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08-20-2009, 04:41 AM
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y'all better put some respeck on my name
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Interesting Facts About The Human Body
Seen this on the LX forums...
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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now..
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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08-20-2009, 07:08 AM
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I don't get it
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jah Al Zawahiri
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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08-20-2009, 07:29 AM
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my penis isnt that long ...
i guess this doesnt apply to asian
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08-20-2009, 07:45 AM
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not sure about that thumb one, my thumb seems long, i know for sure my friendo is not over 8 inches
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08-20-2009, 07:56 AM
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WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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it's a joke
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08-20-2009, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by silk
my penis isnt that long ...
i guess this doesnt apply to asian
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we're not the "average man" then =\
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08-20-2009, 08:51 AM
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WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Another interesting fact:
Females genetically have 30% less Hemoglobin in their blood cells than males; so they have to work harder to do the same thing (e.g. running)
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08-20-2009, 08:57 AM
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F**K YOUR HEAD
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^that was just nerdy... not interesting, but i guess it explains why we're on top
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08-20-2009, 09:03 AM
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I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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lol, damn, those black dudes really pulled the average up
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08-20-2009, 09:05 AM
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I subscribe to the Revscene NWS thread(s)
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"If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. "
wat? i thought everything has a taste
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Originally Posted by boss_clad
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08-20-2009, 09:09 AM
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I think what that means is that if you stick an aluminum rod in your mouth you aren't gonna taste shit.
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08-20-2009, 09:09 AM
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RS Operative (G)
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cool facts
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08-20-2009, 09:56 AM
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hk20000
I think what that means is that if you stick an aluminum rod in your mouth you aren't gonna taste shit.
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Unless the rod was dipped in shit beforehand. 
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08-20-2009, 10:13 AM
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I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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08-20-2009, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by hk20000
I think what that means is that if you stick an aluminum rod in your mouth you aren't gonna taste shit.
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fuck, you make me want to try this now. (minus the dipping in shit part)
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08-20-2009, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by shenmecar
fuck, you make me want to try this now. (minus the dipping in shit part)
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The dipping the shit part is the only part I want to try out 
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08-20-2009, 10:31 AM
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by achiam
Another interesting fact:
Females genetically have 30% less Hemoglobin in their blood cells than males; so they have to work harder to do the same thing (e.g. running)
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Isn't Hemoglobin for blood clotting? Sounds like it has other uses in the human body.
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08-20-2009, 11:00 AM
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Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Originally Posted by silk
my penis isnt that long ...
i guess this doesnt apply to asian
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No, cause you're still a boy. Anyway, yeah I was measuring my thumb and I'm like. There is no way in hell my penis is 10 inches.
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08-20-2009, 11:04 AM
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How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by skyxx
There is no way in hell my penis is 10 inches.
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I thought you said you were from sparta? 
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08-20-2009, 11:22 AM
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Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Haha I needed a good laugh.
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08-20-2009, 11:26 AM
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To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZhangFei
"If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. "
wat? i thought everything has a taste
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and that taste is chicken
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08-20-2009, 11:32 AM
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Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Originally Posted by Draft
I thought you said you were from sparta? |
How do you know Spartans had 10 inch penis'? 
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08-20-2009, 11:57 AM
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I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by death_blossom
Isn't Hemoglobin for blood clotting? Sounds like it has other uses in the human body.
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Hb is for oxygen delivery, platelet is for blood clotting. It's like men have K&N intake while women have stock cardboard ones
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08-20-2009, 02:22 PM
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
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^ LOL ya, u learn that on the magic school bus, minus the intake analogy
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08-20-2009, 02:24 PM
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I STILL don't get it
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LOL! daz was good!
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