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07-11-2009, 05:59 AM
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I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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embarrassed as hell....
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read:
"because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom."
  
FML
been awhile since i cracked up like hell from FML so i had to share
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07-11-2009, 06:21 AM
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sneaky beaky like
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pics or it didn't happen!
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07-11-2009, 07:35 AM
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Lomac owned my ass at least once
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by cho
pics or it didn't happen!
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It's an excerpt from the FML website. It didn't happen to the OP.
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07-11-2009, 08:25 AM
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F**K YOUR HEAD
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Yeah i saw this one ages ago
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07-11-2009, 08:31 AM
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: vancouver
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lol
there's a mom that cares
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haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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Originally Posted by orgasm_donor
organge7 has spoken, and we have done the opposite. yay!
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07-11-2009, 10:17 AM
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#6
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Hacked RS to become a mod
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Sunny Hong Kong
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This thread sucks. Someone make it better please.
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07-11-2009, 10:20 AM
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Media Officer / MOD
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07-11-2009, 11:37 AM
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I bringith the lowerballerith
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Last edited by ShanghaiKid; 07-11-2009 at 11:45 AM.
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07-11-2009, 11:42 AM
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RS controls my life!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Richmond
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Originally Posted by ilvtofu
Yeah i saw this one ages ago
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Originally Posted by aznboi128
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+1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-11-2009, 12:57 PM
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Richmond
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Old one but funny...
FML rules...
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07-11-2009, 06:05 PM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Richmond
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Originally Posted by ShanghaiKid
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Well epic fail guy has to epic fail to deliver the epic thread...
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07-11-2009, 06:10 PM
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In RS I Trust
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Location: Mission
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Originally Posted by StylinRed
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read:
"because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom."
  
FML
been awhile since i cracked up like hell from FML so i had to share
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Thats one cool mom  
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07-11-2009, 10:01 PM
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My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: East Atlanta 6
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Aw thats cute haha least his mom didnt bitch at him and made fun of him
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07-11-2009, 10:09 PM
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HELP ME PLS!!!
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Location: Vancouver
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07-11-2009, 10:44 PM
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無敵
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Weak. Seen it ages ago.
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07-13-2009, 08:09 AM
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Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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no dice
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07-13-2009, 08:17 AM
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I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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07-13-2009, 10:01 AM
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How I Mod your mother
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^LOL
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07-13-2009, 10:02 AM
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HELP ME PLS!!!
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Location: Burnaby
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LOL! Straight up pedophile!
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07-13-2009, 11:56 AM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Vancouver
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Everyone loves a blackbird!
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07-13-2009, 12:57 PM
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Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Vancouver
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^ what the..
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07-14-2009, 09:16 AM
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Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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kage bunshin no jutsu
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07-14-2009, 11:22 AM
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Banned (ABWS)?
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Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shenmecar
Everyone loves a blackbird!
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Blackbird??
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