
For summer/fall, I've always stuck with factory. I can't speak for Honda, but you can just buy the rubber insert/refill from Toyota. It's not the cheapest but they are better than the aftermarket options out there. They seem to last the longest and have the cleanest wipe compared to other ones I've tried like Michelin and whatnot.
A number of people here on the forums are adamant about getting the Michelin wipers from Costco when on sale because they are cheap and disposable, but I don't find they are very effective and don't last very long. And like Badhobz mentioned in an earlier post, they look awful. All the time, effort, and heartaches of dealing with them aren't worth it to me but I know some of you are die-hard Costco fans. I can't bring myself to return them after 5 years of use. :lol
spoon.ek9
06-01-2025, 03:19 PM
I found some Bosch on scamazon for a pretty good price, might just give that a go. TBH, the rear wiper on my EF rarely ever gets used lol. I just want it to function properly for once.
Badhobz
06-01-2025, 03:53 PM
Spy Balloon's RX is the only lexus in the fleet that doesnt use J hooks (another made in canada travisty) so i was forced to either buy toyota inserts or bosch icons. Ever since using bosch icons, i havent switched back to inserts. Her car is 2018 and ive only gone through 2 sets so far.
They hold up during the heat, and the cold of winter. No scraping, and a nice clean swipe with no noise. That why i went with these for the hitlerbox.
All the other cars i usually just throw on Costco Michelin wipers, although recently they have been getting worse and worse every year.
The best set was the Michelin Stealth wipers they had a few years ago. Back then, even the packaging was more substantial and came with all the adapters.
68style
06-01-2025, 04:36 PM
I put Bosch on my IS300 once when down in Portland like 6 years ago in a torrential rainstorm and they were frickin amazing… and they’re still on the car today, drove to Vancouver and ran into tonnes of rain they still worked great.
spoon.ek9
06-01-2025, 04:47 PM
Bosch 16CA $21.64
Bosch ICON 16A $33.19
should I bother splurging for the more expensive one? lol
Manic!
06-01-2025, 04:52 PM
2 weeks and 9 pages later, I'm kinda surprised that Manic! isn't more active on this thread. I thought he'd be the star! :lol
Since you missed me.
Last week Telus called me saying they had some offers that might be beneficial (increase my bill) to me. I asked how much am I paying for internet. They said $135 x2 for the 2 places because my discounts just expired. I said I wanted to cancel. She sent me to another department the price was brought down to $86 for each place. Took 26 min. Now here is where it gets more fucked up. I check online and they where not just going to charge me $135 but they where going to charge me $135 plus $20 for unlimited internet.
I bet there are some old people or people who don't check there bill that are paying $155 for 1 gig internet.
A few days ago I see that Telus has charged for $300 for something. I check the bill online. It's the cellphone bill and more than 50% of the bill is taxes. WTF? I call them. They say it's for taxes on a phone I bought. I bought the phone outright 2 months ago. I tell them you can't charge me for taxes 2 months after I bought the phone. I said i want to return the phone. Over an hour later they transfer me to another person. In 15 min he reversed the charges. To a total of 1 hour and 46 min.
Fck this company.
Badhobz
06-01-2025, 06:54 PM
Bosch 16CA $21.64
Bosch ICON 16A $33.19
should I bother splurging for the more expensive one? lol
:alone: do the icons. thank me later :alone:
spoon.ek9
06-01-2025, 08:14 PM
1.5x more expensive.. this better be worth it hobz!
Badhobz
06-01-2025, 08:26 PM
IT IS! IT IS !!!!! thats 1 less burger you can eat, but your eyes will thank me as soon as rain starts.
spoon.ek9
06-01-2025, 08:37 PM
why'd you have to say that? now I know I could have a wiper AND a burger/fries :rukidding:
!Kodamu
06-02-2025, 01:54 AM
Lordco Trico Exactfit
What's a good aftermarket brand for wiper blades these days? I need to replace the 16" on the rear windshield of the EF. Gonna also have to bend the arm and perhaps lube up the spring to get better contact too.
Edit:
quick search on crappy tire and they only have two choices
1. Reflex 16" $14.99
2. RainX 16" $24.99
Jason00S2000
06-02-2025, 05:14 AM
A few days ago I see that Telus has charged for $300 for something. I check the bill online. It's the cellphone bill and more than 50% of the bill is taxes. WTF? I call them.
Car dealerships, phone companies... you name it these days, if you are not extremely vigilant, they ARE going to rip you off.
Badhobz
06-02-2025, 07:44 AM
https://vancouver.craigslist.org/nvn/aos/d/north-vancouver-northwest-rim-job-man/7854593834.html
this guy's ad is killing me. the first picture is excellent too.
Since you missed me.
Last week Telus called me saying they had some offers that might be beneficial (increase my bill) to me. I asked how much am I paying for internet. They said $135 x2 for the 2 places because my discounts just expired. I said I wanted to cancel. She sent me to another department the price was brought down to $86 for each place. Took 26 min. Now here is where it gets more fucked up. I check online and they where not just going to charge me $135 but they where going to charge me $135 plus $20 for unlimited internet.
I bet there are some old people or people who don't check there bill that are paying $155 for 1 gig internet.
A few days ago I see that Telus has charged for $300 for something. I check the bill online. It's the cellphone bill and more than 50% of the bill is taxes. WTF? I call them. They say it's for taxes on a phone I bought. I bought the phone outright 2 months ago. I tell them you can't charge me for taxes 2 months after I bought the phone. I said i want to return the phone. Over an hour later they transfer me to another person. In 15 min he reversed the charges. To a total of 1 hour and 46 min.
Fck this company.
between my personal line and the business line i get calls like this especially from telus all the time.
as soon as they say they have some offers for me, i just stop them right there and say how about i just tell you what i have and what im getting and you can tell me if you can beat it or not?
i dont want more services for a higher price, so unless you can bring my bill down then im not interested.
90% of the reps just listen to me tell them about my plan then say ok thanks have a nice day. lol
i have 20gb of data and i almost never exceed 5gb in a month, why do i need 60gb even if it's just $10 more?
bcrdukes
06-02-2025, 07:58 AM
https://vancouver.craigslist.org/nvn/aos/d/north-vancouver-northwest-rim-job-man/7854593834.html
this guy's ad is killing me. the first picture is excellent too.
So, who wants a rim job? Kreygasm
donk.
06-02-2025, 08:03 AM
between my personal line and the business line i get calls like this especially from telus all the time.
as soon as they say they have some offers for me, i just stop them right there and say how about i just tell you what i have and what im getting and you can tell me if you can beat it or not?
i dont want more services for a higher price, so unless you can bring my bill down then im not interested.
90% of the reps just listen to me tell them about my plan then say ok thanks have a nice day. lol
i have 20gb of data and i almost never exceed 5gb in a month, why do i need 60gb even if it's just $10 more?
Easy to sell first world people things they dont need
There was these telus people in my old condo lobby selling faster internet, real pushy
Dude goes "hey we are with telus promoting this great new plan!
Me "not interested"
Dude "what plan are you on now?"
Me "75mbps 40$"
Dude "oh this plan is WAY faster, and only 85$/mo"
Me "not interested" as i walk towards the elevator area out of earshot
Out of the corner of my eye: the guy looks to his coworker, snarls and says "pffghhsh, haha, who has 75mbps internet haha"
I think i lost brain cells when he said that, no wonder he works as an in person cold caller, probably complains that he cant afford to buy house because all his money goes to his 800mbps internet plan
PJSalt
Should have went back and chris browned him out of the lobby
Jason00S2000
06-02-2025, 08:08 AM
https://i.ibb.co/bRs05rnr/Gr03-Lk-WUAAGv-1.jpg
68style
06-02-2025, 08:22 AM
https://vancouver.craigslist.org/nvn/aos/d/north-vancouver-northwest-rim-job-man/7854593834.html
this guy's ad is killing me. the first picture is excellent too.
The original guy doing this rim jobs shtick was a brown dude in Surrey, he painted my Celica GT rims cheap and it definitely was cheap… this guy stole and amped up his gimmick
EvoFire
06-02-2025, 09:19 AM
between my personal line and the business line i get calls like this especially from telus all the time.
as soon as they say they have some offers for me, i just stop them right there and say how about i just tell you what i have and what im getting and you can tell me if you can beat it or not?
i dont want more services for a higher price, so unless you can bring my bill down then im not interested.
90% of the reps just listen to me tell them about my plan then say ok thanks have a nice day. lol
i have 20gb of data and i almost never exceed 5gb in a month, why do i need 60gb even if it's just $10 more?
I do a similar schtick. I tell him I'm paying $30 after tax a month and I don't need anymore services, if you can't beat it I don't want to hear about it.
Badhobz
06-02-2025, 11:38 AM
^fuck i thought you did a similar schtick for rim jobs....
Manic!
06-02-2025, 12:36 PM
Fun fact Telus workers are not allowed to hang up on you. If you got time to waste ask for a discount because they wasted your time by calling you. Just keep asking.
Hondaracer
06-02-2025, 01:01 PM
Reading more recent posts online about Telus it seems like they’ve shifted into full scam mode. A lot of comments basically saying they’ve added tiers of customer support who have almost zero control on accounts or billing. People claim to have spent 5-8 hours simply to cancel accounts etc. hiring people who are knowingly bad at the English language into their customer support etc.
Also the tiers of contracts in terms of security and TV/Internet services handcuff most ignorant people into either renewing with Telus or paying huge fees to get out of contracts (almost all security contracts are 3 years, which basixally require wifi to work with almost all products) while TV and internet services are 2 year contracts which add to the “bundled” savings.
Also increasingly more and more horror stories about contractor technicians. Saw one recently the guy spent 7 hours at the home, drilled a single hole, covered the exterior and interior penetrations with painters tape, then walked away from the job saying he couldn’t do it :lol
Shit company all around. If your services are working and you don’t need to call anyone for support, be thankful lol.. my home services come up for renewal in sept and im going to grind them endlessly until i get what i want.
To Donks comment above regarding the internet speeds, 90% of residential customers could live with 75mb/s on fiber. Fiber has almost no bottle neck with their bandwidth so as long as you’re not consistently pulling 75mb/s on some device, you’ll be perfectly fine.
That’s obviously why Telus has created these tiers with 300mb/s being the slowest. Until recently I was on 150mb/s and never once experienced a single issue. Then the agent tried to tell me I’m on 75 and I “need” more, was ready to say bitch, every single customer has a minimum of 150 on fiber as they wanted to eliminate the background programming, I’m running speed tests getting 180mb/s on a “75” profile so why do I need 300?
“Sir.. you do not understand you are not on 150”
Honestly among the shit companies I’ve ever had to deal with, they hover around the top with the likes of HP, Kal Tire, etc. lol
I almost got smooth talked into signing a new contract (had been month to month for like 4 years now). It wasn't the cheapest but I knew I'd be cancelling soon anyway.
Usual Telus hacks in my condo lobby, cornering me in the mailbox area (I should have skipped mail check that day). Basically laughs at what I'm paying monthly, said he could get me a bunch of extra features added to my plan and my price would still be lower. At no point did he mention signing a contract. All he did was prop up what he was 'giving to me' and 'lowering my bill' while talking fast in a rural ass Indian accent.
He was going to give me a security camera FOR MY FUCKING 500SQ FT CONDO THAT I LIVE IN ON MY OWN. And I'm barely home. Oh nooooo, someone gonna steal my baking soda and flip flops?!?!
I had to ask if it's a brand new contract and he danced around it a bit before saying yes 'but but but savings!'
I said 'no, I'm moving out soon'.
Then when it came to finally cancel, I knew I would have to free my day completely up. Luckily, it only took 1.5 hours and that was it. I had to keep myself calm because I knew the guy was probably chained to a desk with someone behind him, screaming at him to keep my account active.
This company needs ass cancer at the bottom and a brain aneurysm at the top. Fuck em all and their shady ass 3rd party TFW wrangling scumbag contractors too.
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