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09-18-2009, 05:18 AM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Some women have NO idea
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bn...380279206.html
Spoiler tag just incase you're at work because its SNSFW, text wise.
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09-18-2009, 05:32 AM
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Rider
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hhhaah, nice find
is this what u do this early? haha
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http://www.revscene.net/forums/dink-8-0-t263995.html
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09-18-2009, 05:43 AM
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Media Officer / MOD
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LOL nice
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09-18-2009, 07:41 AM
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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lol
nice read to start Friday morning
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Originally Posted by Fei-Ji
haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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There is a time when you have to sig a post.
It just happened.
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09-18-2009, 07:53 AM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by wouwou
lol
nice read to start Friday morning
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09-18-2009, 07:54 AM
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Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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It's like some men have no idea when they go down on a woman.......... It's not about just the tongue. try sliding it between your teeth and........... what the hell. I should be teaching a course on doing it right. And you wAnder why so many women are lesbians or bi, LOL.
Also, only sluts and hookers know how to give good head. You need to help the novice woman do it right, so other men can benefit from the knowledge.
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-18-2009, 08:48 AM
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My homepage has been set to RS
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Yeah. WTF?! My ex thought that including teeth is the best thing ever. I don't know what that slut cunt was thinking. But everytime she bobbed her head, it felt like she was fucking eating me. Like, literally eating my dick.
Anyways, good find! You get a thanks for making me laugh in the morning.
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09-18-2009, 08:54 AM
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Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by Preemo
Yeah. WTF?! My ex thought that including teeth is the best thing ever. I don't know what that slut cunt was thinking. But everytime she bobbed her head, it felt like she was fucking eating me. Like, literally eating my dick.
Anyways, good find! You get a thanks for making me laugh in the morning.
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Haha. Got that too. However, I was wayyy too polite to tell a girl she sucks at going down so I had to just bite my opinion.
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09-18-2009, 12:39 PM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic
It's like some men have no idea when they go down on a woman.......... It's not about just the tongue. try sliding it between your teeth and........... what the hell. I should be teaching a course on doing it right. And you wAnder why so many women are lesbians or bi, LOL.
Also, only sluts and hookers know how to give good head. You need to help the novice woman do it right, so other men can benefit from the knowledge.
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Is that from experience?
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09-18-2009, 12:42 PM
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How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by shenmecar
Is that from experience?
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Well it makes sense doesnt it? Theyre around dick all the time
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[19-07, 16:54] El Bastardo: bm i have no idea what you're talking about because i don't speak gorilla
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09-18-2009, 01:13 PM
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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how is it any different from guys not knowing how to go down on a girl? lol
it all comes down to experience. and IF you're meeting girls thru craigslist personals... what do you expect?
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09-18-2009, 01:39 PM
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Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Which is why Asian girls are bad.......... crooked teeth. Jagged edges, no good. LOL.
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-18-2009, 01:42 PM
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Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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The hooker part was added because it's most likely true, but yeah, I've dated a few sluts back in the day. Having said all that, there were some girls who had natural talent....  and needed no coaching.
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-18-2009, 01:48 PM
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Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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^ I wonder if your kids are on RS. 
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09-18-2009, 02:01 PM
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Zombie Mod
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Women have different parts than we do. They're grabbing/sucking your dick because they want to please you. Help them out. Tell the how to do it right, and how you like it, and everybody wins.
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Romans 10:9
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09-18-2009, 02:06 PM
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Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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If they were, I'm in deeep do do......... Actually, my kids know I'm not a great role model. I often say to my wife, "Hey, I'm showing them what not to do!" 
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-18-2009, 02:14 PM
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How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic
If they were, I'm in deeep do do......... Actually, my kids know I'm not a great role model. I often say to my wife, "Hey, I'm showing them what not to do!" |
I'd nominate you for husband of the year award
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[19-07, 16:54] El Bastardo: bm i have no idea what you're talking about because i don't speak gorilla
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09-18-2009, 02:16 PM
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:inoutugh:
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic
The hooker part was added because it's most likely true, but yeah, I've dated a few sluts back in the day. Having said all that, there were some girls who had natural talent.... and needed no coaching. |
...dad? 
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09-18-2009, 02:16 PM
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Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Originally Posted by Draft
I'd nominate you for husband of the year award
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And Father of the year. Oh and Role model of the year.
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09-18-2009, 03:02 PM
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I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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WTF? LOLOLOL good find
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RIP JN
UNCE UNCE UNCE!
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Comparing A&B with deadmau5? Really? I should fucking slap you
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2005 Acura TL....RIP
2003 Honda Accord Coupe V6....RIP
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09-18-2009, 03:35 PM
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Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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And Father of the year. Oh and Role model of the year. |
I accept the nomination....... thank you, thank you............
only on RS can you be anything you want and come up with awards.
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-18-2009, 03:37 PM
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Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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...dad? |
And which one of my illegitimate children are you?
Uh..... the term would be, "Bastard."
Who's your mom again?
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-18-2009, 08:00 PM
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MOD
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Blow Job Etiquette
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is
not standard practice to c*m on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 -- do not push on the top of my head.
Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do
you really WANT puke on your d*ck?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week"-get it
through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like sh*t so no, I
don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU
can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 -- "Blue Balls" might have worked on high
school girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave
me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth,
don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately
afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior
to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate
about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be
happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care
about the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get
blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is
inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean
I have to "kiss it good morning"
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09-18-2009, 08:12 PM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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WTF? LOLOLOL good find
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thanks
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09-18-2009, 08:26 PM
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Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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communication is vital to any lasting or semi-important relationship.
that being said, you cant make a ho and house wife.
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