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04-25-2010, 03:17 PM
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Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Text Your Phone List - Get Response - ??? - LOL
Rules of the game:
-You must text your entire phone list
-You must text them "Sex bomb! Sex bomb!"
-Wait for responses
-Initiate lols
some of my responses
-"perfect"
-"R u high?"
-"lmao wth?"
-"Lol what?"
-"You? hahhahahah"
-"I know i'm a sex bomb."
-phone call from random guy, asking me why I texted his girlfriend "sex bomb sex bomb"
-"... :S"
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I'm so stance my roof rack got a roof rack
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e92 335i 6MT RB Twos Turbos FBO
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e46 330ci 5MT - RIP
uc1 5AT
em2 5MT
db7 5AT - RIP
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Originally Posted by toyota86
the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though.
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AVS_Racing, AzNightmare, distanc3, Fi2e, Greenstoner, hotjoint, ilvtofu, jigga250, liu13, Presto, rice cooker, rsx, SkinnyPupp, Stevie P, TekDragon, TOPEC, XxFcukxX |
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04-25-2010, 04:14 PM
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Vancouver
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"Ask if you can tap that" is way better.
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04-25-2010, 04:26 PM
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Banned (ABWS)
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: vancouver
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"sex me" is better
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04-25-2010, 04:30 PM
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Zombie Mod
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Langley
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Quote:
Originally Posted by woob
"Ask if you can tap that" is way better.
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...and here is that thread:
http://www.revscene.net/forums/text-...d-t584324.html
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04-25-2010, 04:30 PM
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Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Vancouver
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Yea but those are too "straight to the point". You want people to go "wtf?"
edit* it Was a pretty good thread though
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I'm so stance my roof rack got a roof rack
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Current
e92 335i 6MT RB Twos Turbos FBO
Former
e90 330i 6MT
e46 330ci 5MT - RIP
uc1 5AT
em2 5MT
db7 5AT - RIP
Quote:
Originally Posted by toyota86
the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though.
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04-25-2010, 05:46 PM
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look at these diamonds, they shining
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Vancouver
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text the random guy who called u " Sex bomb! Sex bomb! "
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04-25-2010, 05:57 PM
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y'all better put some respeck on my name
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Vancouver
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Just make sure your contacts list doesn't have your mom or sister(s).
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04-25-2010, 07:51 PM
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Lomac owned my ass at least once
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Vancouver
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my boss was not impressed
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04-26-2010, 07:56 AM
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Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Surrey
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^ HAHA
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04-26-2010, 02:33 PM
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rsx
my boss was not impressed
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boss must be a woman
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1996 Honda Accord
1995 Nissan 240sx
2004 Infiniti G35
2005 Honda Jazz
BuySell Feedback
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"It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good ... They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. "
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04-26-2010, 05:28 PM
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My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: May 2006
Location: PoCo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rsx
my boss was not impressed
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I've been called a sex pistol by my boss. Super awkward.
Posted via RS Mobile
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04-26-2010, 07:26 PM
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DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Presto
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 I almost forgot about this
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture
me: When's the last time you had sex?
her: LOL almost a month ago
me: I knew that.
me: When you gonna have sex next?
her: lol I dunno I don't plan it haha. it happens when it happens. How bout u?
me: Tonight. I'll pick you up at 7.
her: LOL u for real? can't tonite lol I hav to study for finals at SFU. next week?
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04-26-2010, 08:12 PM
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regulator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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not funny, whatsoever
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.HappySilp
^^ I think u seen jeus..... Lol. u shouldn't be scare of jeus.
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04-27-2010, 04:13 AM
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Need my Daily Fix of RS
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: home
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I winced from how un-funny it was
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