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Sperm used as moisturiser by Chinese teenager (in UK)
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Boy sends bottle of sperm to girl as love token. Girl thinks it is facial moisturiser. Boy gets arrested. Sperm moisturiser: Girl in Cameron Diaz Something About Mary moment | Metro News This one is so full of win I dun even know what to say... :facepalm::fulloffuck::lawl: |
Guess you could say... She didn't see that one cumming...
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Or he came on a bit strong... :troll:
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cum on guys... no need to get excited
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Wow! Now thats a real sticky situation.
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A bottle :) whaha. He must love her :p lol
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so u telling me she got a Facial ..
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These nuts on yer chin
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I HEAR A BUKAKAI OR SOME THING LIKE THAT..... :troll:
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who's to say it wasn't skin "cream" :badpokerface:
New Study Reveals Sperm Has Surprising Anti-aging Effects | Work + Money - Yahoo! Shine :troll: |
dem rs jokes hahaha
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so um... Did the "moisturizer" work/help enhance her beauty? :pokerface:
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Was he fapping into the bottle while looking at a picture of the girl? :bowjerk:
The guy should work at a sperm bank. :troll: |
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The fact that the news story called it "sperm" (ie the actual cells that are in the semen) kind of has me questioning the validity of this story.
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i've been helping chicks look younger since i was 13
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It's gonna be really hard to rub this sticky situation out from your past...
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"rub it in, it'll clear up yo skin...."
literally. :lawl::lawl::lawl: |
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